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A Degenerate's Tale

Permanent Hiatus, Undergoing Rewrite Earl lived his life to the fullest. Having lived as one of the richest men in his city with a harem of five, he died with a smile on his face... or not. He awakens to find himself in the body of an infant in a magic world! With his charms and wit, he will thrive in this world! Once a degenerate, always a degenerate. Elves? Demons? Princesses? Queens? He's here to catch them all! Half of his brain is his meat rod after all! Warning: Contains content of degenerate nature. https://www.patre0n.com/tentacleethics Extra Tags: Incest, Netori, Milf-Shota Note: I take no credit for the cover. Disclaimer: This novel is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious way. Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All characters appearing in this novel are 18 years and over, despite what the text may say. *Also uploaded on Royalroadl as of 1.26.21

The favourable mistake.

Viona who was a teenager, and also an orphan was being kidnapped and raped by an unknown man she has never meet before. She was so depressed that she ran away from home when she found out she was pregnant at the age of seventeen. Will she meet the dangerous man who raped her that same night her mother died, and get her back?????. Read and see in "The favourable mistake".

At a tender age she suffered a lot of tragedies

The Light in the Darkness

"Uh huh. How long will you keep this up? How long until she finds out just how much you've hurt her by the way you protect her against them? What will you do when she learns you've been keeping secrets behind her back?" Rome was Sky's companion and confidant since childhood. He was always there by her side until the secret came out. What will Rome do when Sky finds out about the truth?

Cannot Be Used

I’m in love with the bully

Cinta Jangan Kedaluwarsa

स्वर्ग का पुस्तकालय

यूं तो झांग जुआन करता है कई ग्रहों की सवारी क्या हो जब पृथ्वी पर अटक जाए गाड़ी। रुकना तो ऐसे था कि किसी को ना हो खबर, पर क्या करें जब हर किसी की हो उसी पर नज़र ! झांग जुआन की जादुई लाइब्रेरी क्या उसका सफर आसान कर देगी, लेकिन ये भी पृथ्वी है ऐसे कैसे इतनी आसानी से हार मान लेगी। दुसरे ग्रह से आया विपिन क्या पृथ्वी पर अपनी जगह बना सकेगा या इस सफर में उसे कोई साथी मिलेगा? जानने के लिये पढिए स्वर्ग का पुस्तकालय

Wounded secrets

Something Else'

a girl is plunged into the world of paranormal romance and kidnappings, killings and near death experiences cloud around her day in and day out with her father on her trail and another man trying to capture her to do God knows what with her who knows what will happen to her next?

Dragon Mates: The Falk Clan Tales

After 500 years of servitude, these sexy Dragon males must find and woo their modern mates. Read the Falk Clan Tales today and discover unique Dragon Shifters and their journey to true love. This series began with four Falk brothers and their quests to find their mates, but since its inception has evolved to include a long lost brother, and a few other Dragons in need of true love! Each of the Dragons in this series has a mark on his chest of his rose. It is the magical link to his heart and his magic. A matching gemstone goes with it and it can only be gifted to a true mate. I hope you enjoy these fast paced, insta-love, happy ever after tales! Each one was written with a touch of humor and a pinch of sass. Dragon Mates: The Falk Clan Tales is created by C.D. Gorri, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

Wang Zhi

In the Alpha dimension there lies a void. In this void countless Kings, Queens, Patriarchs, Matriarchs, Chiefs, Lords, and other figureheads of their families, kingdoms, race or sects gathered. All of them being immortals and demigods. The reason? To make a system that benefits their dimension. "Our dimension's Qi reserves are dwindling." Said an ancient dragon. "It's because we absorbed too much of it." Said a demoness. "Let's make a system then send it to the other dimension." Said the first man. "Make it so that it allows energy of theirs to leak to ours," said Bakunawa. And just like that the first system was created and sent greater than the speed of light to travel randomly to the next dimension. How long does it take to find its host? Only time itself can tell. In a world in Beta dimension ruled by swords and operated through magic, a boy named Wang Zhi will use his system to shatter the norm and send shockwaves throughout the realm. Join Wang Zhi in his journey to greatness. Please go easy on me. This is my first writing.

