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Choke Me Hero

" I want to f*ck them " Yes, This is the last wish of the Hero. After awakening Divine power "Allen" was recruited in the mission to kill the demon king but his comrade never helped him once. That B*tch saint of the temple never healed him once when he was injured. That Nobel B*tch because of her pride never helped me because i was a commoner and that magic tower B*tch tried all sort of experiment on just because i had super regeneration power. After the Battle with the Demon king Allen was injured and tried to ask for help from his comrade but they never helped him because the goddess took his power away " Balance of the World " as an excuse so now When the Goddess asked allen what reward he wants Allen says he wants to go back in time and Tame all those B*tches. Will allen be able to fullfil his dream of taming all those B*tches.......

Vugler · Fantasy
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145 Chs

73: Sex is forbidden

"James."

Looking at the Dwarven King, who couldn't make a decision easily, I looked for James.

James, who was watching the situation from Karen's side, pointed to his face with a short finger and then stepped forward and looked at me.

"Did you call me?"

"I'm trying to ease the king's worries."

"Yes?"

Perhaps my words were unexpected, and I could see James as well as all the dwarves in Daejeon looking at me.

And that's also true of Bahamons' double skeletons.

"Ask this skeleton just one thing."

I said to James, stroking the skeleton's shiny hair.

Maybe I didn't understand my meaning easily, so I saw James ask me with his eyes wide open.

"What?"

"If you enter the Demon King's Army, ask if it's okay to have sex."

"…"

James looked at me, then at the skull, with a look that didn't make sense of what I was saying.

Then I saw his beard-filled mouth open.

"You're asking all sorts of questions because of the hero. If the demon king goes in, can we have sex?"

I smiled as I looked at James, asking the skeleton with a confused face.

The funny thing is that all the dwarves in Daejeon are strangely waiting for the answer, even though they don't know the meaning of James' question.

"SEE X?"

And the skeleton answered James' question as if it were out of order, rattling his chin.

Seeing the strange reaction of the skeleton to the seemingly obvious question, the dwarves' expressions were strangely changed.

"Sex? How dare these filthy squires have sex with me, father of the dead, lord of the dead?! Sex is forbidden! If you join the Demon King's Army, sex is absolutely forbidden!"

The skeleton was screaming frantically, as if a seizure button had been pressed.

The expression of the dwarves was really lively when the word sex was forbidden, and I forced myself to laugh while watching the situation in the battle.

"No, sex is forbidden! I'd rather tell them all to die!"

"Where are you trying to sow that filthy seed in the world? Sex? Sex? Just die! Die all! Sex! You crazy bastards!"

In fact, I already knew that the skeleton—no, the Bahamons—would talk nonsense about the word sex.

And in fact, as the Bahamons said, it wasn't even that the Demon King's army was forbidden to have sex.

To say that a group to which the succubus belongs is forbidden to have sex is just nonsense.

'No, now that I think about it, Lilith is also a virgin, so it doesn't make any sense, right?'

Well, in fact, it wasn't my business to know whether or not the Demon King's army was forbidden to have sex.

"Look at it, it must be a skeleton kid!"

"Ah? Do I know? I didn't do that dirty deed on purpose. Leaving one's own genes in the world through breeding is nothing more than an apostle. The only true eternal life is to become an immortal being like me."

Watching the dwarves and skeletons argue fiercely, I recalled old memories.

Hero, actually, I didn't hate you.

-What?

You smelled like me. Hehe.

-Gibberish. Where are skeletons like you and me going?

There is such a thing. Like the thick scent of men who kept their chastity until the end...

The moment I heard that, I drove my sword straight into his life vessel.

Hero, sex is an evil thing.

Baja Monz was the one who said that until the very end, when his body collapsed.

So, Dwarves and Bahamons, who were by nature sexy, couldn't be on the same side in the first place.

'Baalnom, you made a mistake.'

I also thought Bahamons were the best choice to attack the dwarves' city, but if Baal wanted to subjugate the dwarves, Bahamons would be the worst choice.

Quick-.

While I recall old memories.

In the end, the ax lover blacksmith couldn't stand it and drove the ax into the head of the skeleton.

