Dian's Diary
Chapter one
It's a sunny day! Ahhhh the birds flattering my ear, rainbows coming out from my window so beautiful... Me not waking up to do work
Dian!!! Dian!!!! Oh shut up you birds am enjoying my rainbow
Oh wait i know that voice....it's my Mum calling
If i could hear my mum calling it only means that I was fairytale dreaming again
Of course dian how would rainbows be coming out from your window it's currently dream dian. oh shut up voices in my head I know it aint a dream just watch and see you dumbass dian in my head, lies down relaxed while smiling
Umm Dian! What? Why is everywhere so quiet?? Yeah, wanted to ask this same thing too. Gasps mum's coming with her whip, it was really a dream!!! Jumps up from her bed, door opens mum's with her whip. Hey mum what's up with the whip, no need to make use of it because i'm up already.... Yes I can see that and your very lucky you stupid wackko, next time you won't be and I pray you won't be so that i can turn your bum red muhahahaha! Evil laugh added by me.
Okay just to make this clear your reading this fluently, my mum is french so when she said all those stuff you have to read it in a French accent to get how awkward it is hearing red bum coming out from her mouth hole and for the evil laugh it gets weirder
Like my family in a whole is weird like i wonder what my dad was doing when he met my mum
Didn't he see the evilness in that woman
Anyway my family is... Dian!!!!Dian!!!! DIANA!!!
My mum couldn't just wait for me to finish my story before she DIANA!!!!!!! don't make me come there you silly girl. Ahh am coming mum!!
What did you say?? I mean am coming MaMa!!!
Now I have to go wash the dishes, clean up the kitchen, check if gross little brother pooped in his underwear. Because my mum I mean mama said I most do it as a big sister. Thinking about this much work is making me sick, it should make you sick says mama now get to work silly girl!! Washing the dishes and cleaning the kitchen ain't my problem, it's Johnny's poop am worried about.
Speaking of johnny his my little discusting brother who still poops in his underwear at the age of 7 and I have clean it up I know right so gross imagine me a princess cleaning up poop
Your still here dian?? No mum am almost done
Wait!!! Did i just say mum I meant mama am almost done
Phew! So where was I ohh yes princess dian of what kingdom , hmm what should I call my kingdom hmmmm yes i got it I'll call it.....Dian quit day dreaming about you being a princess
And get those dishes done. shit how did she know i was doing that
But no need to worry am done already so i can daydream more....
Diana remember today is school!!! you don't want to be late. Wait today is SCHOOL!!!!!!!
Me screaming in my head while am smiling on the outside I wish I could scream out loud
But I can't. mama would just take me to home of the mentally something Can't really remember
So am going to school OK guys my name is Dian and your just getting started in knowing my life
For the first 5 secounds I can hear myself going crazy in my head me totally dancing to Party in usa by diva miley Cyrus
Miss Diana De La Rosa, miss dian
Paper hits me from no where, that was when I realized that Mr bottom was asking me questions on the history of greek gods and what i think of them??
Me who was partying with miley cyrus how will I know that
Ummm the greek are ummmm, class bell rings
Yessssss am off like zooom baby
Phew! that was a close one. by the way Mr bottom is one of the weirdest teachers I've ever known like once he wore a zombie costume to class and said it manifests our soul to listen more like wtf who does that
Dian I thought we talk about you using the f word why am I hearing my mom's voice in my head anyways whatever
Off to history class one of the most boring and annoying class of all and also home to the popular boy in school james mark Austin
Like did I mention how cool his hair is...of course i did not just saying now.
His so hot that him smiling at you can even make you popular in Brick wood high
Oh wait I forgot to tell you guys about my school from the beginning. Brick wood is a school for hot chicks like me to move around with hot chickens *giggles* get it I said hot chicks like me then the guys as chickens
Of you guys don't get it, fine hot guys where was i ? Oh yes move around with them
Now back to James mark Austin even his full name is sexy I can't wait to see him in history class. I was busy smiling while this conversation was going on in my head when Mr peterson noticed me and ask me a question
You all know what the question is all about and it's not about me smiling it was even worst
He asked why I was staring at James mark Austin oh my gggggg! so sexy okay back to Mr Peterson imagine he made JMA to notice me he asked why i looked at JMA with love and desperation in my eyes, the next thing the whole started laughing saying she's in love with you bro, JMA turned and was like i can't believe this weirdo! did JMA just call me a weirdo....oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He knows who I am not like my name or anything but at least he knows that girl on glasses with pink braces weirdo girl, JMA noticed my pink braces
Okay guys To stop confusing you JMA short cool form for James mark Austin i know right everyone calls him that. well just me hehehe
Back to class JMA never looked at me again but I just know he was thinking about me
Don't ask me how i know I just know it, throughout the history I was just so happy a song started playing in my head never knew what the name was but it was a love song and i loved it just so magical until jay walked in
Like damn this motherfucker is hot
JAY is the definition of hot, 6ft'² lovely chest muscle blue eyes soft lips can feel them calling me did I mention his legs ohh he must really be working out like damn okay enough with the sexiness in the air. am wet like fucking wet right now which means am turned on by jay
Oh shit just writting about him got me wet, damn!!! Bites my lips like for real you guys am doing this right now.
