Chapter 6: Thicc Thighs saves Lives

White POV

"Now then how should I handle this?" I thought as the bullhead fell through the sky. I have no doubt that Mama Raven was behind this. You know in the fandom of RWBY there is a surprising amount of people who like the moms of the RWBY more than RWBY themselves and while I can't really complain about their preferences.

The parents of RWBY are just some of the worst. Willow is an alcoholic who lives to see the bottom of a wine bottle. Summer chose her duty more than her family. Raven is a power hungry coward the same as the worst character in the series. And Kali was the only one who was actually the best parent who will support you no matter what.

Maybe that's why there are a substantial R34 of her than the others or maybe that's because she was a catgirl, but you know the MMD's in youtube that actually has the MILF Squad? Maybe I should complete the set myself?

You know what? Sure.

But for now, I should think about how to fight Raven. Now I have tested out my demonic heritage. I have tested out my cursed energy and even as a blazer. But I haven't tested out the full potential of the persian god of darkness himself.

And there is now time like the present to actually test it out so…

"Master!" 2B hugged me as if to protect me as the bullhead finally impacted the ground. Ah I forgot because of my inner monologue but 2B did her best to actually stabilize the bullhead itself but when she saw how hopeless it was she finally just decided to protect me herself.

"2B, thanks for the save but you know I can regenerate any damage done to me right?" I mean as an android she should have perfect memory and it should be in her data but, it can't be that she forgot right? "Did you forget? Do you need to have some maintenance done to you?"

"My primary directive is to keep you safe and protect you Master." Ah, well that is true but- "Even if I know that you are going to be fine, Master, I still have to protect you unless you order me to have a task to override that command." I keep forgetting that 2B is an android that will always follow my command.

"Thank you 2B, continue to do your duty happily." I can only say thank you to her. She did fulfill her duty. "Now then, let's go greet the uncultured swines who crashed our trip huh."

"Of course Master, I will punish them all for disturbing you." 2B made a kind of normal threat but this was actually the first time that I have seen her frown. She was usually so emotionless but that slight frown really stuck right now.

I ignored that and just put it in the back of my mind and proceeded to open the door of the bullhead and stepped outside.

And immediately my eyes landed on a woman with a red and black kimono and a mask that couldn't hide the mane of black hair that flowed down to her back. But the most eye-catching things about her were two things; her sword and her short ass skirt.

This fucking MILF is wearing a skirt like one of those school girls in anime. Does she think that she is still young or something? I mean she had great thighs, it doesn't help that I have a fetish for thighs…

People fight over Tits or Ass, but I firmly believe that 'Thicc Thighs Save Lives' Thighs is where it is at. And Raven definitely has great thighs. She has muscular thighs because she keeps up at her training being a Bandit Queen and a Huntress but she also has the right amount of fat that I can see helps shape her thighs into a soft and womanly shape.

Fuck I am actually getting excited to get her now. But that can wait until the fight, because a fight is inevitable at this point. Shooting down my bullhead is unforgivable.

And then there is her sword.

Such a dumbass idea of a sword, not to mention a katana or odachi she has. The best thing about a katana, the romance of it is the first thing; it's just plain cool. Second thing is that it is a piece of metal that was folded over and over to make it solid.

A katana is a single piece of metal that is only held together with one piece of bamboo stick in the handle. It's supposed to last basically and the skill you have with the blade will be the only thing that will preserve it or something like that anyway.

But she just has a handle and numerous dust blades in the form of a single edged blade. Which means she expects her blades to be broken. And she makes her blades into numerous dust blades.

And while it does make her more versatile, to me it just doesn't make her cool. She doesn't have just that one blade that she will master to it's ultimate peak of skill but she also doesn't have the one rule of weapons in the world of RWBY.

It's also a gun. Which just disappoints me.

And then next to her is the cocky faker, Vernal.

She was actually the woman who did a T-pose to us.

Vernal is a young woman with a brown vest and short hair with blue eyes. She was a decoy created by Raven to hide her power being a Maiden. I hated her in the series. Because she was so cocky thinking she has power.

Girl thought she was a main character when she was barely a side character let alone a supporting character. And most of all I hate her smug face.

Raven must have made her fly with wind magic and stuck us with lightning. She must have thought that if we saw that power we would be much easier to deal with.

"Surrender and we won't hurt you much!" Vernal shouted at us with an annoying smug smile plastered on her face.