"I don't like you either, but this skeleton is the worst."

The blacksmith, who had destroyed the skeleton's skull at will, said that to me and turned to the king.

The atmosphere that seemed to be passed on to the demon king just a moment ago has disappeared as if washed.

"War, war! King!"

"This isn't just a war; it's a holy war! It is a temple!"

"If it's not sex, death!"

I sighed as I looked at the dwarves, who were eager to fight.

I doubted that the temple was really what the church was talking about, but I didn't think there would be any time to kill these rotten sacks of shit with my hands anyway.

**

"Hero, I have a question."

I couldn't see the dwarves wreaking havoc, so when I went to battle, Karen followed me.

As soon as Karen got away from her dwarves, she brought her words to me like that, and I looked at her with her puzzled expression.

"What?"

"What is sex?"

I naturally frowned at Karen's words.

It was because she did not think that Karen would not know about sex itself, and she pondered what philosophical meaning was hidden in the question.

"Sex is… It's sex."

"… I don't know what you mean by that. Seeing that the dwarves are making a fuss or that the lich is bad, it must be something real. It's just me who doesn't know something unpleasant."

I looked at her dumbfoundedly at Karen's words to her.

Because of what you're talking about, you don't really seem to know what sex is.

Come to think of it, Karen's personality made me think that she had endured the dirty jokes of the dwarves well.

But if she was sexually ignorant at all, she could explain all of her reactions to her.

'Ah, he said he grew up in the Mage Tower from a young age, right?'

Come to think of it, there was little chance that the slovenly old mages of the Mage Tower had given Karen proper sex education.

"How do you think babies are born?"

"Baby? A human child?"

I asked Karen that way just in case, and she replied, looking at me with an expression, asking why she asked such a thing.

Anyway, as I waited for an answer, Karen's unique worldview began to emerge.

"That, if you want it with your mom and dad, wouldn't the universe bring it to you?"

'These crazy young people?'

I gritted my teeth as I remembered the old mages of the Mage Tower who infused strange ideas into Karen's worldview.

"Do you see your cock?"

"Isn't a cock a hole for a man's urine to come out of, and a pussycat a hole for a woman's urine to come out of?"

At least she couldn't deceive her body parts, but Karen knew the concept of a cock and a pussycat.

Seeing Karen's expression on her face as to why she asked such a simple thing, I asked her a question..

"Seriously, are you curious about what sex is?"

And, as expected, Karen was nodding her head with a determined expression in response to my question.

**

"Are you Geno?"

Genoa was currently entering the order located in the ecliptic.

It was quite a distance from the Caliban estate where she was taking office to Lydea, the ecliptic, but Genoa ran her horse with all her true strength.

She didn't like the idea of bringing her saintess with her, but it was a request from her hero, not from anyone else.

And at the words of the hero, who said that she had no one to trust except herself, Genoa could not rest properly and quickly headed to the ecliptic.

Seeing Genoa suddenly return to her church, the paladins guarding her church greeted her with a surprised look on her face.

However, Genoa did not hesitate to receive their greetings, and she headed straight into the church.

Because I had to find her saintess as soon as possible and bring her to her hero.

"Why, why are you coming so late?"

However, Genoa did not need to find her saintess.

Her saintess, who had already prepared for her journey, was waiting for her, stamping her feet as if she knew in advance that she would come.

"How will I come?"

Genoa asked her saintess with a puzzled look on her face, but her saintess did not answer.

"Slow, hurry up. I'm leaving right away."

Seeing the saintess speak as if she were urging herself on, Genoa felt a sense of injustice.

Even though she ran without stopping, she was astonished by the saintess' attitude toward her as if she had been late, and she could have said that the reason the saintess arrived late to her warrior was because of her. .

"I ran as best I could. Are you slow?"

"Ah! Alright, let's go quickly! I mean, I'm pushed back again!"

The saintess of hers shouted at Genoa as if she were hysterical, and Genoa nodded her head with a confused face at her unexpected reaction from her saintess to her.

I don't know why, but it was because she also felt a strange sense of anxiety at her desperate-looking saintly appearance.

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