Shit Happens

When I was 18 I enlisted in the US military where I was scouted by the CIA as a spy. I learned a large variety of skills to ensure I was adaptable and deadly. Medical, hacking, engineering anything and everything. In the end of it I was one of the best. I could blend in, I could kill, and I could steal.

Even so you still can fuck up. My last mission ended in a disaster I lost a lot, but also gained a lot. I learned the importance of life and the fickleness of it. You were always told to not get close but I did. I lost my team for the woman I loved. Got stabbed in the back quite literally from her. She was my target that I was assigned too. A Russian nuclear engineer working on a nuke for a terrorist cell.

It was a long term mission that ended in failure because of me not wanting to kill her after I confirmed that she was in fact making the nuke. I confronted her on it at our place. We had been dating for 3 months at that point. I offered to run away with her and make a life together and she agreed with me. Next thing I know I was stabbed in the back with a needle. When I came too I tried to contact my team as but I got no response so I went back to our BOO (Base of Operations) something I came up with because I find it amusing.

What I found was everyone was dead immediately contacting my superior they told me to pull out and they were flying me home. With nothing else to do but comply I went to the air port and got on a private plane flying back home. When I got off the plane I got a call

' Is this Michael' to which I replied yes.

' You have been blacklisted thank you for your 12 years of service' I was shocked and mad.

I checked my bank account quickly to realize there is nothing all I have now is the cash on me and in the safe at home. I hail a taxi to go to my place when I got there was a demo team destroying it as it was now property of the bank. Left with nothing else to do at the moment I started to walk to my favorite dell a couple of blocks away.

As I was walking across the street when the cross showed the little man and out of nowhere a speeding truck ran through the red light and right into me. As I sailed through the air I thought 'Well I guess this is a mercy' then there was black.

Hello child what are you doing here?

I look up to see the biggest old naked dude I have ever seen. This guy was fucking huge like 15 feet huge and dick bigger than I was. We were in a bathroom. All I could think of why the hell do I meet god in a bathroom.

Hello my name is Michael might I know what I'm doing here god I know I died and all that but why am I in your bathroom with you?

With a thunderous laugh god said "well you are aren't suppose to be here. I'm the retired god of reincarnation" He snapped his fingers and a white robe was suddenly on him. " Now then since your here then it must be fate. You have 3 wishs, get to choose where you go and what you look like. Since I'm feeling nice I'll also give you two surprise gifts but you won't know what they are till you arrive in your next life. Now then what will it be?"

That's not what I was expecting but I'll take it. " I would like to be reincarnated into naruto world time line doesn't matter make it a surprise. I want to look like Rihan Nura. I want to have the kekkei gekkai of Ibura clan smoke release, also ranmura dōjustu. For my final wish I would like to have alchemy power from full metal alchemist. Also this is more of a request but can I be 12 years old to start out in unpopulated area because I don't want to be born to family again."

Granted now off you go.

I woke up in a forest with a shit eating grin god gave me some good gifts if I must say.