Ch. 29 Competition and snack

"Should we help...?" Julius asked as some weird flying things and ugly monsters appeared all over the city.

"Nah... I say we start a business for a while! We have time," I said with a smile.

Ugly monster came near us as a robot appeared and shot the monster. I was bored and made it known, "...This is boring."

My husbands smirked, about to voice opinions before the robot spoke, "It's dangerous! Clear the area!"

"DONT FLIRT WITH MY WIFE!" Akainu and Zaraki yelled together.

I laughed loudly with a giant smile before getting picked up by Whitebeard, "We can compete on a lill count?"

"Then I cant participate! Booooo!" I sighed.

"You get to be both judge and referee. Give fouls, punishments and prizes as you see fit," Jinbei said offhandedly.

"What are we waiting for?! Punishment is no sex for a week real time! Prize is a threesome with shadow and I only! No kill stealing! All else goes! I'll repair and save the mortal things!" I yelled and flew high into the air.

The men ran off and started fighting enthusiastically. I constantly spammed space time on the city and all 'earth' beings. Well the invaders were killed and everyone else was revived or saved.

Robot guy flew next to me and tried to talk to me before I pulled a whistle from nowhere, "That's a foul Sirius! Do it again and you get punished! What do you want robot guy?"

"You dont know me?!" robot spoke.

"Nah. I'm good. Hey, dumb question, what's this thing for?" I asked as I took some cube and staff from a hormonal idiot.

"....Where did you get those?!" robot yelled.

"I stole them, just now.... -whistle- Akainu! Aokiji! Stop fighting each other! The competition is almost done!" I yelled and snapped as the portal letting invaders in was snapped shut, "Time limit, check. Nifty snack cube and fancy staff, double check!.... TIME!"

As the last monster fell dead, I repaired and revived the humans and city before my husbands came up to me, "Who won?!"

I looked at them seriously as I calculated, "If Sirius hadnt stolen a kill and Akainu and Aokiji didnt fight, then you would all be even. However, because of these slight set backs, some hormonal guy stopped paying attention so I got a snack and a staff for tonight.... So you all win!"

"Give me those things!" Robot said and tried to steal them from me. I frowned and put them in my inventory before laughing, "Finders keeps, losers suck!"

"....Its getting late. How about some dinner?" Garp said. The other men agreed and began talking about possible foods. I nodded and ignored the robot while twirling my whistle before being captured by Whitebeard.

"That's it! I've had it!" White beard said mock angrily and threw me over his shoulder, "We are getting drunk and that's that!"

"Yeah!" I yelled behind him before realizing the problem, "Pirate banquet?!"

"YEAH!" everyone yelled excitedly.

"The maids and butlers are still mad about last time! We cant do it there!" I said panicked.

"I know a place that you can drink at....," Robot said offhandedly before realizing his mistake as we all turned on him.

"WHERE?!" we yelled.

As the robot was forcefully made to bring us to a 'party place', he filled someone in on it. Once we got to a giant tower like building, we landed and I smiled angrily, "This isnt a party place!"

"Who are you?" bald guy with an eye patch asked.

'....Only tell him your jobs!' I mentally told my husbands.

"Former warlord." "Former fleet admiral." "Former fleet admiral." "Former admiral." "Former magic king."

"Former magic knight captain." "Former potions teacher." "Former marine hero." "Former pirate captain." "Master swordsmans." "Former magic beast hunter." "Former soul reaper."

I smirked, "Their wife. PARTY TIME!"

As I yelled, I brought booze out of my inventory, "Somebody cut this shit up! It's time for a pirates banquet!"

And a banquet we had. I had an inventory full of giant meat on bones and with the help of Akainu, the food became cooked quickly. As we drank so much we got drunk, we forgot where we were. As mortals had joined our party, trying to get info from us, I found one interesting person in the distance. I captured said person and brought them a bit close to my face, "I know you..."

"I... We havent met..." the man stuttered, scared.

My husbands laughed. Whitebeard smiled, "Let the chicken go. We can have some fun without him!"

