14th April, 20??
Same old, Boldface.
Dear Dia,
SIPS FROM FRIDAY.
My Dearest Tabbies,
This writer hopes you all had a wonderful weekend. Surely nothing I should be made aware of… happened. Though if it did, trust that I would fish it out.
Again, I wonder if I should take my writing to another publisher. This issue of no publication on weekends is awful for business, and you all know the business… I speak of. Your businesses, of course.
This writer lives for the thrill of poking her nose in your affairs. The caprices of your pathetic lives are the very bane of my existence. As a vamp hungers for blood, so I long for waffles from your lives to write about.