Go Broke or Go Home

[Error information incomplete]

[Loading saved system]

[Saved system not found]

*Ding*

[User Fei Ling discovered importing data]

[Compatibility Error Soul body not found]

[Configuring User]

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

*Ding*

[Task complete Welcome user Fang Yun]

Fang Yun clutched his head tightly as an intense pain that could rip anyone's souls right out of their body, "Fuckkkkkkkk it hurts, shit shit shit what stupid thing is this AHHHHH"

Scream echoes throughout 5 kilometers around the lake, it continues for around 10 minutes. If someone was there they would have noticed that the sound of the screams was raspy at first, but after sometimes those screams changed into moans of pleasure

"what is this feeling I feel so weird Ahhhh~"

*Ding*

[Planet Blue Stream]

[Data corrupted No information on Planet]

[Show user information?]

[Y/N]

Fang Yun was still clutching his head "Fucking hell why the fuck is all this information keep popping up and every god damn time it's pop it's so fucking loud especially that Ding sound, can't I just change the sound of it or something?"

*Ding*

"Ahhh"

[Notification Method Changed]

[Using Fei Ling memories as prototype]

*Whoosh*

[Hello master would you like to look at your information?]

A cute voice of something like an anime girl asked

"Wow what a beautiful voice, now this is more like it, what should I call yo- ... I mean artifact? system?"

There was no reply, so Fang Yun just said "Yes, I would like to see my information"

[Ok master]

*ding*

[User Fang Yun]

[Age : 16/???]

[Cultivation: Crippled]

[Fortune Points: 0]

[Mana Pool: 0]

[Soul Extraction: 1]

[Essence Extraction: 1]

[Partners: 1]

[Lucky Draws Remaining: 5]

[??????????????: 1]

"What the hell is this, aren't I suppose the get some good stuff? what the hell is this bullshit? and why are their so many missing information here?, how can you be so heartless when you have such a pretty voice, hmmp"

After looking through all the information carefully, Fang Yun was both excited and depressed " what does it mean by crippled? I feel fine and all that jazz, why is their 2 ages does it has something to do with, Eeeeeee? I can't remember, meh whatever. Fortune Points? fuck another term I don't understand"

While Fang Yun was Sulking, a wolf that was hiding near by caught scent of a human, it slowly walk to the location where Fang Yun was, the grass around the lake are quite tall in comparison to the wolf, so it stalks undetected

"Eeeee? lucky Draws, what are those"

*Ding*

[Would master like to use the luckydraw system?]

[Y/N]

"Hahahahaha there is something good in this world, maybe I can get this cripple status out, even though I don't know where I'm crippled, Yes"

As the wolf was about to pounce an intense shock wave radiated from Fang Yun and bright green light shine out from around his body and he disappeared, The wolf that was about to pounce on him whimpered and walk away looking for it's next prey.

[Welcome to the Lucky Draw]

[First time user detected]

[First 5 draws are free]

[Bonus Luck for first time users activated]

[May Luck be with You]

"Cool, but why am I floating in the sky?"

Fang Yun surroundings are as if he was skydiving but not falling down, he was floating on the sky

"Well I guess that is what you call a mile high experience, haahahahaha. Let's see what this gacha machine will give me"

Infront of Fang Yun there is a Green screen with the words

[Draw +5 Luck]

[Draw 1 Draw 10 Draw 100]

The draw 1 is in green color, while the draw 10 and draw 100 are in grey

Fang Yun slowly places his hand on the [Draw 1] icon

*A sound of a slot spinning*

[Congratulations]

[Item obtained]

[Cultivation Manual: Dancing Phoenix and soaring Dragons]

"Hahahahah I've made in life now, if I sell this thing I'll be stinky rich hahahahaah"

[Item info]

[A dual Cultivation method that uses the pleasure of both the cultivator and their partners to improve his cultivation]

[Requirements: ???????]

*Ding*

[User unable to learn due to status as crippled]

"God fucking dammit, just when everything looks bright this kind of message pops up" Fang Yun though while grinding his teeth and clenching his fist.

"Whatever next draw, Eeeeeee?Where did the +5 Luck go?

On the screen infront of Fang Yun there was only the word [Draw]

"Don't tell me that it's possible that I won't even get anything else? I couldn't be that unlucky right? hehehe, I better start praying first before I do more draws"

Reaching that point in his train of thought he started to clap his hands and shaking his head back and forth and then shouting "Go for Broke, hiya" the. he press the draw button 3 times

[Better Luck next time]

[Better Luck next time]

[Better Luck next time]

3 consecutive message pops up after he start drawing, black lines were starting to grow on his face "Fucking bullshit ,money devouring, luck stealing motherfucking gacha, how can you treat a first time custo- I mean user like this, man I'm so mad"

Fang Yun took 3 deep breaths "Okay maybe I should chant something else, 1 2 3 this gacha is gonna fuck me" after chanting Fang Yun used all his strength to slap the draw icon

*Heavenly music starts playing*

*Sounds of Horse feet stomping the ground*

Green light began to shine from the drawing screen, it was so brith that the entire sky surrounding Fang Yun turn green. "Hahahahahaha this time I must have luck out something awesome, come come my lucky star"

*Zap*

[Congratulations]

[Fortune skill Obtain]

[Skill Name: Let's risk it all]

[Skill Description]

[Every time an event with only 50% chance will turn to your favor. If the chance are not 1 in 2 , the skill will not be activated. Only something with a chance of occuring 1 out of 2 times. For example a coin flip, it can only have 2 outcomes]

[First skill use is free]

[Requirement : 1 Fortune point and 1 Mana Pool essence]

As Fang Yun read the skill Description, his eyes started to twich." That is a really good skill, there's no doubt about it, But WHY IN THE WORLD DOES IT REQUIRES SO MUCH TO USE, FUCKKKK"

[Draw complete]

[Returning User]

[Other Lucky Draws will not teleport user away anymore]

[Have a safe Trip]

*Whoosh*

Fang Yun is now back at the lake side looking more depress than ever