But I just ignored her and focused on Raven behind her. "Well now, what does a maiden want with little old me?" I looked at Raven with a mysterious smile.

"Haa!? How do you know about that huh!? No, it doesn't matter but now that you know that we can't just let you lea-" This annoying little bitch…

"Can you shut up? I'm not talking to you weakling, I'm talking to Raven Branwen." I pointed right at Raven who was solid as a rock but slowly, ever so slowly she raised her hand and took off her bird mask and finally I could see her blood red eyes.

Oh shit, now I really want her. That cold look is really doing something to me. I want to break this Big tiddy goth mommy right now.

"What are you talking about?" Really, you took off your mask and everything, that basically confirms you're the maiden.

"Don't worry I won't tell Goth Mommy Salem that you're the maiden, though you don't really have to worry about her when you're mine anyways."

"When I'm yours?" She had a strange look on her face, she must have thought that she was just going to be kidnapping an amateur fighter and a spoiled rich kid. But what she got was someone who knows too much. Even secrets that Ozpin himself shouldn't know.

"Don't worry, when you're mine she won't get to touch you and you will be protected, after all that's all you wanted right? To feel safe in this world where that immortal bitch can't threaten you."

Her calm expression now had an annoyed tint to it.

"Ooohh! I like that expression, it looks like it's time to fight then. 2B take care of the plain one. I'll take care of the goth mommy. By the way this is all your fault," I gestured to the two women that were going to kidnap me or something as I reached behind me to hide the fact that I am magically making two weapons appear from nothing. "Die upside down, Verg Avesta."

I let the curse flow through me as my hands grasped the two weapons that the Heroic Spirit Angra Mainyu had; Zarich and Tawrich. Oh wait, I should also take off my long coat and undershirt shouldn't I, silly me I don't want them to be stained with blood after all, my blood that is, hahaha~

I then dashed towards the goth mommy as I prepared to die and get hurt from all of this.

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Raven POV

I thought it was luck that I came upon the new head of the Schnee Dust Company. I saw the brat fighting against someone in the middle of the forest. To think that the brat of the Schnee was so stupid to only take one guard when he was travelling.

I don't even know where he was going but this is an opportunity for the tribe to become more safe and powerful. If we can exploit this spoiled brat then we can have the only dust flowing through us.

We would be the only one that will have dust on the continent except for Atlas.

Of course this would be a secret as we can't afford to get her attention. I have heard that there were several dust robberies going on everywhere, but none were as many as in Vale. She must have been the one making the moves there. Because dust was disappearing too fast and it was all done by one man.

Torchwick may have joined that lunatic for some plan, or he was threatened and he couldn't do anything about it.

This is why power is so important in this world. It's a dog eat dog world out there and the biggest dog of all is the Queen of the Grimm.

And now I have an opportunity right in front of me to actually gain more dust than anyone else in the world as long as I play my cards right.

Though I thought the brat was all talk, he was pretty fast.

He closed the distance between us so fast that I couldn't help but react instinctively to block and slash him immediately.

And he was so careless as to not even dodge, did he freeze up when he realized that he was about to die? Many people will fuck up in their first battle but to freeze up like this… he really is a pathetic child.

Someone who was only given power through his family connection. At least he is better than some as he actually tried to battle with me.

My slash went through his entire torso as a diagonal cut was made on his body and blood spurted out of him in droves.

He doesn't even have Aura? I don't know if it's bravery or stupidity that made him fight me then. Everyone knows that Aura is the lifeblood of those powerful and he doesn't even have his active.

"Master!" The weak girl that was with him, someone who would subject themselves to serve this boy is even more pathetic than him, called out to her Master.

"I'm fine 2B! Focus on your own battle." Well I have to give it to him that he has guts at least. "Your sword was pretty fast, I just didn't expect that so I wasn't able to catch it. Let's give it a second go shall we?"

He grinned a bloody smile at me. Enough, I don't even like torturing someone that much you know.

I once again slashed toward him from the right this time, now making a large X appear on his body, but surprisingly before the cut made it through the whole way, he caught Omen on one of his demented blades.

He proceeded to raise up his other weapon over my blade. I see now, he intends to shatter my weapon. I went ahead and thrusted Omen into his stomach to make him stagger and penetrated his body, piercing his insides. He better be grateful, we need him alive so I missed his vitals intentionally.

What I didn't expect was for him to forcefully pull his weapon up dragging my weapon that was lodged deep inside him making his wounds bigger and hit his organs in what should be a fatal wound.

