Miss Ghost

Ling Ming shuddered upon hearing Ling Fan's question.

Father a stalker? Wasn't it true?

Through smiling teeth, Ling Ming chuckled, "Ha! Daughter impossible! Your Grandfather has his reasons."

"Father, what reasons?"

"Ha! That's a mystery you can ask him tomorrow."

Ling Fan's eyes narrowed questioningly.

Father's avoiding the question?

Suddenly, Tang Xifeng stumbled through the gate with her face splattered with blood.

Elder Bing snarled, "Have you been dueling?"

Swaying, Tang Xifeng said, "Mhm!!"

Her eyes turned cross eyed and she collapsed, passing out.

Sister!

Wang Chunhua and Qin Rong quickly ran over to pick up the unconscious girl.

At this time, Ling Ming noticed Qin Rong's hair.

Pointing, he said, "Daughter, Father's curious. What with her?"

"Humph! Earlier she was fighting with Bai Guang and Little Lord Godkiller decided to take action. Father, he's a dangerous little bugger. Daughter personally saw him cut up a hill like tofu."

Suddenly, distant screams echoed in the street.

"Zhao Clan's Godkiller is on a rampage!"

"Clear the road, no one block the way if you wanna live! Lord Godkiller is cutting everything!"

Everyone in the Ling Clan closed their eyes.

Again, it was the Zhao Clan.

Suddenly, Tang Xifeng's popped open. "Zhao Clan? Those people are dangerous. Earlier, this Tang heard Small Disaster King almost wiped out Swallow Tail Inn. Something about Demon Mask having relations with Crooked Nose Hu Jiao."

Ling Ming's eyes popped open. Indeed, he went to go investigate those rumors. *1

Ling Fan however was thinking about Little Lord. Didn't it appear he had somehow escaped Zhao Wen? No, if Brother Zhao was out and about, he probably smelled his scent and got anxious. Ling Fan smirked. At least, at that time it wasn't her headache.

Clearing his throat, Ling Ming said, "Vice Chief Tang Xifeng, It's best you don't frequent the taverns for a month."

Tang Xifeng was about to respond, however, she passed out again.

"Father, it's best if we all go rest."

"Mhm."

"Everyone, lets return," commanded Ling Fan.

After arriving to her courtyard. Ling Fan immediately fell asleep. Soon she found herself in a cafeteria. She was surrounded by lots and lots of children. Where was she?

From the corner of her eye, she saw a kid fling a spoonful of food.

Splat!

Haaahahaha! How about you eat that Rey!

Rey?

Ling Fan looked over and indeed it was the little boy she had seen earlier. In shock, she looked about. Wasn't this an orphanage?

Splat!

Aren't you hungry? Don't you like our food? Eat, unlike you who doesn't have a mommy, mine made that for me this morning.

Rey's eyes teared up as got up and ran away.

Ling Fan followed and soon found him in a restroom. After washing his face, Rey's red puffy eyes stared into the mirror.

"Argggh!" he yelled, readying his fist.

"You punch that glass and you'll cut yourself," said Ling Fan

Rey froze and frantically looked about. "Who's there?"

"You don't remember me? That time at the park bench?"

"You're Miss Ghost!!!"

"Mhm. Is this an orphanage?"

"Miss Ghost, this is my school. As a girl, what are you doing in the boy's restroom?"

Boy's restroom?

Looking about, Ling Fan saw a row of urinals.

"Sh*t! I'll wait outside."

Immediately, she returned outside. However down the hall, the same boys were coming.

"You guy's hold him and then we'll take turns letting him be our punching bag," said the leader.

Ling Fan rushed back in. "Rey! Run, those boys are coming to beat you."

Rey was about to walk into a stall. His stomach tightened. In fact, he had to do the number 2.

"Fool, they'll be here any second!"

Yelling, Rey ran out and Ling Fan chased after. Her nose tingled, because she realized he let out a silent one.

"There he is, after him!!"

Rey was about to go up the stairs, when Ling Fan said, "Not up there. They'll trap you on the roof and then its over. Outside! You have to hide outside until the bell rings."

Rey changed directions

"Who the hell are you! Why are you haunting me?" asked Rey.

Ling Fan looked back and the boys were getting tired. "Keep running, they're starting to lose their energy."

Suddenly, the school bell rang and Ling Fan jolted awake.

Looking about, Ling Fan realized she was in her chamber. However, what really brought her back to reality was Shensheng's voice.

"Little Junjie, any day now Little Genius will take you on your trial. Before you leave, you absolutely need to learn Progenitor's Silent Killer."

Junjie snorted.

"What you want those opticals that crazy girl talked about? Sigh, when next we see Little Genius, Progenitor will ask."

Ling Fan strode out, "Master you're here. Did Disciple just hear you are teaching our Junjie your Silent Killer?"

"Disciple, you've awaken. Sigh, Junjie's eyes are worse than anyone ever imagine. In attempting to teach him the Tusk Skewering Art, he missed his target 100% of the time. If he can learn Master's Silent Killer, then at least he'll have a defensive measure against enemies."

Ling Fan's eyes rolled. She considered a technique called Silent Killer a defensive technique? Wasn't it more like a trump card for assassins?