Zaraki didnt even give me a chance before capturing me. The mortals were worried. I was caught in an odd position. I was on my knees, legs spread apart, bent forward and laying on my elbows. Zaraki put his dick against my ass and leaned his body over mine after pulling my arms behind me and holding them in one hand, speaking in my ear, "Give it up, dirty little girl."

Some guy with a shield and funny hero suit shouted, "Let her go!"

We were so drunk, I didnt hear the man. However, I noticed the familiar face escaping and then saw Whitebeard get in front of me. As my head was lifted by my hair quickly, I soon came eye to eye with him and smiled viciously, "You wouldnt dare!"

Zaraki heard my challenge and smiled maniacally, "Hear that?! Its a challenge!" Zaraki then let me go and sat back, watching Whitebeard put me across his lap.

"I dare!" Whitebeard roared as he pulled my pants down and used his devil fruit to spank me.

As I let out a yelp followed by a moan, the mortals prepared to fight until Garp came over and 'stopped' Whitebeard.

"Stop right there!" Garp yelled furiously. The mortals sighed in relief before freezing as Garp spoke again, "You're doing it wrong. Look, if you move your hand here more, she reacts better!"

Shadow slipped out and was drunk as well, she approached my other husbands and started teasing them before they all began to jump shadow and I. The mortals fled quickly.

--

"Ugh... What happened last night?" Mihawk asked as he got up.

"A pirate banquet happened, hahahha!" I said and laughed.

Everyone woke up soon after and we got dressed before I magiced everyone clean.

"This place is trashed....," Jinbei said quietly.

"Indeed..." others agreed.

"Who's fault do you think it is?!" a man yelled.

My husbands and I looked at each other before stating, "Pirate banquet."

"Why?! Who are you?! Why did you do... that... on my lawn?!" the man yelled.

"Look, the robot said this was the place throw a party. If you want to blame someone, ask him!" I declared.

"Robot?" the man was confused.

"Yeah. Red and gold robot," Sengoku chimed in.

"Goddammit Stark!" the man cursed before sighing, "Why are you here?"

"Sightseeing." "Shopping." "Open a business." "Fishing." "Booze!" "Kidnap... er... borrow someone.." "See new magic." "Ingredients for potions."

"What the fuck?!" the man seemed confused.

I looked at my husbands and nodded, "All of the above."

"So bright..." Mihawk mumbled and shielded his eyes.

I handed sunglasses over to everyone, "Let's go grab a bite to eat!"

Jinbei sighed before princess carrying me, "Who are we here to meet?"

"Oh... right... in a few months, some guy will come and I want to ask him a question before we go to see crazy central." I stated.

Jinbei stopped and shook him head before handing me to Garp, "Punish her!"

Garp smiled brightly and threw me over his shoulder, spanking me with my clothes on, "You dont even know where we are?!"

"T-this is New York City, New York!" I said quickly.

"That's all you know?!" Garp yelled mock madly.

"No! We are in a multiverse! It has a personal gods realm! Hell exists!" I yelled loudly.

Garp spanked me harder, "Why wait a few months?!"

"So you can relax! We have been all work and play! We need lazy lounge time as well!" I lamented.

"What?" Garp froze.

"We never just sit back and do nothing! I want to nap on my husbands laps! I want to have weird conversations because something dumb happened on the TV! I want to be lazy!" I fake cried.

Akainu stole me from Garps shoulder, "You know we tried that. It always ends in a battle, lesson, or the kids call."

I pouted, "Then carry me! I want to sleep some more!"

"Sleep then," Akainu said. I nodded and wrapped my arms around his neck, my legs around his waist, as I clung to him like a koala.

"To the space or...?" Mihawk asked.

I looked to the sky, "Ancient one! Teach my magical husbands your sorcery! Bald guy! Take us to a nice pace to rest.. Remember, you cant hold us."

As I finished speaking, a bald monk lady appeared, "Those who need lessons... please come."

"Love you! We will come over when I get up from my nap," I said and kissed my four magic husbands before they left. We followed the bald guy and I fell asleep.

--

"Yawn~ How was it?" I asked my husbands as I woke up in Jinbei's lap.

"Well... It was uneventful, they have been fighting some green guy and some rock guy. You know, normal stuff," Jinbei said.

"Oh okay. Why didnt you join?" I asked.

