Self Proclaimed GOD
it's 2:30 am already
I'm Tyler Corleone
I'm in a bar
sitting on a round chair near the bartender's table and drinking my alcohol. While looking at other peoples who fill their self with alcohol. some drink for enjoyment, some drink for forgetting their pain, some drink to being cool and some of them are drink for no specific reason they are getting addicted to it.
And why am I drinking it's my own business None of your business. so keep reading and don't ask a question to me.
But one thing that crosses my mind for a long time is the bar's name "LOVE JUICE BAR". What the fuck this name means. It's Pub or what? So in sake of clearing my doubt, I ask the waitress about it. in a place of answering the question, she starts laughing and walks away.
FUCK
now suddenly a mid-age half-bald man comes to me and start talking with me. he said he's working as a white-collar job in a big MNC. and he gets fucked up by his job. I realize he's drunk and he is the effect of drugs to right now.
he's said "my boss isn't a human he's a vampire who sucking my blood daily. it's starting to feel like my job is to go office and say to my boss take this straw and suck my blood, you motherfucker".
But I didn't understand why is he telling this bullshit to me but I enjoyed his story.
so I start giving him advice about his problem.
I advise him to kidnap his boss wife and daughter. and demand 20 billion yen or more for there life or make your boss sex tape with other women and blackmail him.
or use the most effective ancient method "Killed or Become" Like a person become king by killing the current king. Same u can become boss by a stabing knife in your boss back.
he said "
You opened my eyes Young man
who are you? what's your name? Tell me.
I start my introduction to the man. I'm Tyler Corleone I'm come from the heaven you can also call me god if you want.
"you're God really.
Yes, I am. I'm real god standing in front of you.
"What's makes you a god?
Ok ok I tell ya about rules of heaven and god's
in our universe is only one God who's name Is GOD.
" What god's real name is God Too how?
His name is God that's why we called him god
"I see
so he always busy in fighting against demon's and aliens so he sent he's created dummies to watch over the world on his behalf. and I'm one of that dummy. a total number of dummies is 195 so one dummy for one country.
"I never heard about god dummies or anything like that
you already know about dummies noy only you but the whole world know about god dummies.
"wait for what really.
You earthling call us an angel
"I can't believe my eyes I can see an angel.
you can see divine light coming from my head.
" I can't see anything like that GOD.
Oh, I forget to mention only pure humans can see that light. a sinner can't see that.
"Wait GOD I started to see something bright light coming from your head. god see I'm not sinner I'm a pure good human.
After that he starring to Scream He's God sees he's sent from heaven to watch over us.
everyone starts to stare at us. but no one shows any kind of reaction no one laughing and no one whispering while staring us.
I know the reason for this because some people think we are drunk and some already get drunk so they can't understand what's going on here.
but I suddenly notice three people coming at us like these are warrior from ancient Rome.
one is women on them who holding a hand of a man looks like they both are a couple and the third one is a boy who looks like he's in high sc.hool. they sit around me and start asking you're really God?
and I noticed they not just drunk they are in drugs too
that's the reason why they act like dumb.
but without thinking about anything I start to act like a god in front of them and I start asking their names.
first, the boy starts his introduction he said'
I'm Subaru Fujimoto and I'm a student in sakura high school
Wait He's from the same school where's sensei works.
then the other two introduce there self. The lady said my name is Hinata and this girl is my wife her name is Hina.
Wait What The FUCK
the women name is Hinata and the man name is Hina and the woman is a husband and the man is a wife. is I drink too much or they are in some heavy drugs so in the sake of clearing my doubt I ask again about this to them. but unfortunately, their answer is still the same
I start hitting my head on the table. and pouring soda on my head while screaming 'what the fuck is going on'.
then they both start to explain their story to me. they are lovers but their family is against their marriage and their families are related to a mafia family. that's why when they ran away from home their families sent handyman's to kill them so they become gender bender through surgery. done by an underground doctor because of that no one knows their real identity now so that means the boy is a girl and girl is a boy but one who looks like the girl is a guy and who looks like the guy is a girl now I'm fucking confused
wHAT THE FUCK.
what kind of master plan is that?
these two have some screw loose or something.
they are Fucking crazy who did gender bender to hide their identity. why handymen can't find them in time if they find them that time then I cant see these two psychos sitting in front of me telling they're a weird story. Fuck Them
.
after this trauma, of their story which makes a scare in my brain.
I ask the highschool boy why is u taking drugs youre underage?
then he starts to tell his story
he said" his father is bastard he beating him up every night after a he gets drunk and his mother ran away from the home he and his father is only one who lives there house. his father tortures him by a heated metal rod, leather belt and with empty bottles. Etc Etc....
I starting to getting bored with his story
So I tell him
congratulations
you're adopted son .or your father win you in a gamble with someone
After that, we all start drinking and take some shots. while all these happening I told them the secret of the world like how heaven works what's on the dark side of the moon and Bermuda triangle is the secret base of an alien who researching on humans conducting an experiment on humans which they capture by hijacking aeroplane and ships. you all know about how aeroplane and ships went disappear from there these all are there doing.
after all bullshit, I said to them in my hangover they believing my every single word like an asshole.
and I don't when they good for nothing become my friends.
so I tell them every problem in this world have a single solution and the solution is MONEY
A bag full of Money keeps every problem away so join me lets rob a bank cone with me.
they all get to agree with me to come on robbery.
then I ask who have a car then the mid-age man said he had that parks outside in the parking lot.so we all five of us go to the parking lot but when we reached near the car we all start fighting for who drives the car so I said I'm drive your all dick head just sit quit. then they start to question me why I'm the one drive. so I tell them the reason why I drive the car is drunk you all drink almost 10 glasses but I'm the one who drinks more than all of you 20 glasses so I will drive. Because Its traffic rule made by government More drink more drive.
then the mid-age guy said" No god your wrong rule is No drink and drive then I said Nah old timer you wrong you just forget traffic rules maybe you drink too much. so get your ass inside in the car and let's go to become a billionaire with me.
then I start the car when I shift back gear I hit the car on the pole it causes to the broke left backlight. after that, I start driving. I drive this car on its full speed I turn on the radio and start screaming and I didn't see a long is sitting in the middle of the highway and I run over the dog and it's causing his death but the car tier get a slipped on dog fresh and hit on the side wall then tap officer came and take us out from the car and ask you all drunk and I said no officer we ain't drunk we are just sick.
after listening to my bullshit officers start laughing and check our breath my machine he had he said if its show more than 70 in screen then we arrest you for a drink and drive so I exhale in there machine and the number is shown on the screen is 198.
FUCK I'm super drunk no ultra super drunk. so they arrest us. and locked us in the lock-up.
it's 7:00 am morning.
I wake shit I'm late for my job
WAIT whose these guys lying on the floor they are four of them.
WAIT.
it's not my apartment where am I it's jail I'm in the police station.motherfucker
FUCK YOU Tyler Corleone