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Creepy Pharmacist: All My Patients Are Horrific

[This world is steeped in mystique.] [Vampires, werewolves, technology, magical potions, ghosts, bioengineered beings, divination, and puppets; every terrifying element you could conceive of, exists in this world.] [One must carry a lantern when stepping outside.] [One must never wander far.] [Ten meters beyond the gates, darkness will consume you.] [Whether attending to humans, ghosts, or stitched monsters, one must maintain composure at all times.] [Should you ever lose your composure, it will give rise to malicious intent.] This is the translation of the Chinese novel "Creepy Pharmacist: All My Patients Are Horrific". It's a horror comedy with more comedy than horror. I hope you enjoy it.

Fish9527 · Book&Literature
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100 Chs

A Knife Thrust In, Just Like That

Simultaneously, on the first floor, Lynne yawned, legs propped up as he sat before the chair, waiting patiently. Yet at that very moment, all of a sudden, he abruptly heard the echoes of chains from behind.

Lynne swiftly turned his head, and then he promptly saw those bodies, peeled and dried, that were hanging upside down just moments ago, they were now all standing on the ground. Unmoving. A bizarre and chilly aura instantly rushed over him.

Lynne widened his eyes. He slowly twisted his head back, sitting upright solemnly.

Click——

A noise emerged.

He suddenly turned his head again, And then he immediately saw those skinless corpses that were standing just now; it seemed they had suddenly moved closer to his position.

"A haunting?"

Lynne raised an eyebrow. This time he didn't look back, instead he stared directly at those skinless bodies, to see whether they would move again. For a long while, he blinked.

In an instant, when Lynne opened his eyes again, a skinless corpse silently appeared before him; its horrifying face was now less than 5 centimeters away from his.

Lynne stared, his body rigidly leaning back.

On the second floor, the Blood Clad Evil Spirit laughed coldly, her eyes gleaming, as she watched Lynne, rigid in the mirror, a face full of delight. And in the Vision World channel, various spirits were even more excited.

"Indeed worthy of the Evil Spirit Queen! The way she crafts terror is too powerful; if I were that guy, I would probably be frightened as well!"

"Yes! Yes! So many skinless corpses of his kind coming to life, anyone would feel their hair stand on end!"

"He must be so scared now that he dares not blink again if he blinks, he will get his neck bitten off in an instant!"

The spirits discussed excitedly. Then they saw, in the picture, Lynne, carefully leaning back, staring with wide eyes. Then he slowly extended his hand, cautiously reaching toward the mouth of that skinless corpse.

"What is he doing?"

The spirits were stunned, somewhat puzzled. Because it seemed like his actions were not those of someone scared out of their wits.

Click——

Under their astonished gaze, the Lynne in the image swiftly broke off a gold tooth from the mouth of the skinless corpse close at hand. He wiped it with a handkerchief, blew on it, and pocketed it.

Blood Clad Evil Spirit: "…"

Burnt Ghost: "…"

Blood Doll: "…"

Instantly, the previously exceptionally excited regional channel fell into silence. Everyone's face was filled with stupor. This wasn't right. This seemed somewhat in conflict with their imagined development.

"What is he doing?"

In the regional channel, a message stupefiedly asked.

"Gold seems to be very valuable in the human world; it's a hard currency like the skull coin…" a spirit explained.

But this explanation was completely unconvincing.

[Skeleton Demon]: "Look quick! He's moving! Is he finally planning to run away this time?!"

The spirits immediately fixed their eyes on the screen.

On the screen, Lynne slowly crawled out from underneath the arm of that skinless corpse, eyes wide open, without blinking. Then he went around to the back of that skinless corpse. He drew a boning knife from his waist.

With a splurch, it was thrust in from below.

Blood Clad Evil Spirit: "!!!"

Blood Doll: "(ΩДΩ)!!"

Burned Ghost: "He thrust it in! He really thrust it in!"

All the dark creatures watching in the regional channel felt a tingling down below, their hearts tightened, faces revealing expressions of fear.

Splurch——Splurch——Splurch——

Every time Lynne in the image stabbed with the knife, all the dark creatures watching in the regional channel shuddered.

Then they saw the young man in the image, after stabbing from below more than a dozen times, turned his head again, eyes wide, and went to another skinless corpse.

Splurch——

It was the same spot again, the same stab.

"The Anus Exploder! (ΩДΩ)!!"

At this moment, tranquility in the regional channel shattered. With every stab Lynne made, a shiver ran down their spines, their senses tightening as though the blade was piercing them, not the puppets.

"Something's off! Really off!!"

"These puppets... they can't frighten him at all! It seems the more he stabs, the more invigorated he becomes!"

"I can't stand this! It's tormenting! I don't want to witness such hair-raising scenes! (ΩДΩ)!"

"He seems utterly fearless!"

Their gazes were glued to the screen, where Lynne was locking onto his next target. The Blood Clad Evil Spirit, gritting its teeth, immediately issued a command.

"Eliminate him!"

Instantly, the seemingly frozen skinless corpses on the screen began to contort eerily. One of the corpses abruptly opened its mouth, unleashing a terrifying, hoarse howl towards Lynne.

Puchii—

But before the howl could escape, it was interrupted by Lynne's boning knife—just used on another below—piercing directly through its mouth. And then, under the dumbfounded gazes of countless audience members in the regional channel, Lynne seemed to unleash his unparalleled prowess.

One slash, one fall!

One slash, one fall!

One after another succumbed fluidly, each stab striking with meticulous precision. In less than three minutes, dozens of skinless puppets were toppled by him.

"…"

The regional channel plunged into silence. All the evil spirits blankly stared at the screen, at Lynne's gallant silhouette wielding the knife.

"Is...is this human being so formidable?"

"He's taken them all down!"

"And it seems like he isn't afraid at all!"

"How come I'm the one getting a bit scared! (ΩДΩ)"

And just as they were staring in astonishment, they suddenly saw Lynne sprinting towards the gate. In an instant, a gleam sparked in the evil spirits' eyes.

"He's trying to flee?!"

But just a few seconds after Lynne disappeared from the screen, they immediately heard a series of hissing sounds emanating from outside the frame.

"What's that noise?" an evil spirit exclaimed in shock.

And it was in the next moment that Lynne rapidly dashed in, furiously (艹皿艹) holding an electric saw, brandishing it—brandishing it—like a homicidal maniac.

Everyone: "(ΩДΩ)?!!"

"Dare to frighten me! Have a death wish! (艹皿艹) Today, I will chop you all up and feed you to Babe!"

Brandishing—brandishing—

Right under everyone's incredibly horrified gaze, Lynne, clutching the electric saw, protruding (艹皿艹) started executing humanitarian destruction on those skinless puppets on the ground, sufficient to make children cry.

Zingzingzingzingzing——

For a moment, myriad horrific and bloody scenes unfolded before the camera.

[Blood Doll]: "(Screaming)Too scary! He doesn't even spare the corpses!!"

[Long-haired Ghost]: "(Extremely Terrified) Yes! He sawed like this yesterday! Ah—ah—"

[Burnt Ghost]: "(Head-Clutching in Terror) He's not a normal human at all!! Your Majesty, you can't deal with him using the means for normal people! When he saws people, he's even more ruthless than his master!!"

Within the regional channel, countless [Sanity-1] filled the screen. Seeing the audience about to be frightened into psychological trauma, the Blood Clad Evil Spirit hastily turned off the screen, clenched her fist, and (〃′皿`)q declared: "This… this guy!"