The Damn Tomb

Varian stared down at the huge extravagant tomb that practically screamed "Notice me!".

It's a pyramid, with the holographic projection of him smiling on its top, heavily inspired by the ancient tombs of the pre-blink earth.

What really pissed Varian off was the scribblings on the bottom of the structure.

"The best genius of humanity, still couldn't get laid."

"The man who never sowed any fields. We have many fertilizers that can help you. Contact our fertilizer company. <3."< p>

"The Konstant Celibate."

To write these on a martyr's tomb warranted a death sentence, much less on someone who received the highest funeral.

But these words were painted on the tomb with something akin to a special nano-paint. They're non-erasable. Even if you break that part of the wall, the paint would sink into the tomb and resurface at another location.

The only way to remove it would be to destroy the tomb. But that's just even more outrageous.