"Its my turn to be a pillow. We all got a turn. This one guy with a funny suit held you while we fought over who goes when," Jinbei said and smiled, "Because I'm last, I get twice the time."

"Hehe! Sounds interesting. Where powers used?" I asked.

"None at all. Physical strength only. Nobody realised the hidden advantage of throwing the match though," Jinbei laughed.

"Oh your awake!" Some guy said.

"This is the guy from earlier," Jinbei said and continued to watch the fights.

"Afternoon, mr. ???" I looked at him with a smile.

"Ah, my apologies, I'm Steve Rogers, also known as Captain America." he held out his hand for a handshake.

I nodded and shook his hand, "I'm Chloe. Heard you met my husbands?" I smirked a little and giggled.

"Oh yeah, I met them alright. Someone handed you to me and the next thing I know, they are fighting then a guy gets in my face and tells me to stop flirting with his wife..." He smiled forcefully.

I frowned, and released my tail to capture the mid-fight Akainu. As I dragged him to me, he glared at the man. I glared harder and jumped on top of Akainu's body, "I heard you handed me off to a stranger then got mad because he held onto me."

"N-no... he had a flashback of last night and kept imagining your body! I got mad because he was going to feel you up," Akainu said and started turning to lava, "I cant allow that to happen! My wife wont be used!"

I looked at the slightly guilty look Stever had on his face. Frowning, I let go of Akainu, "I'll deal with him."

"I-Im sorry!" Steve said quickly and tried to run away.

I appeared in front of his face, "Nobody can run from me, Steve."

Steve fell on the floor from the sudden scare. I laughed before being surrounded by people. My husbands noticed the change and surrounded the five people around me. I smirked, "Why did you do it?"

Steve was terrified on the ground, as I loomed over him. He shook his head, unable to speak. The few surrounding me grew angrier until one person dropped nearby with a lightning sound.

My husbands grew worried as I had stopped talking and laughing. The man approached the area with his hammer still sparking with lightning, "Hey."

My chain tails shook and rattled, Akainu, Sengoku, and Aokiji activated their powers and stepped closer to me. Whitebeard, Jinbei, Garp, Zaraki, and Mihawk pulled the humans away from us as the lightning man stepped closer.

Everyone was confused and scared stiff as a lava man, ice man, and golden buddha slowly approached me while glaring at the lightning man. My kagane had already started creeping out of my back as my tails unwound from my body, my furry tail fluffing up as I mumbled, "I hate lightning...."

Akainu spoke, "What about lava?" As he spoke into my right ear softly, he touched the base of my chains.

Aokiji spoke, "What about ice?" As he spoke into my left ear softly, grabbing the base of my tail.

Sengoku kissed my forehead, "You dont like buddha?" As he looked into my eyes and smiled softly.

My body twitched slightly as I was turned on. Panting softly I spoke, "I love lava, ice, and buddha. I love magic and swords. I love battling and martial arts. I love tremors. I love water as well... I love you all!"

"Is something the matter," bald eyepatch wearing black guy asked as he came over.

"N-no... No problems..." I said as the duo gripped tighter on my tails. I started panting harder before biting my lip. My kagane came back and the trio went back to 'normal'.

Sengoku lifted me up and hugged me, "Some guy can use lightning. Killua can use it better than him."

"I know. It just angers me...," I said quietly.

I could hear the mortals asking my husbands what's wrong, but none answered out of concern for me. Once I calmed down, I walked to the lighting using hammer holding bafoon and punched him in the face. Poor man flew into the wall and was embedded into it, stuck. I nodded and went to my husbands, "Let's see how the others are doing.."

--

"Greetings..." a bald woman said as I spirited my husbands to her place.

"How have they been doing?" I asked immediately.

"They are geniuses... In a few days, I wont have anything to teach them," she said with a forced smile.

I shrugged and smiled, "They were geniuses where they are from so I'm not surprised."

"Shes proud of us," Snape said with a smug look.

I smiled and was about to speak as my phone buzzed, [Sajin and Byakuya are ready to join you.] Galfus.

I went wide eyed, "Its been a day?! How are they ready to come?!" Accidently speaking outloud, I gathered everyone attention, so I sighed, "The time between worlds is weird. Sajin and Byakuya are now ready to join us..."