RWBY: Grimm life

Many people in remnant believe that Grimm, are unintelligent beings, but what if that was not true. What if there was a Grimm that could understand the language, and even speak it. What would that Grimm do, what would he be. Would it be a tool of destruction or would it be something more. Follow this tale about a Grimm who wants more than to just be a Grimm. If you are curious the MC looks like the picture for the Novel but has bone plates on his hands, and has a bigger tail with bone spikes at the end of it. -THIS IS A TEST NOVEL. THERE WILL BE SOME GRAMMAR MISTAKES. I WROTE THIS TO SEE HOW PEOPLE WOULD LIKE IT. REMEMBER GRAMMAR MISTAKES AND ERRORS ARE POSSIBLE SO NO GRAMMAR NAZIS ME------ :) -----Disclaimer--------------------------------------- I do not own the image for the web novel I do not own the RWBY original story, nor do I own the series. This is purely fan fiction made by me.

Shadow Sword Emperor

Jhas Sorrowen, lived and grew up to be an adventurer, but he wanted to achieve more in that regard, there was a lot of great power but it was not used well, it pushed him to fix that, by continuing to be strong, was the way he went. "He humiliated the proud son of the haughty Lishtierne family" "I have never seen such strength" "I consider him already worthy of being in the top 10 strongest people in this empire and can even compete in the top 50 strongest people in the continent" With the power of the shadow energy he obtained and the various powers he acquired, he is preparing to become a strong contender that cannot be underestimated.

What would you do if you suddenly fell in love?

What would you do if you fell in love at first sight with a woman that you just met at the brothel? Don’t you know the answer? If you want to know what our MC would do, just take a look and follow his daily life in this fantasy world. Author's note: Well, ssince it's a frequently asked question, I will leave a note here. THIS IS NOT AN NTR STORY. It is just a spicy Slice of Life story. I hope you enjoy it =D ______________________________ Information that may or may not be useful - When you have this '*' after the chapter name is because it has +18 scenes, then be warned. If you don't want to read the chapter, feel free to skip it, I don't intend to put too much relevant information in these chapters. But in case I do, I will make a small recapitulation of the important things in the next chapter. - Your feedback is very important to me, so please comment on what you think I should improve. My patreon: www.patreon.com/lazyacorn

Benefits

the main character is given 3 points an immunity list. are given four points to contribute to their immune list the mc can easily switch them on or off. he is the insect crossing over worlds this genre is my favorite. isekai. all my characters are either op or have a hard time dying and if they do die a side character becomes new main.

GRITA Y LLORA

Love in the paradise

This is one book that every male and man needs

cuman tes, jadi gk usah mampir

MCU: Ultimate Osborn

Waking up as Norman Osborn in an alternate version of the MCU was quite shocking but waking up as Norman Osborn with the powers and intelligence of some sort of super Augment from 'Star Trek' was enough to nearly give him a heart attack. That is if he could suffer from heart attacks anymore. (A/N - MC is Norman Osborn but considerably younger. Yes, he'll have a kid. No, I don't care if you don't like that. His powers are a more potent version of an Augment from Star Trek. By more potent, I mean he's better than all other Augments who are, by nature, better than any human. Normal Augments are five times stronger and tougher than Humans, the MC is eight times stronger and tougher. Oh yeah, I'm undecided on who to make the love interest for the novel but I'm leaning towards Emma Frost or Jennifer Walters. I'm up for suggestions if anyone has any!)

The beauty and her beasts

A treacherous love is it not?, She, The beauty to his beast. A beauty with a dark heart, A beauty who seeks to use the beast. A beast that despite all his knowledge and wisdom of the beauty's dark heart but was enchanted by her nonetheless, Drawn to her like a moth to a flame, A tale of a maddening love, A tale of three, A tale of war, A tale of deceit, one with all on the line. Who will be victorious?, Will there be a victor?, Will there be no victor?, There is more to their tale than what meets the eye, Very well then, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Game of thrones / GOT ASOIF: Rise of Viserys Targaryen.

