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Bunny Must Die

Expanded with the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit as the protagonist, except that this jade rabbit is not a female rabbit, but a male rabbit, and a plebs that crosses from the Earth, with teeth that can crush anything, there is nothing he can't eat, and since then in order to fill his stomach and protect Miss Chang'e, he has embarked on the road of no return, and the gods and Buddhas all hate it.

DaoistRySWUu · Fantasy
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30 Chs

Small black

Although Qin Shou's fighting ability is not strong, the speed of running is not boastful!

Wu Gang can't catch up with him, let alone the loser in front of him?

What's more, Qin Shou never gave up his vigilance. He jumped back almost instantaneously, avoiding the other side's big hand and jumping out of the other side's arrest range.

When the man failed to catch it, his eyes relaxed a lot

Qin Shou said, "What are you doing?"

The man looked at the rabbit with a silly face and said, "Didn't he see it? His eyes are bad and his ears are deaf? It's so best. If you have the chance, catch him and kill him. Eating the rabbit can also replenish a little vitality and accelerate recovery. Unfortunately, just missed..."

Although Qin Shou doesn't understand why this guy is arresting himself, Qin Shou understands that this grandson has no good intentions!

Such people can never be saved!

But go ahead and kill him?

Qin Shou is a little uncertain about the combat effectiveness of the other side. If he can't fight, won't he be equal to delivery delivery? The key is that there is no service charge!

Since I can't fight, I'm mad at you!

At this time, the man began to look weak again and said, "I just want to be close to you. What are you running for?"

Qin Shou continued to play silly and said, "I don't know what to run. Let's estimate the conditioned reflex. Do you know what is called conditioned reflex?"

The man shook his head subconsciously.

Qin Shou sat down on the ground and said, "Look at your stupid appearance, I know it, but you certainly don't know it. Today, I have time to tell you about it. The so-called conditioned reflex is a person... Yes, it has to start with a person. People are two-legged animals..."

Qin Shou spoke for more than ten minutes in a gibberish.

Qin Shou paused and said, "Oh, did you just say conditioned reflex? I said digression. Let's start again. The conditioned reflex starts with a dog, and the dog is a four-legged animal..."

When the man heard this, he burst out a mouthful of blood and said angrily, "I will kill..."

Qin Shou listened, touched a stone on the side and asked, "What are you talking about?"

The man's ferocious face suddenly became affable, and he still tried to keep his tone calm and gentle, and then tried to squeeze out a smile and said, "I said, I will kill chicken for you later."

The rabbit made a finger ring and said, "Zhang Yi! By the way, what did you just say?"

"Just water! Don't talk nonsense, I want water!" The man was blown up by the wordy rabbit breath.

Qin Shou shook his ears and said, "I see. Just a glass of water, right? It's water, right?"

The man's heart is bitter. Why is this communication so strenuous! He swore that when he was healed, he must kill the rabbit, hang it up and bake it! At the same time, he shouted, "Yes!"

Qin Shou stretched out his paw and said, "A magic weapon and a glass of water, check out."

"What? Poof!" The man's old blood spurted out the effect of the fountain.

Qin Shou quickly stepped back and said, "A magic weapon, a glass of water, with a clear price tag. You can choose whether to drink or not, but you can't dirty my hair, or you will lose money."

The man stared at Qin Shou angrily. If he hadn't failed to cross the robbery, his body would have been empty and could not move. He really wanted to eat the rabbit alive!

However, people under the eaves have to bow their heads. Their own people understand their own situation. Once the bridge of flight breaks, the ghost knows where it will fall.

He did not fall into the monster pot, which was lucky.

Now the vitality of the whole body is withered by lightning. If it hadn't been for the vitality of the heart, I would have died. However, this vital energy can only be used to hang your life and hurt others, unless you are desperate! But work hard on such a rabbit? It is obviously not worth it. It is the king's way to deal with the big monster and protect yourself at the critical moment.

As for self healing? This is a long time... He doesn't know how long he will be well.

He was even more uncertain about whether there were any other ferocious monsters besides this cheap rabbit.

If there is, he will be left here. I'm afraid he will die and die!

Therefore, at present, he is not suitable to offend the rabbit in front of him.

If the rabbit can provide him with water, or help him find a safe place to settle down, he will find another opportunity to stew the rabbit and make up for his health, which will make a lot of money.

So the man tried to suppress his anger and squeeze out a smile that he thought was the sweetest, and said, "You see I'm all like this, like a magic weapon?"

Ouch

As a result, the rabbit looked at his smile, turned around decisively and vomited

The man's face suddenly turned black

The rabbit waved his hand without turning back and said, "Take away your expression. It's disgusting..."

The man's face was blacker... but he withdrew his expression.

The rabbit then turned back and sat opposite him, holding his paws on his chest, and muttered like a human: "You have nothing. Why should I give you water? No, you fell from the sky. You can go up to the sky. Can you really have nothing?"

The man immediately said, "Brother Rabbit..."

"Who's smaller? Isn't that better than mine?" The rabbit suddenly got angry and waved at the man's crotch.

The man's face changed from black to green in an instant... but still gnashing his teeth and trying to ensure that he would not be angry to death, he smiled: "Yes, yes, Brother Rabbit."

Qin Shou clapped his hands, then touched the man's head and said, "This is cute, good boy, come on, what are you going to do? By the way, you don't have a name yet? Well, if you speak so hard, don't say it. You are so black and the ham sausage is so small, you should call it Xiaohei."

The man touched his head at Qin Shou. When he heard this, his tears immediately fell down... He was the leader of the Wuling Immortal Sect, the first immortal master of the Wuling Immortal Sect. When was he so touched and called my brother? Or give him a name, Xiao Heihei? Black sister, you little ghost!

He swore that he would not tell this memory if he was killed! Besides, this rabbit must die! You must peel and bake! Broken bones, ground into powder and soaked in water!

No matter how fierce his heart is, the man tried to keep smiling and said, "Brother Rabbit, I failed in my ascent, and all the magic weapons were shattered by the thunder. It's a miracle that I can live, but as for the magic weapons, it's really not there. If you don't believe it, you can turn it over."

After the man said this, he lay there with a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

Qin Shou looked at each other's eyes and knew that what this guy said was probably true.

But Qin Shou is not willing!

He can clearly feel that the feeling of fullness in his body is slowly disappearing. Once it disappears, he will start to be hungry. Once you are hungry to a certain extent, you will fall into a dying state

He doesn't want to die, nor does he want to see Chang'e grow white hair for him!