Odin and Loki enter a bar...sounds like a bad joke, right?

A/N:  before we begin this chap, I have something important to say.

*Clears throat*

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STANDING HEEERE!

I REALIZEEEE!

YOU WERE JUST LIKE MEEEE, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYYYY!

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG, WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE!

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE!

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAYYYY!

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Well, that was stupid wasn't it? Let's begin this chapter.

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Bell let loose the towel around his waist. He was now fully naked, his glorious body displayed for the world to see!

Every guy shot a place toward the young mage crotch to see how big it is.

"Ey." Bell called out to them all and gathered their attention. "That felt kinda gay, you all made it feel gay." With those words said, Bell entered the cold water of the lake, thus becoming just another naked dude in the large body of water.

[The Magus of Flowers nods at your reasoning.]

His words made most of them cringe in disgust while a small minority decided to show their poker face impression…alright, not gonna question that.

Actually isn't this situation already gay? There are at least 60 people here, all naked and in the same lake! Or is it not weird unless someone makes it weird?

"Don't say it like that" an Equally naked Bete Loga started. "We just wanted to see if our newbie is compensating for his lack of 'equipment' with his magic arsenal." The werewolf said and grinned.

'Y'all lucky I didn't decide to destroy your ego with my {penis enlargement magic}' Bell thought.

"One. Don't ever smile at me like that while we are both naked ever again." He said as a cold chill went down his spine. "Second. Not much to see here, im 14 years old, what kind of 'equipment' were you expecting to see?"

Bete grinned harder.

"I told you not to do that!" That smile gave Bell a serious "rape" vibes, it was seriously creepy.

"Relax, will ya?" The werewolf replied casually before deciding to verbally destroy his captain "besides, It couldn't get any worse than Finn."

The pallum body jerked as if it was struck by a spear to the chest, but remained unresponsive.

It's not his fault guys, he is the danmachi equivalent of a halfling! Everything about him is small!

"Alright, i'm ending this conversation here before it gets weird." Finn mentally thanked Bell for that. "anyone want me to change this cold water into hot water?" 

"You can do that?" A random guy asked.

Bell shrugged his shoulders. "I have a spell that can change the temperature of the room, but I'm not sure if I can use it on just water." 

"Is it safe to test this when all of us are in the lake?" 

"I dunno, guess we will find out." Bell began "besides, what's the worse that can happen? We will either have our nuts Boiled or frozen. No biggie." Just as everyone widen their eyes in alarm and some jumped out of the water, Bell activated the spell {Temperature Change}.

Panic and fear could be seen on the faces of everyone in the Lake. They felt the water becoming warmer.

Some screamed, others let out a few tears and gave a silent prayer for their PP's. 

But nothing bad happened. 

Everyone shot the Bunny-themed boy a dirty look as he began to laugh hysterically from his successful prank. They were angry but also relieved, there was even one dude who was kneeling in the shallow water and thanking every God in heaven and earth for listening to his prayers to not allow Bell to boil his nuts.

Fun stuff. 

"I'll fucking murder you, you brat!" A very agitated Bete screamed and jumped at Bell who stopped laughing and stared in horror at the rapidly approaching angry werewolf. 

"Wait-" Bell tried but failed to stop Bete and was soon pushed underwater by him.

He trashed around for a couple of seconds before an idea struck him.

What was the idea? It was a kamikaze operation! He will get out from Bete clutches and make him suffer in return, but he will also experience the same fate as his victim.

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Let's just say that everyone had their little brother shrunk by a noticeable drop in water temperature.

When it happened, Bete and everyone else sounded like professional opera singers.

'Worth it!' A freezing Bell thought as he evacuated from the ice-cold water like everyone else. 

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Loki was sitting in an empty bar, slowly sipping her bottle of whiskey. She was waiting. Waiting for 3 hours now, and she was beginning to get annoyed.

Her brother should have been here a long time ago, but he was late as always. It's not fun being the one who waits for others, it's only fun when she is the one who makes the other party wait.

She perked up slightly as the old door of the bar let out a Squeaky sound. Loki felt a powerful arcanum approach, one she knew all too well.

"Hi Odin" she said simply and moved a full unopened bottle of whiskey beside her where Odin sat down.

"Hello to you too sister." The allfather replied and opened his bottle. He took a swing before speaking again. "I'm curious, what kind of trouble have you found yourself in to seek my help?"

Loki scoffed

"I put myself into trouble just to make you come here!" Loki half yelled "you always disappear and cut all contact with almost anyone, and even if someone knows where you went you always manage to evade everyone!" Her irritation was clear as day. "The only one who knows for sure is your whore of a wife, and I had to make a deal with her in order to get to you!"

"My apologies sister, I just don't like to be bothered on my travels." 

"Yeah, yeah, sure whatever" Loki rolled her eyes and passed him a piece of paper. "What do you think of this?"

Odin took the paper, he saw norse runes on it. It was a spell that uses the Divine Norse language, that much he understood by just glancing at it.

But what caught his eye was something different. It was the purpose of the spell.

"A spell that summons Yahweh angels? Why did you make this?" The allfather said, sounding genuinely confused.

"One of my son's made it." Loki could FEEL Odin's stare on her after she said that. "Or to be more precise…he GOT it from his master."

"One of us is teaching him?"

"No. He told me that his name was Ainz, but he also goes by Momonga…but his master could also lie to him…" 

Odin understood what she implied. "And since the kid believed his master, you felt him telling the truth even though the name would be a lie."

"Yeah, but that's not the problem for now." Loki told him and grabbed her head. "This pattern shows itself whenever he summons angels, it won't be long until people will ask question and accuse me of violating the heavenly pact." She sighed.

"A bad situation indeed, but how would I be able to help?" From Odin's perspective, there was nothing he could do.

Loki smirked.

"You will make a spirit that bestows the blessing of knowledge." Odin paused mid-sip "we will tell people that it was a spirit you created in the age of heroes, and that my son knowledge of norse runes comes from it."

The allfather thought about it. 

That could work.

But there was a problem.

"Will this be payment enough?" Loki said just as Odin was about to ask what was in it for him.

She was holding paper with knowledge…forbidden knowledge.

Eldritch knowledge!

Indeed, those are the papers that she tore out when she "edited" Bell Necronomicon. She never destroyed them, only make it seem like she did while storing them in a pocket space dimension.

Odin took the pages.

"It will be done." He said simply and walked out of the bar with his bottle of whiskey in hand.

Loki sighed. 

"Momma sacrifices so much to keep you safe and you won't even sleep with her." She lamented. "Bell, you are a cruel child."

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Loki is brothers with Odin through an oath in Norse mythology, so I made it the same for this FF.