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"Should I unfreeze time?"

"Let's look around first, limit our perception to standards the people around here enjoy, give us unsuspicious clothes and set our powers within basic limits. Do the rest yourself. Didn't create you so you only listen. Scan my thoughts, but don't screw us up. What kind of system did they develop?"

" Levels, but nobody reached high enough for exploration across the sea. You think it's a good idea to insert ourselves into this world and playing around? What stats do you wanna use?"

" Good? Don't care, but should be fun. Set us at PENETRABLE, but remove blood and pain, I'd like to fool around with whatever idiot appears. And give us a basic map."

"Alright, again what stats?"

Level: 1

Title:

Occupation:

Strength: 1

Agility:1

Stamina: 1

Health: 20

Mana: 1

Skills: Language Comprehension

" Kinda low, don't you think? And why that skill? We should start basic, you fooling around already?"

" How do you wanna explain how we understand everything? Was the easiest thing to do it like this. I gave us some normal clothes and a bit of money. Hygiene is, thanks to Mana, no Problem in this World. Can I unfreeze time now?"

I nod, getting input about my surroundings for the first time. We were in a forest, high trees, kinda dark, occasionally some sunlight piercing through, some birds singing about work and going to play cards at the weeke-

" Limit language comprehension to humanoids and special creatures"

Much better, now it's just tweeting. I hear a river nearby, and horses pulling carriages, roads sound rough imo, but medieval, what do I care? We're clothed in brown wool shirts and trousers, with simple shoes. Decent underwear at least. Feels really nice, but why? This is too nice a fabric for our basic standards. Did you-?

" Just gave everyone they're own, bound, self repairing and self cleaning, underwear. We aren't animals, don't you think so too?"

"What else did you... Give me OMNISCIENT and CREATION back for a bit, gotta check something"

And here we are, what did she set as common sense? Oh, can't be taken off without consent? Nice, no rape possible, at least she did something useful this time.....or not- reverse power scaling removed, dragons back to strongest, slimes weakest, alright.... strengthen the body at lvl 10, 50, 100, why not... strongest now something at lvl 81, what's his occupation..... professional wanker.....restricting maximum flight height to 10000 meters..... removing Sarah's right to wear underwear..... equipment grading at trash, common, uncommon, rare, unique, epic, legend, myth, color coding at attribute screen with gray, white, green, blue, pink, purple, yellow and red..... and finished.

"Take them back and don't change things, you're getting punished for screwing this up"

" You're mean. You don't let me have fun anymore"ಠ⁠ω⁠ಠ

" Sarah, I'm your father"

"At least stop bullshitting, you may have created me, but I only call you Daddy when we're in bed."

I should've created her more obedient, but I like her as she is, even if I might have created her a bit too cheeky. We should get going, next town isn't too far away.

" Let's go, I want to arrive by lunch and enjoy some local food or something."

As we start walking around, we encounter the wildlife of the forest, cute Bunny's chasing and eating ferocious Wolves, I may have overlooked something, but who cares.

We arrive at a small town after around 30 minutes. There's a small gate with guards in simple gear and I can see some small kids running around.

I've removed starvation and death from harsh weather outside from this world, that bit of energy expenditure isn't too important. Not that there's a limit to energy.

Beggars are still a thing, money has to be earned for better food, just death is removed. Dying of old age is possible nonetheless. Smoke is rising from within the village.

Arriving at the gate, we're greeted by a lazy guard leaning against the wall.

" New faces, great. Listen up, we don't care where you're from but remember, acting up or disturbing others gets you punished. If you got money you can visit the tavern, that shrewd old lady may look bad, but she can cook and rents out rooms above the tavern. Otherwise you'll have to sleep with the horses. Her Etablissement is the only one around for sleeping somewhere decent, but if you're just coming through, there are some people around grilling meat. If you're injured you can go to Celina, our florist, she was a healer before settling down here, she can't do too much, but it's enough for us. No church, you know why, but a branch of the guild has been set up some time ago. That concludes my life story and now make yourself scarce, you hinder my work."

We get inside and look around. About a hundred buildings greet us, surrounding a well.