A Mission! 1/2
After eating breakfast and finishing my other responsibilities, about three hours had passed. I could have really tried to speak with anyone from the chat group while doing all that, but if our worlds truly did operate with the same time, despite being in varying days, months, and years, then Possible and pppp were probably in the middle of their classes at that time, and after a quick check, 2B was sent on a mission. I could have talked with Real Girl, but she seemed to be in the middle of something as well.
With everything done, I now had free time to fiddle with the Dimensional Chat Group and try to find out the other member's identities! I mean, I could just ask. Real Girl would most likely introduce herself easily, Possible as well, but pppp was a mystery. Also, if they turn out to be "fictional" characters that I know or I don't know of but still exists, °should° I tell them that they are °fictional° characters?
....
'That's a dumb question.' I inwardly chastised myself. Telling them that I know their "futures" or have the ability to find it out would be highly advantageous for them! And if they have an existential crisis over this, I could easily dissuade such thoughts! As Real Girl mentioned, the existence of the Dimension Chat Group proves that the Multiverse theory is not a theory at all! °My° world simply has a frightening way to turn Multiverses into a fucking form of entertainment!
[Yuri has entered the chat.]
After entering the chat group I waited for a moment to see if there was someone in the chat group with me. Seeing no one else I proceeded to make my own investigation of the Dimensional Chat Group!
<|Timeskip|>
What I had found so far after a few experiments and searching was that the Dimensional Chat Group was quiet similar with Messenger! Though, maybe the app molded itself to follow something I was more familiar with?
Other than the similarities, like being able to take photos, recording audio, and the reply-function, there was the Live Stream function (which I put off for the time being), settings to adjust the Inventory and Shop, and a Gifting function.
After what felt like an hour of adjusting my settings, I finally had everything the way I wanted them to be! My Inventory would now be a very transparent, purple, 8x9 screen with a 5x5 boxes while my Shop would now show me the most useful item I need by type instead of it all being randomly picked!
Then, while I was playing with the inventory, adding things I owned to it and seeing how water would act with it, a notification chimed. However, this one didn't come from my phone, but rather it chimed °inside° my head! Not only that, but I now had a small exclamation mark icon on the bottom left of my vision!
For the moment, I contemplated what it meant, but I just shrugged before mentally pressing it, which quickly opened a screen in front of me!
[Introductory Mission!
-As the first mission of the Members of the DCG, you all can decide which mission you can take! You will be given five mission, all of them having varying degrees of difficulty, goals, and universe!
>A Clichéd Way to Start! (Highschool of The Dead)
>A Pervert's Dream Come True (Highschool DxD)
>Pirates of the Caribbean (One Piece)
>BFG (Doom)
>Yuri Vibes (Frozen)]
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"This is. the most. cracked mission titles I have ever. ever! seen." Whoever made the DCG with humor in mind, they surely failed at it!
Then, as I was slightly cringing at the mission titles, another notification popped up. This time, it was from my phone, and as I expected, it was from the DCG group chat.
[pppp: Hey @Everyone!]
Pressing on the notification, I entered the group chat.
[Yuri has entered the group chat.]
[2E has entered the group chat.]
[pppp: Did everyone suddenly have a ringing sound in their head and a mission?!]
[Real Girl!: Hey! That happened to me too!]
[Possible: I did! I thought it was some sort of attack and nearly embarrassed myself in the cafeteria! It would have been sooooo awkweird if I suddenly got in a fighting stance for seemingly no reason at all!]
[2E: I had thought it was some sort of virus.]
While the four fussed about the Mission notification, I began piecing together Possible's identity. Her word choice, sitch and awkweird, her previous nickname and current one, ot finally dawned to me why she seemed so familiar! The only "person" I know that said the word "Sitch" was the one and only, Kim Possible! Since I only knew of the word through the girl herself, I always associated the word with the redhead, which brought the initial suspicion! Only now did I realize Possible was who I believe who she was, was due to her other word choice, awkweird, something that only she would say!
[Real Girl!: So, how are we going to do this, friends?]
Going back to the group chat, I scrolled up to check how their conversation went and after getting enough context, I went back down.
[Real Girl!: I will put the Mission details here!]
[Real Girl!:
>A Clichéd Way to Start! (Highschool of The Dead)
-Zombies are a must in these kinds of situations.
Goal/s:
¬Survive for 20 days!: (0/20)
-Difficulty: Normal
Reward/s:
¬3,000 Coins
¬2 Normal Chest
¬4 Ability Tickets
¬1 10% Shop Discount
>A Pervert's Dream Come True (Highschool DxD)
-Gods, and beings stronger than gods, and beings stronger than those beings. Yes, such a normal world. And yes, boobs are in abundance.
