?.? Screwed Pt.1

Now you may wonder how I felt and what i was thinking of as i sat in my uncomfortable bean bag chair. Perhaps elated at the chance only others might dream of. Frankly I was still in disbelief expecting to wake up. I was no stranger to weird realistic dreams afterall. Having had a 4th wall breaking dream where the inhabitants accepted their deaths should I wake up. To this day it gave me the chills.

I had an idea. If God really is as he says he is. Or at least close to it....heh....hehehe...Hahahahahaha!!

"You're very creepy when left alone." Morgan Fre- I mean God's voice had broken the silence of the white expanse.

"It's not silent when you're laughing weirdly. Well? have you decided?"

Damn. I was thinking aloud again.

" Yes! I would like to go to Exmortis!" Heh heh, take that God! I came up with a random title that i was certain wasn't even a fictional story. If it's a dream nothing would happen...if it wasn't then...wait....what happens then?

"Wai-" I began. Deciding perhaps I hadn't thought things through.

"I'm not sure why you would want that but okay." The space around me began to vibrate. I realized all too late wherever I was going was probably not gonna be good from His tone. Even if it was, I knew nothing of what to expect. Oh how i wasted a gift by trying to mess with some god. Even if it was out of half hearted disbelief.

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It was dark. A startling contrast to the white void i was in earlier. I was tired and hungry. Wearing nothing more than my black sweatpants and Abibas hoodie. I was barefoot in some literal god forsaken forest. The situation would have been laughable had it been someone else in my place. Perhaps I would die from infection due to my injured feet? Maybe take a second chance?

I knew I wasn't the smartest person but I realized with some time and a desperate need to distract myself, that assuming the G-man i met was THE G man or some R.O.B using a general term. They would in multiverse logic know of some version of reality where a random made up title was an actual story.

My stupid self was now suffering for momentary hysteria.

I acknowledge that I am not dreaming. I was awake, and in pain, and hungry and i said that already didn't I?

The forest seemed endless. However I was finally greeted by a sign of civilization. A house....in the middle of the woods.

Great. Experience from being a nerd tells me I'm in a horror world.

Oh boi. I was so f*****.