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Classless Ascension

[ Climb the Dimensional Tower and have any wish fulfilled by the gods themselves! ] Enters Josh Malum. He was feared on Earth, but in this new world, he is but a Fallen. One that is forced to Climb. If it wasn't bad enough already he is also Classless, something that is unheard of in the Tower. Yet none of it phases him. "You think I should be despairing? Why? Is it because I'm classless? They offered me so many classes, I simply refused them all." Sacrificing the many worlds is a small price to regain what he once lost. To all the deities that stand in his way: F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Alternate Title: "Rip & Tear & Ducks"---- It's so big! That's what she said when she saw the massive ...chapter. This story is serious! No comedy tag! Seriously! According to readers = some comedy *shrug* ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Attention may contain---- -Huge D. Tower -Badass MC (Climbs the D) -Bullied Systems (In charge of the D) -Modern World (Where the D appears) -Multiverse (What the D is connected to) -Magic (Have you ever summoned a meteor?) -Game Elements (Stats, Skills, Levels, Equipment) -Guild Banter (They All Crazy!) -Bloodlines (Transformation and special abilities) -Bloodshed (Duh!) -VR (Like normal games, but better) -Killer Robots (Everything is better with killer robots!) -Pets (Is that Pokem@n ?!) -R18 tag: missclick...or not? (Who knows) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----More chaps when this becomes popular ---- Release rate: 1 Chapter/day 1-2 Chapters/day top 100 2 Chapters/day top 50 Official Discord: https://discord.gg/dV5DVyhj57

ClasslessAscension · Urban
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⋆Embarrassing Training⋆

While many wondered what devious plan Josh had in store, he was talking decoration. 

Josh had just paid his rent, paid his electricity bill, and was discussing with the guy Dario had sent to renovate his room. The poor man kept nodding while listening to Josh's demands, unsure of how to react. 

"First, I need a door. One that is soundproof and will nicely cover the entrance." 

*Nod" 

That much was a given. 

"Can we get some cool lights in here? Maybe ones that have different settings. You know, normal, dim, 'interrogation room' and even the 'will blind your dog eyes' one."

*Nod* 

The man wondered who exactly Josh was trying to blind and why. 

"What about the bed? Can I get a pretty sturdy one? Perhaps one that comes with nice leather straps. You know, to tie the pillows to it."

*Concerned nod* 

To tie pillows? Coincidentally right after he asked about interrogation grade lighting?! That sounded so sketchy already.