"Nasties!" -Plagg
"Ah, gross! You two are nasty!" Plagg screeches.
You and Adrien quickly split apart, and laugh breathlessly.
"Ugh! I risk my neck coming here to get you two fixed up so I won't have to deal with your dumb teenage angst, and is how you repay me?!" He continues, still yelling.
"Wait, what? You came here because you didn't want us to fight?" Adrien asks.
You give a mock gasp and say, "Plagg! Do you, ?"
"If you mean I care about my sanity then yes! Because I couldn't keep that with this nerd being all mopey!" Plagg says, flying over and bopping Adrien on the head.
"Sure, sure. So that was the only reason?" Adrien asks.
"Of course. That's how I always am with my holders and their love lives. I don't want them all sad and longing because that's too much non-cheese gooey stuff. Plus they're usually predictable and just end up with their Ladybug anyway." He says and rolls his eyes.
"Aww, is that why you actually like us? Cause we're different?" You tease.
"That has nothing to do with anything! I just wanted you to know the movie went off! Plus I figured I should make sure you hadn't killed him or anything. Apparently the only risk was suffocation!"
You feel your face get warm, and glance to Adrien to see he looks red.
Plagg laughs, and asks for cheese.
"Uh, sure. There's some in the fridge." You tell him.
"Thanks. Now I gotta go, before the "gravitational pull" between you two gets too great." He responds, doing his best air quotes.
He quickly phases away, leaving you and Adrien to your blushing.
"Do you think he actually came here to help us?" You ask.
"Yeah, maybe. He may not show it, but he really does care." Adrien responds.
"He's sweet."
"Sometimes. He can be a bit, hmm, chaotic?"
"I can see that." You giggle.
"You know what I see?" Adrien asks.
"What?"
"An ameowzing, wonderfurl girl." He says, winking and taking your hand.
"I swear, you are cheesier than Plagg."
"Did you see what I left on your balcony? You'll really think so then."
"No, but now I gotta!" You say, and quickly go to unlock the doors.
When you get out, you look around until you see what he meant.
On your chair lays the jacket you'd forgotten at Alya's, arranged to look like a heart.
You laugh and turn to Adrien, who followed you outside.
"Yep. Cheesier than Plagg, and that is an accomplishment."
"I know, I know. I take great pride in my work."
"I really hate to ruin your hard work, but I have to take this in, wouldn't want it getting rained on or anything." You chuckle and pick up the jacket, moving past Adrien to go back inside.
But before you make it, he slinks an arm around your waist and pulls you to him.
"Hi." He says.
"Hey." You respond, feeling flushed at the close proximity, which is silly, considering what was going on before Plagg interrupted.
"I know I didn't see you any less than normally, but I just missed you so much today." He confesses.
"I know what you mean, I felt that way too. Maybe because we were also distant in heart or something else philosophical like that."
"Maybe. I'm just glad this didn't stretch out longer, and be a whole ordeal."
"Me too. I should've known you wouldn't do that. Especially with Lila."
"It was a gut reaction, I don't blame you for anything. And there's no "especially" about it. I don't want to kiss anyone but you. I purromise."
You smile, and peck him on the lips.
"I purromise too."
"Then it's settled. If Lila or anybody else tries to cause drama like this again, we won't jump to conclusions."
"Good plan. I'm sorry I did that to begin with." You say, feeling guilty.
"And I'm sorry I let it happen. Y'know, I'm pretty sure I felt Plagg poking at me when she was coming over."
"Aww! I think he ships us."
"Can you blame him? Who wouldn't? We're adorable!" Adrien says, planting his lips onto yours.
You smile into the kiss and agree, after pulling apart.
"We are indeed. Do you think he has a ship name for us?" You giggle, slipping away to hang up the jacket.
"Purrobably." He says, shutting the balcony doors.
"You are really turning up the puns tonight, huh?" You remark.
"Always do!"
"Hey, you wanna know my favfurite pun?" He asks.
"Sure, though I assume I'll be hearing it either way."
But to your surprise, he doesn't answer, instead he tackles you to the bed.
You blush as he hovers over you, smirking.
"Well well well. Looks like you, my dear, are under Agreste." He says.
Completely forgetting your position, you burst out laughing.
"Ok, that one pretty good." You manage to say.
"What do you mean that one? All my puns are purrfect!" He cries in mock offense.
"That may be a stretch." You tease.
"Oh shush! You love my puns, and you know it!"
"Yeah yeah. Maybe I do."
He smirks, and leans down to kiss you, but right as you close your eyes, you notice Plagg flying in.
"Oh jeez! This is even worse!" He shouts, covering his eyes.
Adrien quickly jumps off you, landing beside you on the bed.
"It's not what it looks like!" He insists.
"It looks like you two are up here being a couple of nasties!"
You laugh, as Plagg looks on in disdain.
"We were just kidding around." Adrien explains, but Plagg won't take it.
"I come up here to be nice, and say you've run out of cheese. And once again, you ungrateful people repay me like !" He says.
"Oh Plagg. Maybe you're the nasty one, since we were being completely innocent." You respond.
"Don't try to throw this off on me! Besides, that definitely didn't look completely innocent! I'm just glad no clothes have been lost!"
"Plagg!!" Adrien says, turing bright red.
"Can't blame me for being relieved!"
But before the conversation can continue, you hear the front door open.
"Crap! Hide! Quickly!!" You whisper shout.
"What? Where?!" Adrien replies in the same tone.
"Anywhere! You too Plagg!"
"Uhh, claws out!" Adrien says quickly, and as soon as possible, runs out the balcony doors and jumps off.
You almost panic, before remembering the superpowers and everything.
"Y/n? We're home!" You hear your father call, so you quickly run down.
"Hey, guys! How was the movie?"
"It was great!" S/n says, and starts to tell you about it.