He then once more raised his other weapon and pounded on Omen's blade and shattered the dust blade that was currently equipped to it.

"Hehe, One Down!" He once more grinned a bloody smile. How can you smile like that when you are more beaten up than your opponent? I will give you that though.

"I commend you, you were able to shatter one blade of mine. In exchange for foolishly wounding yourself even more, however if your only goal was to shatter one of my blades then you really are foolish." Though I couldn't help but admire his tenacity, to be able to smile through an experience like this…

"Hehe, are you amazed by me now Goth Mommy?" He asked as he kneeled on the ground.

"Stop calling me that, unfortunately we can't let you die and you have too severe wounds to let you heal normally. Looks like we have no choice but to awaken your aura." Awakening an aura is supposed to be a sacred act but it can't be helped.

"Ha! You think I've given up? You're wrong!" He once again got up, which is surprising with his chest bleeding out and his stomach having a gushing wound. "As long as I can hold my weapons I won't give up."

"Hm, then lose them you shall!" I dashed towards him this time while sheathing Omen to switch to a different dust blade, a green one for wind dust focused on cutting.

I swung Omen feinting to take his head and he instinctively raised his weapons up to block, he really is an amateur. I directed my attack to his wrists and stabbed both of his arms to make sure he could no longer even hold his arms up.

"It's over, surrender and I will save your life or you will be left here dying with no hope."

"Yeah, it really is over. You lost and I am once again victorious." What is this fool talking about? Or did the blood loss affect his head now? Shit I can't afford to let him die here, at least not yet.

"Just give up, a bloody fool is what you are no-"

"Verg Avesta!" Those strange words were once more uttered and all I felt was pain.

What?

Cough Cough

Blood fell from my lips as my upper body burned with pain and my arms felt heavy as lead. What? How did I get damaged, my aura was intact, in fact it was healing me right now.

I could see the glowing effects of my aura as it desperately tried to heal me but it was slow going.

The Schnee brat stood up and like nothing ever happened to him, all his wounds were nowhere to be seen. It was as if all his wounds were transferred to me. But that's impossible because he doesn't have any aura.

Unless he turned it off himself? But only an insane person would turn their aura off during battle.

"So how was it? All the wounds that you inflicted upon me were immaculate aren't they?" Even through the haze of my mind I could hear him. It's been so long since I was damaged but I wouldn't be a huntress if I couldn't even survive the superficial wounds I gave him.

But the problem was the wound in my stomach. Fuck, this bastard dragged my sword deeper into his body and hit all kinds of things in there. How was he even able to stand after all this damage?

"You bastard…"

"Now now, Raven, no need to curse your new owner hehehe!" This fucking creep was looming over my body.

But Vernal should be finishing up her battle now she shou-

"Hey 2B! Are you done?" The bastard saw me looking over to where our companions were doing battle and called out to his servant.

"I am finished Master, your battle prowess once more amazed me and I saved your figure in my memories." He called out just to make me give up hope, damn it.

"Now sleep, and when you wake up you will be mine." He struck me with fist and as my consciousness flew away I couldn't help but resent the last visage that I saw. My weak self reflected in his blue eyes.

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White POV

Well now, that was fun. Using Angra Mainyu's abilities would normally be risky for a normal person but when you are a demon who can regenerate from anything, hehehe. I have become a perfect menace from battle.

Though I think I shouldn't get into the habit of intentionally receiving my opponents' attacks.

Anyways Smug Bandit and Goth Mommy Getto Daze!!!

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Yang POV

It's been a few weeks and days now but Ruby and Weiss are still sleeping on the same bed.

I don't even know what's happening anymore but is that why Ruby is so shy?

Maybe Ruby actually prefers the same gender but I have seen her reading those girly magazines with those boys posing with their half naked bodies. Maybe this is just a phase. I mean Weiss is having a hard time right now.

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Ruby POV

"Hey Weiss, can we go and buy Guns & Smith on our next outing to the city?"

"Hmph, I don't know why you would even want that dirty magazine you dolt! Don't tell me you were influenced by Blake! Even though you already have me…"

"What? No! I am not a pervert like Blake!-"

Hey! I heard that!

"Because you are Blake! No, I just want to see all those new weapons that are coming out!"

"Haa, Fine you big dolt, we can buy some weapon magazines on our next outing!"

"Yay! Thanks Weiss!!!"

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A/N:

Sorry for being late guys and

Hello again, an extra long chapter this one, so have fun. Love you guys!!!

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