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Classless Ascension

[ Climb the Dimensional Tower and have any wish fulfilled by the gods themselves! ] Enters Josh Malum. He was feared on Earth, but in this new world, he is but a Fallen. One that is forced to Climb. If it wasn't bad enough already he is also Classless, something that is unheard of in the Tower. Yet none of it phases him. "You think I should be despairing? Why? Is it because I'm classless? They offered me so many classes, I simply refused them all." Sacrificing the many worlds is a small price to regain what he once lost. To all the deities that stand in his way: F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Alternate Title: "Rip & Tear & Ducks"---- It's so big! That's what she said when she saw the massive ...chapter. This story is serious! No comedy tag! Seriously! According to readers = some comedy *shrug* ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Attention may contain---- -Huge D. Tower -Badass MC (Climbs the D) -Bullied Systems (In charge of the D) -Modern World (Where the D appears) -Multiverse (What the D is connected to) -Magic (Have you ever summoned a meteor?) -Game Elements (Stats, Skills, Levels, Equipment) -Guild Banter (They All Crazy!) -Bloodlines (Transformation and special abilities) -Bloodshed (Duh!) -VR (Like normal games, but better) -Killer Robots (Everything is better with killer robots!) -Pets (Is that Pokem@n ?!) -R18 tag: missclick...or not? (Who knows) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----More chaps when this becomes popular ---- Release rate: 1 Chapter/day 1-2 Chapters/day top 100 2 Chapters/day top 50 Official Discord: https://discord.gg/dV5DVyhj57

ClasslessAscension · Urban
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Nice Lawyer?

In a small, far too bright interrogation room, a woman was doing her best to intimidate a young man. 

"We have you on camera right in front of the daycare. You almost spent an hour on a bench staring at the poor kids inside! What were you planning?! Do you have any accomplices?!" 

She accompanied her speech with a slam of the table, sending vibration across it. Josh couldn't help but give a wry smile: she hadn't changed at all! He wouldn't even deign to answer this ridiculous accusation. As she noticed his smirk, her face flushed red in anger. 

"Do you think this is a joke? Do you know how serious kidnapping is? It is far from a joking matter. I really wouldn't want to be in your shoes right now!" 

"Of course, you wouldn't want to be in my shoes! You prefer wearing unpractical high heels. Is fashion really so important at work?" Josh criticized before jumping up in exaggerated "realization".