Goal/s:
¬Destroy Khaos Brigade
-Difficulty: Pretty Hard
Reward/s:
¬30,000 Coins
¬10 Ability Tickets
¬3 25% Shop Discount
¬1 Rare Chest
>Pirates of the Caribbean (One Piece)
-I want to be, the very bes- wrong franchise.
Goal/s:
¬Destroy the World Government!
-Difficulty: Pretty Hard
Reward/s:
¬30,000 Coins
¬10 Ability Tickets
¬3 25% Shop Discount
¬1 Rare Chest
>Rip and Tear! (Doom)
-*SFX: Very Heavy Metal*
Goal/s:
¬Kill 1,000 Demons of any kind!: 0/1,000
-Difficulty: Pretty Hard
Reward/s:
¬30,000 Coins
¬10 Ability Tickets
¬3 25% Shop Discount
¬1 Rare Chest
>Yuri Vibes (Frozen)
-Ugh. I read too mach fanfic.
Goal/s:
¬Fix the relationship between the two Protagonists!
-Difficulty: ¯\_(ツ )_/¯
Reward/s:
-1,000 Coins
-1 Normal Chest
-1 Ability Ticket
-1 10% Shop Discount]
[Real Girl!: I must say, the descriptions are very unhelpful!]
Agreeing with Real Girl's assessment, I'm starting to feel like the DGC isn't just a normal "app". It seems like the DGC's....system(?) had it's own personality? Or, if the last description was anything to go by, is the god who made the DGC the one giving the missions?
Shaking my head, I groaned as theories began to flood my brain. 'Curse you MatPat for your damned theories!'
[pppp was changed to Sleepdeprived.]
[Sleepdeprived: Ughhhhhhhhhhhh]
[Sleepdeprived: wiwjsndiidmsl]
[Sleepdeprived: This. Is. So. Weird!!!]
[Possible: I agree with Sleepdeprived. I'm starting to believe that one of my villains have drugged me.]
[2E: I do not understand what Sleepdeprived had said. Is she being corrupted?]
[Sleepdeprived: I'm being corrupted by all this stupid shit!]
[Sleepdeprived: But in all honesty, I can't help but feel like this is all a joke.]
Seeing my cue, I butted into the conversation.
[Yuri: Okay. @Everyone, I have something important to discuss!]
[Real Girl!: What is it?]
[Sleepdeprived: Please! I need a distraction from this headache!]
[Yuri: So, I'll just put it out that I completely understand the mission descriptions and title.]
[Real Girl!: Really!?]
[Sleepdeprived: !?]
[Possible: How!???]
[2E: I find how these three reacted amusing. Also, are the Missions written in some sort of code, Yuri?]
[Yuri: UmU. I'll gladly tell you all this, of course!]
I paused for a moment as three girl replied much like earlier. I'm really looking forward for tonight.
*Ding!*
And it seems that my first customer of the day has a pretty good timing!
[Yuri: But that would have to wait until after dinner! Wouldn't want Possible and Sleepdeprived having an existential crisis during their classes! Gtg! I have a job tl do! Byueee!]
<|Sleepdeprived's POV|>
[Yuri has left the chat.]
As I stare at my phone, giving it the meanest death glare I could muster, I can't help but feel like Yuri was being an absolute troll.
<|Timeskip|Jasmine's POV|>
[Yuri has joined the chat.]
[Real Girl! has joined the chat.]
[Yuri: Ey @Everyone!]
[Yuri: Huh. Hi Real Girl.]
[2E has joined the chat.]
[Real Girl!: Hi Yuri! Hi 2E!]
[2E: Good evening you two.]
[Possible joined the chat.]
[Possible: Good evening!]
[Real Girl!: Good evening!]
[Yuri: Good evening to you all!]
[Sleepdeprived: Finslly!]
[Sleepdeprived: Good evening. Now tell us how you understood all that!!!]
Reading Sleepdeprived's message, I giggled a bit, enjoying her reaction.
[Yuri: Sheeesh. No need to be so aggressive.]
[Sleepdeeprived: Bitch!]
[Yuri: Woof!]
[Sleepdeprived:.....]
As I stare at Sleepdeprived's reply, a sense of accomplishment filled my being. I'm quite sure my introverted ass wouldn't pull of this stunt as flawlessly as I just did face-to-face, so I'm just glad I was able to gain such a reaction!
[Real Girl!: Is this what people call, "Horny"?]
[Possible: !!! @Yuri! Don't be a bad influence!]
