Bankruptcy Chapter 2 - Dead Fingers Walking

it's 2:00 am

I'm in van with old man, gender bender couple, motherfucker Jin,

urinate gay guy and suicidal freak.

we all heading towards to our goal to rob a bank. we have guns, mask and other equipments.

there no space in van left. we all seven sitting in it very tightly.

than we reached the bank and old man stop the van there. we put our masks inside the van than we get out from van to take out our guns.

I looked at bank gate and ask and how the fuck we are break the door locks

Time 3:30 am (yesterday)

hey hey hey listen me you suicidal freak. we don't wanna die not today. he accidentally called you here. but wait I have nice offer for you.

work for us and we will give you double what you charge for your suicide helping job. sounds nice ? now tell me how much you charge?

- I charge 10,000 yen

I said noice than we will gave you 20,500 yen 500 extra. hahahaha

*inside Tyler mind*

is he fool or something ?

he ready to rob a bank for 20,500 yen. but who cares if he doing my job so just let it slide.

2:10 am (present)

so is anybody tell me how we suppose to get inside the bank ? there's a fucking lock here.

than old man said "wait I have something for it."

he bought a hacksaw for cutting the locks.

he sat on ground near the gate and starts cutting lock. but after 10 minute I heard the sounds of something broken. I starts say fuck man you did it you broke the locks man. he said "no that luck broke my hacksaw."

you fucker asshole why you bring such a cheap hacksaw for this you scumbag.

than Motherfucker Jin came and say "let me try this."

you wanna try ? tell me how you cut the lock? with your teeths ? you dick suckers let's roll back this plan is failed.

but Motherfucker sit on ground near the gate and bite the lock and broke it with his teeth. who the fuck is that guy is he even human ? he just broke the steel lock with his fucking jaws.

Which toothpaste did you using Mr. Motherfucker ?

- "I not using toothpaste I brush my teeth with toilet cleaner."

ok sounds digusting but sure it's work. now boys let's get inside and fuck the bank.

we all geared up and get inside there's dark inside.

Hinta said "wait I will turn on the lights."

- wait up asshole what you do with turning on the lights ? to tell everybody hey we are here to rob bank watch us.

just put on your night vision glasses dumbass and grab flashlights.

we all starts going to the locker but than that wet worker go the counter and starts stealing money from the cashier table.

- Oi Motherfucker what are your doing ?

- "hey why you calling my name I didn't do anything I'm standing still here."

- fuck I forget your motherfucker too.

hey you sisterfucker *wow it's sound cool too* are you shit head ? we are in bank to steal big money and you stealing penny from counter.

now hey you Motherfucker.

- "Me you mean ?"

Yes now bite that locker door already go fast bite it, bite them all.

- "why it's sounds like you refer me as a dog here ?"

- No you just imagining thing. now get up on work.

- "I cant this luck is too strong and big for me asshole."

SO WHAT'S NOW ?

Than suddenly Oldman appears with flame torch in his hand. he stand and start showings us his flame torch like he was doremon and we are nobita kun.

he starts to break the lock with his torch and I stand there and waiting for stealing money and think with this money. i can't even count how many call girls will sleep with me, all night party, I can even go western country and sleep with foreign bitches too. A dreams comes true.

than wet worker call us and say "I don't know what that means but it's look dangerous."

so I go and what I see there an alarm is ON and it's already called police.

Shit Shit shit shit shit.

but why we didn't heard any sound of ranging of alarm if it's working ? than motherfucker check and say "it's working just it's alarm speaker is busted."

WHAT THAT MEANS POLICE KNOWS WE ARE HERE SINCE WE GET INSIDE THR BANK.

FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone Roll Back

Cops coming here let's start running. than I remember we left the oldman in locker room alone. so I and suicidal freak run to bring old man.

we go to the locker we saw him siting and doing his work. than suicidal guy came near him to tell. he pat his shoulder and tell "hey buddy we are in trouble right now. Get up"

the old man ask "What?" and suddenly turn around with his flame torch. and burn the sucidal guy accidently.

Oi Fuck everyone come here hurry.

Everybody come while asking what the fuck is going on.

Old geezer accidently burn this freak alive.

Motherfucker say "what you say he burned down a man alive that's awesome your cool old timer. it's work of professional, well done ,"

Oi Shitheads Do something he's dying.

than gay freak bring a fire extinguisher and stop the fire.

By the way this guy really look like roasted chicken right now.

I came near him to check is he alive. and he said "listen me please" his voice is low and shaking.

Yes tell us we listening.

- "so listen me. I'm dying right now so please tell my mother she was birthed a lion. his son is warrior who live his life in his own way with pride till the end.

.

After saying that he closed his eye and died so we stand up And start move than he suddenly opened his eyes and say "wait i have to say something."

yeah speak we listening

-"hey motherfucker take my purse as gift"

motherfucker replied *Thank you man"

-"and you gay boy you can take my glasses."

Wet worker said Thanks but I can't see anything with this glasses.

-"Oh yeah I forget about that. sorry, than take this key it's my bicycle key. you find my bike on back side of Love Juice bar."

he replied "thanks dude"

- "hey you gender bender couple check my pants pocket theres a ticket of amusement park.go there and enjoy your life"

they replied -" thanks "

-" and you Tyler take my pen and with this you can write a better future."

I replied fuck man you gave me such a cheap gift but okay now drop dead already.

-"at last you old geezer come here I have something to say in your ears, come here fast."

old man go near him and bring his ears to his mouth.

than he start something to say in his ear and old man face Turing in pale like he saw a ghost.

than old man stand up.

and suicidal say "never forget what I say to you in your ears always remember that and that reminds you why you even born, how big asshole are you, you don't have any rights to live"

than he again closed his eyes and died

and we again start moving again than he opened his eye again and say "wait I have something to say."

tell us already you bitch

- "listen up please tell my mother she was bir-"

oi wait you already tell that we know your lion.

-"oh sorry than you can take my pen"

you already give us your gift now die bitch

-ok than listen up my name is Captain kame

and here's a word of wisdom for you all.

whenever a Captain Kame died than another Captain Jame born in somewhere far in the universe."

after that he again close his fucking eyes and drop dead.

than Motherfucker aim his gun to suicidal head and say "I will fucking kill him if he wake up again"

than suddenly I heard the siren of police cars.

Shi shit shit

they are here fuck we are all screwed up.