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Common Sense Manipulation System

Johnny is a young man who has continually struggled in life. Nothing seems to go his way, as his mother died a few years ago, leaving him with no one to call family. He has since been working a dead-end gas station job and just a few days ago, got fired. He now stands in his apartment, holding a rope in his hands. ‘What is the point? No one loves me, I’m still a virgin at 21, and I can’t even hold a damn job.’ He thought miserably. Just as he was about to do something he might regret; he heard an audible ding before a pink and blue screen appeared in front of him. [Congratulations! You have been selected by the universe to be the beta tester of our new program called: Common Sense Manipulation System! You have been chosen because of your miserable life and virgin status! But do not worry young man, with this system you can finally become someone worth a damn! Fame! Money! Beautiful women! The possibilities are endless!] ——————————————- Every Character is above the age of 18! NO YURI! NO NTR! I try to publish at least 1 chapter a day… Please support me with power stones and reviews. I like watching that funny little view number go up. ;) Also, don’t be afraid to add to your collection and leave some chapter comments. If you have any suggestions for scenes or characters, please let me know. I’ll try to be as accommodating as possible! Cover art is A.I. Generated ;)

WhySoEvil · Urban
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58 Chs

Chapter 2 System Details

As Johnny stared at the clerk's breasts in awe, she simply sat there looking at her phone, completely uninterested in this insignificant tenant. He was just about to say something to her when he was interrupted.

Suddenly, he heard the female voice from before speaking.

[See? I told you this is real. You aren't hallucinating in any way shape or form. Now, are you going to continue staring at this woman's boobs or are you going to hear me out?] The voice scoffed, ready to start her duties.

'I-I…' Johnny could barely form words as his eyes lay glued to the flesh bags hanging from the silver-haired woman's chest. He truly and dearly loved boobs, but ultimately shook his head to clear his mind. Staring at boobs all day, much to his displeasure would get him nowhere.

'Okay, okay, I'll hear you out.' He said to the voice in his head.

"Thank you uhh… ma'am." Johnny said to the women before scurrying away to the stairs, not wanting to waste another minute of his time.

After climbing up the few flights and entering his apartment, he sat on his single-sized bed and spoke aloud. "So… tell me about this uhh… system."

[Finally.] The voice said exasperatedly. [The CSMS works based on points. The more you change one's common sense, the more points the change will cost. You earn points by completing achievements. These range from anything like getting your first blowjob to becoming a millionaire. There are 1000 possible achievements and, upon completion, you will have full control over everyone in the world's common sense.]

Dumbfounded. That was the only word to describe how Johnny felt right now. He couldn't even imagine what miracles would be possible by having the ability to change the world's common sense. But he knew that something like this was the motivation he needed to get his life on track.

With anticipation visible in his expression, Johnny asked, "How… how many points do I have?"

[Hmmph.] The voice sounded before another screen appeared in his view.

{ Johnny Dumbass }

Age: 21

Height: 5 ft 11 in

Weight: 170 lbs

Manipulation Points: 100

Achievements completed: 0/1000

Money: $1428

Bodies: 0

Minds Altered: 1

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[Haha!] The female voice laughed. [So pitiful. 21 years of life and all you have to show is 14 hundred bucks. No bitches, no money, and definitely no brain. You have to try to be this pathetic. Dumbass.]

Getting annoyed by the voice's constant verbal abuse, Johnny shouted in outrage. "Are you going just continue insulting me? Or are you going to tell me how to use this damn thing! Wait… AND WHY IS MY LAST NAME DUMBASS!"

[Jeez, don't get your panties in a bunch. I will change my opinion of you and your name when you show me some worth. So… to gauge your ability, think deeply about a prompt you wish to use for manipulation. If you are able to afford it, you will hear a ding. If not, you won't hear anything. Once you hear the ding it means the change took place, so don't try things out all Willy nilly as you can't go back.]

Upon hearing this, Johnny suddenly began thinking of ways to change the silver-haired beauty's common sense again. He tried things like making her fall in love with him as the voice said, but didn't hear anything. After attempting things like sex and affection, he still didn't find any success and decided to keep it simple.

'It is normal for the woman whose boobs I just saw to kiss me on the lips every time she greets me.' Much to his satisfaction, he heard a sharp ding, signaling the order's establishment.

Excited, he quickly took a look at his status to find his point counter. Getting a good feel for the ability's cost was important after all.

{Manipulation Points: 37}

'That took 63 points to use?' Johnny thought with a frown. 'I better get a lot of points for these achievements, otherwise, I'm afraid I will have to resort to drastic measures, like actually attempting to get a girlfriend.'

[This dumbass… that was actually not a bad use of your first actual attempt at manipulation. Now, are you going to try it out again?]

With a giddy smile on his face and ignoring the voice's rude comments, Johnny hurried downstairs. If this worked, he would finally have his first kiss!

Practically leaping down the flights of stairs, Johnny appeared again in the lobby and spotted the big-breasted beauty. She still sat at her desk, eyes glued to her phone. This time, however, she was chewing some gum, the rhythmic smacking of her lips could be heard throughout the room.

Johnny, upon seeing her, attempted to calm his racing heart before proceeding.

[So pathetic…] The feminine voice said with disdain.

Ignoring it, Johnny walked up to the desk with newfound confidence and said, "Hello there."

Looking up from her phone with loathing, the clerk suddenly stood up and released a sigh. She hated this damn job, it was just so boring, and every disgusting man living here always molested her with their eyes.

However, even as much as she hated it, she leaned over the desk to meet Johnny's lips.

Johnny, shocked to see his ability work again, suddenly lurched forward, eager to meet the woman's lips.

Their lips met, causing a semi-chub to appear in Johnny's pants. The clerk's lips were full and luscious, completely covering Johnny's with their smooch. The sweet taste of bubblegum entered Johnny's sense of taste, making him sincerely consider buying some in bulk.

The kiss was suddenly cut short as the woman broke away, sitting back in her chair with exaggerated irritation.

Before he could ask why she broke the kiss off, another ding sounded when a blue and pink screen appeared in front of him.

{Achievement earned: First Kiss! Kiss someone for the first time in your life! 200 points have been added to your status!}

'This is…' Johnny thought with appreciation. '200 more points! If only 63 allowed me to kiss this beauty, what could over 200 do?!'