A traverser became Viserys Targaryen, son of Aerys Targaryen, the Mad King, after escaping King's Landing and awakening at Dragonstone. It is said that he came to this world through the "Mount & Blade" system. Will Viserys be able to change his destiny and become the king of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, the rightful ruler of the Seven Kingdoms and the guardian of the entire territory, Viserys Targaryen III.

Omnipotent Mortal

Lin feng was the strongest in the universe, but was so bored he allowed himself to fall in to the trap of an enemy and killed himself. Reborn in another world with all his skills li feng tries to have the peaceful life he never had. Can he do it ???

Legacy of Hade's

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The Realm Walker

Seventeen-year old Lyla Daniel's finds herself ripped out of her old, mundane life. Thrown in to a world not unlike her nightmares, her life is about to be anything but mundane. Pretty sure she’s losing her mind, she seeks answers. Then Jesse walks into her life, he’s a peculiar young man with whom nothing is quite what it seems …..Lyla and Jesse hold a powerful, soul deep, connection, that she knows nothing about. One that for him will prove fatal in a heartbeat, should he fail to protect her and keep it a secret. She is his kryptonite in more ways than one. Lyla is oblivious that she has fallen slap bang in the middle of an ageless battle between demons and lower dimensional creatures, all with a sweet tooth for death – her death to be exact. Through it all Jesse must be a relentless warrior, but can he keep Lyla alive, and sane at the same time? Join Lyla on an adventure full of weird worlds, scary dimensions, ghastly creatures and alluring allies to find out.

刺客生存指南

为了生存，七魅接了个不起眼的小任务，不料竟启动了最高级别的暗黑令。是天意弄人还是预谋已久？也许这背后有一场更大的阴谋，正悄悄降临在每个人的头上……

Don't Laugh

Police Inspector Mc Ivan and the other policemen in the little town of Gensan are having headaches due to the continued killing in their town. The hardest part is, it was all a clean killing, no evidence was seen. Only a note on every victim's hand saying, "Don't Laugh". And there is no connection to every person who was killed by the suspect. Until one day, another murder took place, and it was the son of Kissa-whom Ivan was courting and because of that, he was burning in determination to find the culprit. Will he be able to do it?

Shadow of the Dragon

In the heart of Sinjuro City, a hidden realm where martial arts clans vie for power and secrets lurk in every shadow, Jin Kang, a skilled warrior with a haunted past, embarks on a perilous quest for vengeance and truth. Jin’s journey begins with a devastating betrayal—the massacre of his clan by unknown assailants, leaving him orphaned and driven by a thirst for justice. As he delves deeper into the labyrinthine streets of Sinjuro City, Jin uncovers a web of ancient rivalries, forbidden techniques, and dark alliances that threaten to plunge the Murim into chaos. Guided by cryptic clues and enigmatic mentors, including the sage Old Master Lee, Jin navigates treacherous alliances and deadly encounters with rival clans. Along the way, he hones his martial prowess and unlocks hidden depths of power within himself. As Jin’s quest leads him closer to the truth behind his clan’s demise, he becomes entangled in a dangerous game of intrigue and deception. Betrayals abound, and allies become enemies in a world where honor is a luxury and survival depends on cunning and strength. Amidst the turmoil, Jin’s path crosses with Amelia, a spirited artist whose own secrets intertwine with the fate of the Murim. Together, they uncover a conspiracy that spans generations, threatening to tear apart the delicate balance of power that governs their world. With the shadow of a legendary dragon looming over him—a symbol of both destruction and rebirth—Jin Kang must confront the ghosts of his past and embrace his destiny as a harbinger of change. In the heart of Sinjuro City, where shadows hold the key to truth and secrets lie buried in the depths of the Murim, Jin’s journey will test his resolve and reshape the fate of an enigmatic realm. “Shadow of the Dragon” is a gripping tale of martial arts mastery, intricate politics, and the indomitable spirit of a warrior seeking redemption. As Jin Kang’s legend unfolds, readers will be captivated by a world where honor is earned through bloodshed, and the line between hero and villain is blurred by the shadows of the past

