That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Comedic Relief Tragic Backstory Doctor Deer (One Piece X OC)

-Fanfic Idea Start-

Why the long title, you may ask?

Well, because this HAS to sound like some cheap light novel or fanfic.

Because just calling it "I got Reincarnated as FUCKING CHOPPER"

Would sound boring.

Well, to me it doesn't.

BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY CHOPPER.

LOOK AT ALL THIS SNOW AROUND ME?!

IT'S COLD DESPITE THE FUR THING WRAPPING MY HUMANOID DEER BUTTHOLE!

WHY DO I KNOW RANDOM ASS MEDICAL SHIT?!

I CAN BARELY SHOVE A PLASTER ON A CUT FROM MY HOUSEHOLD CAT, YOU EXPECT ME TO CURE CANCER OR SOME SHIT?!

Nah, fuck that.

My goal is simple.

...

...

...WHAT KIND OF GOAL DOES A WALKING-TALKING REINDEER MAN HAVE?!

"Oi, Luffy, look at that thing."

"JOIN MY CREW!"

"Ya got drugs? You definitely look like you got some."

"Heh?"

"Not talking to you, stretchy balls guy who apparently can turn into a Looney Tunes God. I'm talking about Pinocchio over there."

-Fanfic Idea End-

As you can probably tell.

This is pure, unadulterated crackfilled comedy.

Like if Chopper suddenly became Ted (That one slur machine of a teddy bear, ya know from that movie.)

Which One Piece easily accommodates and even encourages.

I haven't seen a Chopper reincarnation (Maybe there is one, but I haven't read it).

Brother will probably not be OP.

Brother will be dying on the inside.

And brother will definitely NOT be curing any cancer or any other incurable disease.