So I started pulling the tape off a bandage on my calf, then as I pulled out some hair I looked for a different site—the inner thigh, not much hair there, so I switched to that one. I didn’t need to add more pain—time enough for that later when—damn! The bandage was stuck to the wound. As I peeled the still sticky tape off my leg, it curled around and stuck itself onto my pubic hair, only I didn’t notice yet as I was too busy swearing and trying to get the bandage off my wound.