"That was fast," Akainu said with surprise.

"I'll be in the space, filling them in.. I cant believe it's been a few years since we saw them," I said and was about to enter the space.

"Few years?" Sirius asked.

"Yeah. We met them a few years before the worlds destruction... I'm off!" I said and entered the space. [Im in the space.] I sent.

Two people appeared before I hugged them, "Hey!"

"W-where are my clothes?!" Byakuya yelled and tried to cover himself.

I laughed and handed boxers, dark jeans, black long sleeve, black socks and shoes. I turned to Sajin and smiled, handing him the same copy of clothes. I had a smug look on my face as Sajin used his 'humanification' technique and put the clothes on.

"So first of all, we are adventuring to see all the different slivers of crazy I have in my head," I smirked, "Secondly,...."

--

After spending three hours explaining everything to them, we went to meet the others. Sajin's technique was forcefully stopped when we entered the building. As the men all chatted and talked, Byakuya came to me, "So, friends, huh?"

"I'm regretting it. I think we should stop being friends. How about...," before I could finish speaking, Byakuya frowned and interrupted, "Then why am I..."

I interrupted him, "Marry me?" As I smiled and watched his eyes go threw confusion, shock, and excitement, the other men smiled.

"So he finally did it... PIRATE BANQUET FOR OUR NEW BROTHERS!" White beard yelled.

"NO!!" the other men yelled.

I leaned against Byakuya before kissing him softly. Smiling, I stood up, "We will have a party but not pirate banquet standards. Were running out of booze so let's earn some money and get some."

"...That will take too long," Mihawk said with a sigh.

"No it wont. A bunch of handsome men can always become models," I smiled and started planning on making a new fashion line for my husbands to showcase.

Seeing my smile, those who didnt know me smiled as well. While my husbands and a certain bald lady, froze and had panic in their eyes.

"I'm a fishman, I cant model for humans," Jinbei said.

"The clothes will burn off me," Akainu said quickly.

"I'm not human either," Sajin said while sweating.

"Bullshit! I have magic booze to make you human for a day. And you can control the heat of your lava. If you ruin it, I'll cry!" I said and pouted.

"What's the worst that can happen?" Byakuya said with a smirk, "You lose to me?"

"Are you challenging us?" Zaraki said with a smile.

"I most certainly am," Byakuya said seriously.

"This is war! On every single one of you!" Zaraki said and smiled.

Laughing to myself, I stepped forward, "Alright, I'll ask my friends for the equipment and fabric. I'll be working in the space, so have fun!"

--

A month had passed and I had a large amount of outfits ready. To be precise, I was able to make ten outfits for each person and had the maids and butlers create 100 of each outfit.

So yeah, I forced them to do a photoshoot in public. Many tall people came and asked where we got our clothes. Of course I advertised the Tigan brand and charged normal prices for the clothes. We sold out before the photoshoot even ended. Also, a talent agency reached out, but we declined.

--

In six months we became a major brand. It took six months for the world to find out that I, the designer, was wife to all the models who participated. We became hot news very quickly.

Anyways, today was the day that the poll for 'best Tigan model' ends. Also the day I meet a killer and save a poor soul.

Standing on the back of a surf board, unnoticed, the poor soul and I went to space. As we came face to face with a being, who started a monologue, I laughed, alerting them to my presence. "Hehehehe! Your just sentient dark energy in a rotting body. I'm awful hungry."

Confused, the poor fool tried to force me back to earth. I shrugged him off and threw him and his board back to the ground before taking all the dark energy from the thing. I ignored his monologue, introduction, plea for mercy, cries for help, and gasping final words.

Once he turned to dust, I bowed my head and offered a prayer, "May you slumber in the abyss of hell, poor bastard who I dont know."

I returned to the earth, to be followed by an 'invisible' guy on a surfboard while I went home. As I stepped into the door, Byakuya looked at the 'guest' and raised an eyebrow, "You brought a stray?"

"Awe, you ruined it! I was going to jump scare him! He followed me after I ate the world eater, what am I supposed to do? Be chatty? Pass! I wanted to see the poll results!" I smirked.

