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Diary of a Retired Reaper

Barry was your average college student, if you don't count the fact he was doing well. That was until he stubbed his toe and then fell down some stairs and snapped his neck. He goes back to his room to find a black notebook that is apparently his diary, who also happens to be written by his past self and also the god of death. With the new knowledge Barry decides to go on a journey to the peak of the multiverse. Traveling from planet to planet to finish his diary.

Literary_nightmare · Fantasy
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63 Chs

Well I've done all I can do

When I look at the souls I find that the process worked flawlessly and the personalitys of each soul cannot gain access to the rest if the soul. While I'm silently dancing for joy, the two personalities suddenly fuse together and then fly slowly towards Bianca's room. I've miscalculated. I thought the souls would dissipate after not having a suitable vessel, but I forgot the fact my shop was literally full of them.

In a desperate attempt to stop it I quickly get up. No one says anything it's pretty obvious why I'm getting up so I walk past the door and into the bathroom, I start desperately making soul cleaving circles. I then see Bianca walk inside the kitchen. I signal her to come over here silently and she does.

"Inside the bathroom, now." She looks at me funny but can tell I'm not joking so she quickly enters. The amalgamation is slowly inching it's way over and I'm still desperately casting circles in the hopes of shredding it.

When it finally approaches the door handle of the bathroom, I activate the circles and small blue energy daggers start launching throughout the hall, utterly annihilating it.

[The user has killed the soul amalgamation of The Vampire Queen and the Heavenly Demon]

[You have successfully killed a protagonist without the gods noticing]

[You have leveled up 5 times and unlocked the planetary encyclopedia and the martial techniques Hundred Scythes and Vision of the Reaper]

Just like that I signal Bianca out and she quietly goes back to her room while I sit on the toilet and brace myself. While I could handle one thing at a time, I had no idea about more than one. While I'm sitting on the toilet and suddenly get a headache and I got new memories that popped inside my head.

The funny thing was it probably was the encyclopedia that caused so much trouble, because all my previous memories of using the bathroom in the last 4 years are completely gone. When I get off the toilet waiting around 5 minutes, I wash my hands throughly and walk out, but not before taking a headache reliever and swallowing it.

"Didn't you use to take long shits?"

"Would you kindly shut the fuck up? I'm trying to enjoy my cake."

After that we eat cake silently for another few minutes, as Amelia had kindly stopped making those remarks.

"Hey man, got any headache relievers? My head is killing me."

"Same here, get me one too pretty boy" I roll my eyes at this one and walk back and take two glasses of water out put them back and then go take two headache relievers from my storage ring and put it next to their water.

"Thanks pretty boy"

"I don't get why you're calling me pretty boy, I'm more handsome" This comes off like me being arrogant, bit I said ot in something like a monotone voice

"Eh, you look like you came out of an otome game and those guys are pretty boys."

"You know, just because it's your birthday doesn't mean I'm letting that slide. I will remember this." Just like that we keep eating cake, and after awhile we decide to play some video games.

"Get you sorry ass over here Amelia it's time for your virtual beating." She's then weeled over by Justin and takes a pair of controllers and I pick another fighting game I got, Brothers Ultimate Mayhem. As promised, I totally mop the floor with her.

"This is fucking bullshit, why is that sword so big yet so damn fast?"

"Probably cause you suck ass and walk into it every time." Just like that her virtual beat down continues mercilessly, I even beat her with the worst charter just to flex.

"Why are you even running a shop? You could be making so much more of you went pro with these bullshits skills and combos?"

"Grinding for the online rank needed to enter is boring as hell." I did try actually, but the pro league for this game was relatively small while the casual fanbase was masive and the payout wasn't worth the massive grind to get the top 1000 global rank to compete for just 5000 dollars maximum. For a week I had non-stop grinded online and the best I got was top 500000 global. This was all on an old console, but it was still the same game.

While we're having idle charter and playing mushroom boy racing, a notification appears in front of the screen.

[First Title received]

[Wingless Angel]

[Because of the witness you left alive have spread your name, the majority of planet 586 has decided to call you this. For getting a reputation as a anti-hero your damage against individuals with souls bound to damnation will be 30% more while on the planet and 5% more off world]

During the time I was reading this message I was still easily keeping my first by using a boombox I graby-handed from Justin to keep myself ahead. Just like that the rest of the day passed peacefully.

Well, it should have. After another few minutes, I was getting tired from using my arm for 2 hours continously but they had decided to leave so we said our goodbyes.

I then get behind the counter and quickly disintegrate my arm. Not even 5 minutes later Marcia walks up with a camera and a bag on her back.

"Explain"

'What?" She then shows me a photo of my arm blowing away in the wind and a cup levitating behind me. Like a rational man with secrets I pull a gun on her and take the camera.

"You didn't see shit, got it? Tell anyone and everyone dies." I then delete the photos and videos while crushing the card inside to be safe.

"Teach me"

"Are you insane? I'm holding you at gunpoint"

"Teach me"

"Hell no, why should I?"

"More camera ready to be sent to the news if I don't stop it myself."

"Fine, whatever. But this stays a secret, alright? Pretty sure your not enough of a dumbass to flaunt your powers around and become a lab rat." She just nods and I pass the crystal over to her. A ball of metal is being slammed into a wall of dirt, crushing it. The letters SS can be seen. If I had to make a guess, her SS earth talent mutated into metal due to her constantly being surrounded by metal and technology since birth.

"You have an SS affinity for earth that has muateted into metal, so don't bother trying to learn other spells. You will be worthless."

"Okay then Mr Wingless Angel"

"You can call me anything but that."