Despite Possible's scolding, my imagination had once again provided me an adorable imagery of my Imagination-Real Girl asking question with an innocent expression, causing me to squeal once more!
[Yuri: Back to the reason for this meeting of ours!]
[Real Girl!: Aww.]
[Yuri: So, remember when Real Girl said that the existence of the DGC validates the Multiverse theory?]
[2E: I do.]
[Sleepdeprived: Yeah....]
[Possible: I fought aliens before, so I could easily believe this.]
Filing away Possible's message for later, I continued.
[Yuri: Well, I'll tell something more unbelievable!]
[Real Girl!: Ooh~...]
[Yuri: Before that, I'll ask some questions.]
[Sleepdeprived: hhsoaoanzusk]
[Possible: ...]
[Sleepdeprived: Youre doing thison purpose!!!]
[Real Girl!: You are free to ask your questions, friend!]
[Yuri: Okay, if I'm right, @Possible, you're full name wouldn't happen to be Kim Possible, right?]
[Possible: !,?]
[Possible: Hwo?!]
[Possible: *How!?]
[Real Girl!: Oh! I just realized that, other than 2E, we haven't told each other our names! That must be remedied!]
As I stared at the questions that started to fill the group chat, I was mentally doing a victory dance!
[Yuri: Waitup!]
[Yuri: @Everyone, calm down!]
[Yuri: Now, @2E, I'll go on a stretch and ask that you're mission earlier involved a certain number 9 android?]
[2E: That is]
[2E has left the chat!]
Seeing 2B suddenly leave the chat, I can't help but feel like I made a mistake! Thinking about it now, I probably did! I really shouldn't have asked such a stupid question!
"Stupid. Stupid. Stupid." As I hit my forehead with the edge of my phone in regret and guilt, it buzzed, causing me to pause.
[2E has joined the chat.]
[2E: Forgive me for my sudden leave, everyone, I was simply surprised with Yuir's question. And to answer your question, Yuri, my mission did, in fact, involve the elimination of YoRHa Number 9 Type S.]
[Real Girl!: !?!]
[Possible: WAIT WHAT!?]
[Possible: Context please]
Upon reading 2B's message, I was both filled with relief and guilt.
[Yuri: Sorry for asking such an inconsiderate question, 2E.]
[2E: It is fine, Yuri. I am more curious about how you know this.]
[Possible: I still need context!]
Regarding 2B's reply, I was momentarily confused. Despite her "No emotions" motto, I was quite sure 2B would still react more negatively to my question. It just feels like 2B was brushing this off too easily.
'Unless...' Going back to Possible's(Kim Possible's!) earlier comment of facing aliens, and if I'm right, 2B's actual indifference to "resetting" 9S, then not only are we in different timelines (year, month, day), but 2B and Possible are far from their "canon" timeline, with the former being too early in their canon timeline and the latter having already gone pass their canon timeline.
To further prove this, I asked,
[Yuri: Okay, everyone tell me the current date of their world!]
[Possible: Ughhh, today's October 12, 2005]
[Real Girl!: Today is the year X108 of September 23!]
[[A/N: Let's ignore RWBY's confusing timeline.]]
[Sleepdeprived: Huh!? Today's november 4 2015 for me!]
[2E: This is surprising. The current date is December 26, 11,942.]
[[A/N: Let's lightly follow Nier and connected franchises' lore.]]
[Sleepdeprived: holdup! 2E! Do you have flying cRs!?]
[Real Girl!: Woah! 2E's from the future!]
[Sleepdeprived: shit! *cars!]
[Possible: This is so trippy.]
Having received the needed information, I nodded to myself, proud with ny awesome deduction skills! Still, we have matters to attend to.
[Yuri: @Everyone! Focus!]
[Sleepdeprived: But 2E's from the future!!! Imagine all the flying cars there!]
[Yuri: Sorry to burst your bubble, Sleepy, but the only flying machines there are ones that kill ya.]
[Real Girl!: Oh! Are these the machine lifeforms 2E spoke about?]
[Sleepdeprived: huh?]
[Yuri: Anyway! Back on topic. While you four exist in different universes, I'm pretty sure my universe has a weird way of interpreting other universes and turning them into different forms of media.]
[Real Girl!: Oh? Truly?]
[2E: Is that so?]
[Possible: waitwaiwaiiiwiwa!!?]
[Sleepdeprived: haiownsnxoesxhdj]
[Sleepdeprived: skemsoem]
[Possible: Will you please give a better explanation!?]
[Real Girl!: @Sleepdeprived! Are you having a stroke!? Do you need our help!?!?]
[Yuri: Kimmie, you're a cartoon character, and 2E's a video game character.]
What came after that was absolute chaos.