Gotham's Dinosaur Incident: A Chaotic Breakfast

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The engine roared, and Adam sped away, leaving Bane speechless with shock. For the first time, Bane showed a look of horror on his face. His intel on Batman was terribly wrong. What was that?He replayed the image in his mind. How could someone's feet turn into wheels? "You—"Snapping back to reality, Bane grabbed a headset and chased after him.

"Zombie man! Caveman! Birdman!"

"We're here, Bane!" His men responded over the comminication channel.

"Change of plans".

Men: ?

Bane's eyes narrowed. "I need to know what's happening to Batman." Despite carrying four people, Adam was fast. Well, his wheels were fast. Bane couldn't close the distance.The Batmobile was everyone's bane in its own world, so escape was a built-in feature. Adam tightened his gluteus maximus, his own liquid nitrogen sprayer.

"Holy moly!" Killer Croc stared at Adam's wheeled foot. "Bats, I didn't know you had this trick up your sleeve."

"Stop talking nonsense, Deadshot, get ready to shoot!"

"..."'My name is Floyd Lawton, 27 years old, known as Deadshot.I'm currently being chased by a monstrous muscleman over three meters tall who just slaughtered three of my comrades. I have no doubt he could crush me like a bug.Yet, I'm not panicking, because he can't outrun my trusty steed.'But there's a slight issue, a very, very important issue. The steed I'm riding... is Batman'.

"Ah..."

Despite my wounded shoulder, my bullet found its mark, grazing Bane's eye and forcing him to shield his face. "We're screwed!" I yelled at Batman. "Why can't you just fight Bane?"

'Because there is no way to beat him, idiot'. Adam replied, "To ensure your safety, I can't fight Bane and protect you at the same time." Catwoman instantly feigned a touched expression, despite her mask obscuring her true emotions.

"It's okay, don't worry..." Deadshot shot her a skeptical glance. Did she actually believe that nonsense? He pondered. Batman must have a reason, but with so little information, he was in the dark. "Your foot..."

"Shut up, just ride along, I'll figure it out!"

"You..."Adam swerved, narrowly avoiding a boulder hurled by Bane. "What now?" he asked, annoyed.

"Look ahead!" Adam turned to see several buses blocking the road, Bane's men standing on them, waiting for him to crash into them.

"So, what's the plan?"

Adam gritted his teeth.

.......

"Super Baby" was a new restaurant in Gotham City. To attract customers, the waitstaff dressed as scantily clad superheroes. Inside the restaurant, two police officers sat by the window, enjoying a leisurely breakfast.

"Ding ding ding...

Help! The Joker just robbed our bank. You have to..."

The older officer exchanged a glance with his younger partner and calmly switched off the communicator." Ah, it's fine. Batman will catch the Joker again." The younger officer chimed in, "Exactly. It's just a waste of time anyway. Why bother?" They chuckled, finding camaraderie in their shared laziness.

"..."

"So, are you going to order anything else?" the Harley Quinn-dressed waitress asked impatiently. They ordered more food, and the older officer continued, "After living all these years in Gotham, nothing surprises me anymore."

"Yeah, there's always something going on. Remember when Poison Ivy robbed Star Labs two days ago? Gordon was acting like it was the end of the world. And now? Hahaha!"

"Yeah, anything can happen in Gotham," the older officer took a sip of beer.

"I wouldn't be surprised to see a dinosaur wearing skateboard shoes right now. But as they say, the sun rises as usual, and Batman can handle anything~"

The younger officer froze.

"?"

The older officer looked at his dumbfounded partner, puzzled. "Look... look behind you!"

He turned, and there it was: a massive, green Tyrannosaurus Rex, at least six meters tall, lumbering down the street. It wore a slightly tattered Batman uniform, revealing muscular, anthropomorphic arms and thighs, adorned with golden spiked armor. A mask covered its face, though it seemed ill-fitting on its dinosaur head.

In its hands, it carried several small, indistinct figures - what looked like people and a large lizard.

"???"

The restaurant fell silent, everyone staring in disbelief as the dinosaur's tail vanished around the corner. The two officers looked at each other.

"Hahahahaha—"

"We must be seeing things. How could that be real?"

They slapped each other's backs, breathless with laughter, before falling silent. A loud boom echoed through the air - the unmistakable sound of a rocket exploding. The dinosaur reappeared, now with four wheels on its feet, pursued by three men wielding rocket launchers and a hulking figure.

"Roar!"

The officers exchanged another glance.

"Y—"Bang!

The restaurant door burst open, sending a wave of screaming customers fleeing, successfully ditching their bills! The two policemen bolted after them, shakily drawing their pistols as they watched the massive green dinosaur zigzagging through the street. Rockets whizzed, bullets flew, and parked cars were sent flying by explosions, only to be caught by the muscleman and hurled at the dinosaur like shot puts. People on the street screamed and fled in all directions, leaving a mess everywhere.

Look at what you've protected! The big green dinosaur, even while fleeing, attempted rescues. It scooped up a little girl nearly hit by a falling streetlight, then a man who'd tripped, before abandoning them on the run, leaping with the agility of a giant ape.

The pursuers were furious but couldn't match the dinosaur's strides that covered ten meters in a single bound. Finally, the dinosaur seemed to have had enough of the relentless chase. It lashed out, knocking two of the rocket launcher-wielding men aside. Before they could recover and the muscleman could intervene, the dinosaur escaped again –With a powerful leap, it kicked off the wall with its wheeled feet, shattering bricks and tiles as it landed on the roof. The pursuers followed, and the chase vanished from sight, leaving the two bewildered officers staring at each other in the aftermath.

Next to them, someone wailed, "My car!" The street was a mess of flames and messy ruins, and a fire hydrant exploded, soaking the two people who couldn't dodge in time. The older officer sighed calmly.

"Okay, what just happened? Was that dinosaur Batman?" The younger officer replied with equal composure, "Who cares? Our job is to clean up the streets. Sometimes I feel like an NPC in a video game."

"Me too!" The older officer joked, "If this world was a book, we'd be the nameless extras."

"Right, Sean!"

"That's right, Boris!"They patted each other on the back, laughing until they were breathless, then fell silent.

"Damn, back to work."

"Yeah, damn."

"Wait, after we clean this up, superhero villains will just mess it up again. What's the point?"

"Hey, hey - that's true! Let's go back to eating. I only had half a donut." And so, the two resilient officers quickly accepted the absurdity, simply dried themselves off, and returned to their interrupted breakfast.