OLIVANDERS AND INHERITANCE TEST

PREVIOUSLY ON ATTACK OF THE TITTIES...EHM EHM DEADPOOL THROUGH THE MULTIVERSE

it turned out he was worried he was evil since that's what the local church thought of magic users (foolish ignorant muggles,no better then the purebloods I say ) but when he used his magic to save a bird from dying(an impressive feat of accidental magic) he started to believe that he could use his magic to help people and now he is happy to know that he can do exactly that and that hes not alone

oh what a sweet child I will.make sure to take care of him.

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After I had duped Dumbledore he and I left the orphanage when I asked him

wade:"professor is there a magical way of travel or will we take a cab?"

albus":hahaha wade my boy there is indeed a magical way of travel,there are 3 infact apparition which muggles would call teleportation,the floo a means of travel through magical fireplaces and the knight bus".

wade:"ooh could we tele,I mean apparate!"

albus":hahaha ofcourse my boy.but do be carefull it can be a bit nauseating at times."

he then proceeded to hold my hand and apparate us into diagon alley

after a few seconds of pretending to hold in my food I then pretended to look around in awe

wade:"its amazing!!"

albus:"hahaha that it is my boy that it is oh by the way good job in holding in your food even adult wizards have trouble with that."

after that he took me around the alley to buy my

Hogwarts supplies,even recomending me a few books not on the booklist,I would've bought more books myself if I didn't have the combined knowledge of dozens of wizards in my head already...ehm anyway done with the shopping we finally went to olivanders ,when we entered I pretended to get scared by olivanders and then glared at him

albus:'"hahaha my boy dont be angry at garrick.this is practically an olivanders tradition"

after that olivanders took both my hands measurements when I told him I was ambidexterous,and then began piling wand upon wands in a stack as none would bond with me,with every wand that rejected me olivanders got more and more excited until finally he came out holding a box that looked practically ancient

olivanders":I wonder...one of my ancestors made this wand, a wand that hasn't chosen someone for thousands of years hell even he did it as an experiment not expecting it to actually choose somebody"

when he opened the box I saw a pure black wand with a white diamond at the base

when I held it I felt a rush of power and seeing as how I'm currently the mage with the most magic in the world that's saying something then a image of a thestral and a pheonix came out of the wand side by side sort of like the yin and yang symbol

even Dumbledore seemed shocked

Olivanders":curioser and curioser,you see mr Wilson the reason that wand hasn't chosen someone yet is because it is made of 2 opposing cores a Phoenix feather and a hair of a thestral 1 symbolizing life while the other death."

hmm makes sense I did die before being isekaid hence the thestral hair and the Phoenix feather is most probably becouse my immortality even puts that of a Phoenix to shame.

after we left olivanders with my wand Dumbledore took me to gringots bank and asked a goblin there for an inheritance test at my genuinely surprised and confused face he explained how muggleborns were usually descendants of squibs and how he has been trying to make inheritance tests compulsory and now that he was here with me he might aswell get me one aswell,I acted like I was excited and hopefull that I had some family in the wizarding world but i knew i didn't since you know i wasnt actually from this world.

but I went through the process cut my finger,dropped the blood on the paper saw my heirship...wait What!!

wade D Wilson (emrys)

heir to house emrys

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WHAT DA FUCK!!

suddenly time stops and a note appears infront of me

"Thought it would be funny

cause chaos,kill voldy and have fun"

love rob

heh nice.