From the other chamber, strode out a young man who looked very similar to Mu Huizhong and Mu Huiqing, however, he had a eye patch.

Ling Fan asked, "You are?"

Shensheng snorted, "This is Mu Donghai, he's a cousin to Mu Psycho and Little Genius's fiance."

"Cousin? What's he doing here?"

Mu Huizhong's one good eye twitched. Through gritted teeth she said, "Gold Talisman Empyrean, Mu Donghai greets you. Earlier, Little Sister was recalled to the Clan. Therefore, this Mu was sent to replace her in guarding Zhao Tian Cai. However, in a letter, Cousin mentioned she owed you a debt and asked me to fulfill her promise. Most likely, Little Sister won't ever return."

A bright glorious smile broke across her face. Excitedly, she said, "Please wait, this Young Miss has something to do."

Ling Fan quickly returned to her chamber.

Junjie snorted.

"Little Junjie, when humans have to release their bowels, they have things called chamber pots. Indeed, the way you described her face, Disciple most certainly had a big one."

Mu Huizhong looked away in disgust. Little Hussy crapping? Wasn't this nasty information she'd be privy too for the next 30 days.

In reality, if anyone had followed Ling Fan, they would have quickly realized she was performing her victory dance and shaking her butt in the air.

Haaaaa! Haaaaa! That Psycho B*tch is gone for good! Starting today, my life will be so much better!"

Suddenly, two red beams cut through the walls of Ling Fan's chamber.

In the distance, she heard Tian Cai's voice, "Little Lord, how'd you know that was Mommy's abode?"

Ling Fan's face blackened.

"Junjie, did you see that, Big Brother has awakened as well."

Mu Huizhong, looked in the direction of the Zhao Clan. Tears welled into eyes like large clear droplets.

Master...Master your Huizhong has returned....Beloved, this maid will finally see her hearts desire.

"Little Lord, don't run! No one block him!!" roared Tian Cai.

Suddenly, the beams shot out again.

Mu Huizhong stiffened, realizing something wasn't right the wall behind her collapsed.

Pointing frantically, she asked, "By the Divinities, what are those beams?"

Ling Fan hurried out into her courtyard.

"ZHAO TIAN CAI!!! You dare damage my manor!?" roared Ling Fan.

Not even a breath later, the fat bunny hopped into Ling Fan's arms. All the Fierce Fairies were alarmed by the ruckus and red beams. Smoke curled endlessly from different parts of the manor and courtyard.

Tian Cai came running over, his face full of dejection.

"Little Lord! Why!?" he asked.

"Well?" roared Ling Fan."

Tian Cai scratched his head, "Big Sis Ling, its been a couple of days. Yet your beauty has grown a thousand times."

"Why's Little Lord cutting a path over here?" asked Ling Fan.

The Divine Pig, Zhu Shensheng appeared with Junjie. "Big Brother! You've awakened! Hurry and bow Junjie. Make it look like you want to eat your tail. Disciple, have your servants praise Big Brother."

Ling Fan rolled her eyes and motioned a servant over. Whispering, she ordered Shensheng's wishes. The servant shot a look at the bunny, his face becoming visibly pale. Quickly, the servant ran off and relayed the orders. The servants trembled in horror when looking at Little Lord. Clearing their throats, they began.

"Lord Godkiller, our Ling Clan is truly graced by your presences. Later we will build a statue to commemorate the occasion."

"Lord, never again shall this one eat rabbit...."

A beam shot out and burned a hole through the servant's head. He collapsed, not knowing how he died.

"Fool!" snorted Shensheng. "Big Brother never forgives those who eat rabbits."

Everybody hissed at the man's instant death.

Gritting her teeth, Ling Fan said, "Heed my command. Eating rabbits is absolutely forbidden on pain of death. No one even talks about it."

Wang Chunhua violently nudged Wang Chuntao. "You better not even think about it!"

Wang Chuntao's large knees wobbled uncontrollably.

Qin Rong elbowed Tang Xifeng and asked, "What's wrong with Sister Chuntao?"

"Ever since she first saw Lord Godkiller, she's had a monster of a craving for juicy rabbit legs."

A beam flashed and Tang Xifeng found the whole right side of her hair missing! Cold sweat poured down the back of her neck. Hadn't she almost died? The bunny even heard that?

Tian Cai looked over and saw Qin Rong. "Sister Qin, this? Little Brother sees that you cut your hair."

Qin Rong's face blackened.

Shensheng chortled, "Disciple you may not know but Big Brother likes to take the shortest path when he's excited. Earlier, he must've sensed Master's presence which triggered his desire to visit."

Tian Cai rolled his eyes.

Mommy! He wanted to see his Mommy!"

Ling Fan's eyes popped open in realization. However, half a breath later, she stiffened.

The rabbit purred and licked Ling Fan's cheek. "Mommy, bathroom."

Tian Cai immediately noticed her reaction. What did the little bugger just say?

A bright smile broke across Ling Fan's face. "Little Lord, you may not know but your Father has really strong hands. Also, his resistance to unholy smells is legendary. Wouldn't it be best if he took you to the latrine?"

Tian Cai shook. "What did you just say?"