Byakuya smirked back, "They will be in in a few minutes. How about some tea to wash that down?"

I closed the door and followed Byakuya into the kitchen to have some tea before opening up the poll results on my laptop. Byakuya smirked when he saw the results, "I look like an ethereal immortal, therefore I won."

"Who let the stray in the house?" Akainu said as he came down the stairs.

"Leave him be. Hes in shock. Byakuya won by the way," I said and sipped my tea.

"YOU BASTARD!" Zaraki yelled as he started chasing Byakuya.

"Hahahaha!" I laughed loudly and nearly fell out of my chair, before being caught by surfboard guy, "Thank you. Guess we are even now?"

As I spoke, still in the guys arms and sitting on the surfboard, Zaraki and Byakuya froze. The room became very hot and very cold. I smiled toward the man, "How about I sit on my own?"

The man nodded and stopped hiding himself as he set me back in my chair, "Sorry. I didnt want you to get hurt..."

The rooms temperature stabilized and killing intent was suppressed. I smiled, "Isnt that sweet of you."

"NO! No no no no no! Nu-uh! Nope!" Akainu and Aokiji said together at the stairs.

Garp smacked both of their heads, "Shut up and watch."

"Your free. What do you want to do?" I asked the surfer.

"Go home," he said sadly, "But it's gone, so I cant."

"I see. Have you.." I started speaking but a heavy knock on the door resounded, "For fucks sake!"

As I went to answer the door, it broke and a rock guy with a guilty look apologized repeatedly before an invisible person tried to sneak in. The surfer came over and spoke, "They can all see you."

"Is this the infamous breaking and entering? Are you after me or my husbands?" I smiled crazily and asked the girl.

"Er... we thought he was held captive.... Sorry, but are you the Tigan family?" she said, panicked, then made a mind blown face.

"He followed me, ask him about it. Yes we are. Why?" I asked and smiled crazily for a second.

"Uh... Well, my friend...," she said and tried to push the rock man forward.

"I... I have trouble finding clothes that fit me that arent expensive. Do you happen to have anything I can get in bulk?" Rock man said with a tired and apologetic smile.

"Come in. Can you get those two as well?" I let the duo in before asked Julius to grab the two who just broke in upstairs, "I'll need you to take off the coat."

"Do I have to?" Rock man asked hesitantly.

"Calm down my friend," Jinbei said as he came out of a room in his real appearance.

"There are no racists here," Sajin said as he looked out of the kitchen.

The invisible girl and rock man were wide eyed. I smiled as Julius came down with two captured people, frozen in time. I nodded, "We arent human, why should we care if you are?"

When I stopped speaking, Julius released the two in front of Zaraki and Aokiji. One guy stretched like luffy and weakly hit Zaraki while the other lit up before Aokiji glared at him and almost froze him. Akainu stepped near the fire guy and melted the ice with a smirk, "Ice for brains, upset you cant freeze me?"

"Shut up, hothead," Aokiji snorted.

"What's going on...?" stretchy guy asked rock guy.

"....I'm updating my wardrobe?" rock guy said just as confused.

I was getting angry with the noise level, so I growled, "If you want to fight, I'll fight you all. Right now, we have business to deal with... Byakuya, you won so name your prize after this. You, take the fucking coat off or no deal."

"H-hey! Dont be so mean...," fire guy said.

"Shut the fuck up," Akainu said and stared down at the fire man down.

The rock man quickly took his trench coat off before I started measuring him. After spending ten minutes in silence, I stopped measuring and called out, "Lisa, these are the measurements for the final order. Three of each kind, put that enchantment on them, and add larger pockets."

As lisa appeared, nodded. then disappeared, the group went silent. I smirked, "So, surfer, it seems you have some friends."

As the surfer looked confused, I smiled slightly and looked toward the four confused morons. Surfer dude nodded slightly, "You're right...."

"Damn right she is! Now get the fuck away from my wife!" Akainu yelled.

I smiled and made Akainu sit down before sitting in his lap, "We can have fun later, shush."

Akainu whispered in my ear, "Why later when we can now?"

I bit my lip and inhaled sharply, "Tease!"