84 CHAPTER 78
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[David Lance POV]
The days went by as Batman worked on tracking Waller's whereabouts.
As for me, well, once a week, I would check on Harley and Ivy, making sure they had everything they needed, as well as making sure they didn't have any means of escape or were planning something.
On each visit, I would have to try my best to avoid and dodge Harley and her antics, who at every turn would try to seduce me to the best of her psychotic capabilities, while Ivy, on the other hand, would usually either sulk in the corner or glare at me
"Hey, sugar! I got somethin' ta show ya!" Harley said as she skipped toward me, her arms swinging free.
I sighed, rubbing my temples. I just knew she was about to show me her tits again. ~What?~
Harley grinned, immediately taking her shirt off. "Aren't my girls a beaut? I promise ya, if you give them a try, you will see that without a doubt they are the sweetest thing ever!"
Her girls, as Harley referred to them, were indeed beautiful, being a pair of round majestic tits with perfect-sized nipples that she would flash at me at every visit, sometimes her pussy too.
At first, obviously, I would find myself getting aroused at the sight of her naked body.
By now, though, I had grown accustomed to the sight of her naked body thanks to the continuous exposure, having grown some mental defenses in order to avoid falling into my lesser instincts.
Needless to say, that didn't mean by any means that I didn't find her body excruciatingly attractive. After all, no matter the training, I was still a man with a beating heart, and a dick.
The main difference now was that no matter how horny I was at the sight of her, I wouldn't forget even for a moment that she was crazy as fuck.
Harley chuckled at my tired reaction as she took one step closer to me. "Don't be like that; I think you're gonna like what I've got for ya, baby."
I shook my head and continued, like always, with my inspection, trying my best to ignore her.
"Ahhh, don't be like that; I promise it is nothing r-rated," Harley jumped above me, doing a flip, landing in front of me, cutting my path, her girls bouncing up and down a few times after she landed.
I raised an eyebrow at her skeptically. Not r-rated my mute ass; she was already half-naked, but be that it may, I wasn't in the mood for games of any kind, I had shit to do, and Harley wasn't on the list.
And on that note, I really didn't want to deal with whatever it was that Harley had cooked up this time in her never-ending quest to woo me.
I really wanted to ignore her and simply continue with my inspection, but alas, I knew that she wouldn't give up until I at least heard her out. ~What?~
Harley grinned mischievously at me as she leaned in close, her face inches from mine. "Let's play poker..."
I sighed. Of course, she would try to get me to play poker, or should I say strip poker... I just knew that down the line, whatever she offered would turn sexual in some kind of way.
Taking a deep breath, I shook my head, giving Harley her answer before I continued my inspection, leaving a defeated Harley behind.
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Finished with my inspection, I left the safe house as soon as possible, going back to Star City by using one of the zeta tubes nearby in order to avoid having to ask Rachel for a portal and... to avoid her teasing comments and looks about Harley's crush on me.
Unfortunately for me, Rachel knew me all too well and had been waiting for me at the other side of the zeta tube I had taken, reading a book as she sat atop a dumpster.
"How was the inspection?" She asked, a hint of amusement lacing her always even tone.
I smiled at her tiredly as I stepped out of the tube's entrance, leaning against the wall to my side, running a hand through my hair. ~Uneventful.~
Rachel, at this, put her book down, giving me a look that said, be honest.
However, will strong, I stood tall against her, saying to myself that no matter what she says or asks, that no matter the odds, I wouldn't cave!
~Fine.... she flashed me again.~
I caved. And incredibly fast at that… I'm so disappointed in myself…
"You know... I wouldn't find this funny if you didn't half enjoy the shows she gives you during every visit," Rachel replied with just the hint of a smile.
I frowned, crossing my arms in denial. ~I do not enjoy her... shows, as you call them.~
That was a big fucking lie, a politician lie even, and we both knew it.
Harley Quinn was... as crazy as she was; stupidly attractive, to say the least. And her... shows, as Rachel calls them, were... hard not to enjoy even if I didn't cave to my hormonal body. But be that as it may, I wasn't going to give Rachel the satisfaction of knowing that, at least from my hands.
"Right," Rachel said, her tone and smile both saying that she didn't believe me for a second.
You really can't win against an empath? Can't you?
I sighed, my shoulders slumping in defeat as I pushed away from the wall and began walking down the alley, Rachel following me close behind.
"So, any plans for tonight?" Rachel asked after a few moments of silence.
I shrugged. ~Well, nothing really. I mean, we still have to cover for Oliver and Dinah, so... patrols and hope nothing bad happens?~
Rachel nodded, her expression thoughtful at the mention of Oliver and Dinah. "At the rate they are recovering, they should be fine in a few days or so."
I nodded.
"Well, seeing patrols is the only thing in our schedule; we should probably head out then," Rachel said after a few moments, a smile adorning her face.
I nodded, coming to a stop in front of the exit of the alley before turning to face Rachel. ~Sounds good. But on another note, could please stop teasing me? I already have a hard enough time with this, no pun intended, so... please?~
Rachel's smile softened at this as she reached to cup my cheek gently. "Never."
I blinked, taken aback by her reply. ~You are evil...~
"Technically true, my DNA agrees with you," Rachel chuckled before walking into the street, leaving me alone in the alley, wondering when she went from a quiet, timid girl to a sarcastic, witty, goth teenager that seems to enjoy teasing her best friend.
