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DC: I'm clark

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Edward your average otaku middle aged man died from overmastubation- I mean dehydration, reincarnated in body of clark Kent, The end.

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Chapter 1Chapter 1 - I'm clark

'where am I?' i thought as i floated in a never-ending darkness.

'Am I dead?' I wondered, the last thing I remember is masturbating.

'How Embarassing' feeling ashamed not even minding my own death, i facepalm using my imaginary hand in embarrassment.

'So what now? am I going to heaven or hell or what?' I wonder after calming down.

I waited and waited and waited for who knows how long, until I realise that i lose my sense of time, not that it's going to do anything as I'm still stuck in the nothingness, bored as hell but contented at least.

Life in the void might be lacking in many areas but it still better than in the world of living as there's no pain, no hunger in this place. Im a fucking Immortal bitches.

I was laughing my ass out when suddenly a flash of light pop in existence before me, and before i knew it I woke up... in an arms of old couple?

'Did I crossover? No shit, that light must have done something! Damn you— whatever you are! bring me back to the void, return me my lazy life!' I scream mentally but nothing replied.

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Days passed nothing much happen, I learned that the woman was called Martha Kent and the man was Jonathan Kent

The couple were nice and good people at least, they took care of me, love me unconditionally, provide me with everything.

Life was good and peaceful so far, while sometimes being a 3 y/o baby were annoying, I had to admit it had many perks, one of such is you can be sleep no matter how much you wanted.

Today was like any other day of my baby life, woke up, eat, sleep again then woke up, eat then poop, It was noon when I was about to sleep again, Martha barge in my room and then took me outside of the sound.

I told her that "I don't want to" but she had a stern expression telling me "your not going to sleep again young man! you have to excercise your body if you wanted to grow up healthy."

In a sense she's right, while I wanted to laze around, I knew that I have to be healthy if I wanted to get a good and high paying job in the future.

Martha without even asking my confirmation brought me outside the house and I realised this was the first time I headed out of our house.

A was blinded by the light for a moment but soon as I adjusted my sight did I was greeted by the vast farm before us.

For a moment I feel like the world around me froze, i saw the birds from the sky flew in slow motion, saw a colony of ant hundred meters from where I was, I feel indescribable calmness and clarity in my very being, It was like... I'm not human at all.

And that's when I realised that I'm actually not a normal person at all.

I curse my laziness as I should've known who did I crossover earlier as literally the clue was everywhere, the Kent family, the Farm, my fucking name, really what's going with my brain?

"I'm Clark, I'm superman" I groan inwardly as the frozen world around me slowly melted and time resumed.

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AN ; How was it? Its not too cliché isn't? I've read tons of SI MC as Superman stories and am not gonna lie, I was inspired by some of them.

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