我的宠物啥都会

猛兽恶兽玄兽， 半妖灵妖海妖， 横行三万里，竟然找不到一个同类。 作为世上仅剩的人类， 带着我无所不能的宠物， 再次上演人族崛起！

Days Of The Dead

For some unknown reason a zombie apocalypse broke out all over the world. Billions had turned into the undead. And one of the survivors, Zach O’Dwyer the protagonist, is living in this world. Follow as he navigates this world and tries to survive despite the struggles. Maybe he’ll find the cause of this apocalypse. Maybe he’ll even find the cure.

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REMOVED

ںاۓ وفا

Voice of the devil

The devil found his new victim but how should he know what would confront him in the future by that? A devil who was once human leads many innocent souls to become evil by whispering their weaknesses into their ears. Everyone has negative thoughts in his heads, anxiety’s who lead us to be scared of doing things with the thought that people could hate you or laugh at you. In this story these negative thoughts represents the devil which we human beings listen to in our daily life. But the devil was also once human and an innocent soul until that tragic moment happened and changed his whole life...

Nan Wang Zi

I Could Summon the Gods

Locke, an ordinary middle school student from Philadelphia, traveled to a world of sword and magic and became a small lord. However, his territory was barren and narrow, and the leading people were poor and weak. Around him, there were ferocious brigands, terrifying dragons, and powerful enemies. At this critical moment, Locke had awakened the ability to summon the gods! At his summon, the powerful and mysterious strength came to this world one after another! Athena, the beautiful and intelligent war goddess! Venus, the goddess of love! There was also Hades in charge of the nether world, and the cunning god of tricks Loki! Countless gods and their heroes followed Locke to fight. They built their own territory and made it a sacred place that everyone yearned for in the world. They also made Locke the greatest ruler of the world! Magic dragon, phoenix... The powerful and mysterious magical beast became Locke's ride! The burly giant, the beautiful elf, and countless mysterious creatures had become members of Locke's group. There were also countless mages and knights who were loyal to Locke and became his spears and shields! And charming Venus, youthful Daphne, cold Medusa and enchanting Pandora... Their styles were different, but each of them was beautiful and charming. Locke also showed his powerful strength on another battlefield, which made these goddesses and female demons shout, "Slow fuck." This made Locke the prince charming of countless girls. However, Venus, Daphne, Medusa, Pandora and other goddesses and female demons held Locke tightly and shouted, "Locke belongs to me!"

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Throne Wars

Welcome, esteemed visitor, to the wondrous realm known as Akin, a land governed by the authority of nine noble families. Akin, a realm cloaked in mystery, beckons with its array of valiant heroes, fearsome monsters, wicked demons, and other enigmatic creatures. Deep within the verdant woods, a remarkable occurrence has taken place deep in the forest. the rebirth of a forest child. Let us eagerly delve into the unfolding story and behold the captivating twists and turns it holds. visit the world of Akin: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bf725gtnw3f5064/Untitled2_20230529132509.png?dl=0 most probably I will upload 2-3 chapter in a week

Malaikat Penakluk Hati

Sekelompok Pembunuh bayaran yang tidak dikenal nama organisasinya kini merajalela melakukan aksi pembunuhan, pemerkosaan, jual beli manusia, perdagangan miras, yang membuat warga penduduk risau dan ketakutan,polisi sudah bertahun tahun melacak keberadaannya tetapi tidak pernah ditemukan. Salah satu anggota Pembunuh bayaran tersebut yang akhirnya ditaklukkan oleh Malaikat Penakluk Hati. WARNING!!! (ADEGAN KEKERASAN,BUNUH DIRI,DARAH,PEMBUNUHAN)