Fukin reborn.

"What in the actual ass are you saying!!!, huh... I just have brought my one month's bra**ers (*zz ) membership and now you are saying I am dead".

Sigh! "yes my child you are dead but as you are an Immortal on earth you will be reborn in a world where martial arts exist" god said.

"Nope, I don't wanna fukin reborn just give me my smartphone and let me rest in peace" said deadpool.

God: Ok how about this, I'll send you to the martial world with your current powers and a cheat.

"Cheat... what kind of cheat you will give me?" he asked.

"Anything you want my child"

"hmmmmm... seems legit so here his what I want, give me the best dick in the whole fuckin universe, I want a dick that every girl wanna taste" he said.

"ok child I'll grant you this wish" god said while letting out a huge sigh.

"wait I also want two good katanas too".

"Ok" god replied.

"And yae shadow clone juts.... fuck" just as he was asking his last wish everything around him turned black and when he opened his eyes again he was in a middle of a forest leaning besides a tree and their was a dagger pierced in his chest.

He lifted his right hand and gripped the dagger pulling it out in one swap and then let out a grunt with painful expression on his face.

As soon as the dagger left his chest his wound started to heal at a visible rate and in few seconds their were no scars but just some blood marks on his dress.

"Looks like that old fart was really a god", he stood up from the ground and started observing his body and the surroundings.

Currently he was in a forest covered with huge trees and their was a river flowing nearby.

"Lets see my cheats" he said while focusing on his mind to summon his katanas and swooh! with a whirl of air two swords appeared in both of his hands.

Seeing the swords in his hands he took one of them near his nose and sniffed its smell and it was smelling like a rusting iron rod, "Ummmm...aah that smells familiar" he said with a smile on his face.

After checking his two sword he also took a quick glance at his third sword between his legs and with a satisfied look on his face he started walking towards the river.

As soon as he entered the river for a bath a huge pain struck his brain and he held his brain tightly with both of his hands while painfully grunting and with all of his stamina left he splashed out of the water and laid on the ground while holding his head.

Soon a wave of memories striked in his brain and all of his pain was gone, he placed his right hand on the ground and stood up, and the memories that struck his brain was obviously the memories of previous owner of the body but he did not give a fuck about it and again started bathing in the river.

After bathing and putting his clothes he sat besides a tree and started organizing his memories.

Ray long was the name of the original owner's name of the body in which deadpool was currently in, he is son of a rich merchant in red pine city and he died while following a bandit who took his 10 gold coins.