Okayyy dian concentrate! you know What? am going to skip the history class part after all the sexiness
Mr Peterson went on to bla bla bla bla land
Then everyone started calling me a weirdo
All thanks to JMA cool right okay I'll stop now, don't want to talk about it.
Feeling so fucking annoyed decided to go online to check out stuffs
Wait am on Brick woods high news as a weird girl who hits on popular james mark Austin
With so much love and desperation! Clinks in more for more news
Arrghh! I hate this, then i heard a giggle next to me oh great it's sane girl becky
Becky what's so funny! Why are you laughing?
I don't know just felt like laughing plus your face really looks good on Brick wood high mega bill board...wait did she say BILLBOARD!!!!!!!! okay something is a little bit off here, yes I forgot to make the expression better. Only if I knew what that meant. Now to take it from the top again...
wait did you say MEGA BILLBOARD!!!!! nahhh I prefer the other one. Back to the story
I ran into the hall way to go see for myself ,before i could even reach the billboard i was stopped by Evil zandra an evil queen who ruled the galaxy in an evil way collecting treasure from different planets turning people into her slaves while doing her evil laugh Muhahahahahahahahaha!! Okayy what's up the lightening sounds!! this aint a horror movie.
Actually zandra is just a mean girl who loves to makes fun of people with her zan gang. I wonder why she stopped me, okay zanda get out of my way i have a bill board to get to. Ohh you mean the one that have you potato face on it "looks at her gang and laughs" I hate that laugh so much
You think my face is like a potato, huh well look at your nose before talking to me, you boom boom big nose. I kept on moving
Don't want to confuse you guys but boom boom big nose is in the dictionary, I meant Dian's Dicto you can actually get a copy at just 4dollors pair copy.
Finally gets to the bill board, shit it fucking true
Damn they didn't get my smile right heyyy who drew me a moustache c'mon guys seriously blue hair. now the name weirdo matches the picture
"Bell rings" oh great its time for gym class, I better go change up before you know who gets here. My annoying gym teacher
Me in gym class I am forced to dance if i don't want detention
Just imagine me dancing, Mr cody decided that we'll take turns so he numbed us am no:54 such a far number right! What I taught till it got to 48 within a swift of an eye l began to panic my legs started shaking
Mr cody called out 49 oh my gosh am next very soon i started sweating so much I started grossing other kids out
"Bell rings" FINALLY AM SAVED!!!!!!!!! had no idea i say it out loud
Ummmm am so sorry Mr Cody
Since gym class is over well continue next but as for now have a good time
I quickly rushed out to change up to go home BC i can't spend another minute in this school
Beep beep!!! That's my mum I mean mama
Weirdo!!!!!! Dian what were they calling you
that! it's nothing it wasn't me
Ohk dian let's go home, me in my head phew! thank God i can't wait to get home
Oh great!!! we are stuck in a traffic jam And my wise mama is busy playing music
Not just any music but a music of the soul according to my mom I mean mama
You know what I'm done with the mama name this is my book so I call her whatever I want to. even bitch or French mama hoe "giggles" French mama hoe! wtf is that there's no way I'm not going to call her that hahahahahaha! I laughed no wait!! I kept on laughing forgetting that I'm in a traffic jam with mom
Mom stupidly and annoyingly looks at me, wondering what nut fell off my head,
HOLD UP!!!!! Remember this is me right now thinking this through in my head this is not part of the story
If everything was in my head when French mama Hoe and bitch name came out how did I start laughing? and how did French mama hoe turn to look at me stupidly and annoyingly to Even reason about my unscrewed nut Because this shit never happened so it was a misthinking if that word is in the dictionary
"Crickets noise"
Me still in the car still sitting while mama sings that awful and annoying song not that the song is annoying and awful to hear it's just that mama has at terrible singing voice. It's so bad that a bird died....okay that's not true "chuckles"