Our advantage - handsome

Qin Shou played a cautious eye and didn't take risks, which doesn't mean he didn't do it

Chang'e also didn't know whether she heard Qin Shou's meaning. Anyway, she was very happy.

Chang'e rubbed Qin Shou's hair and said, "Go, take a bath for you!"

Qin Shou listened to the bath, and his ears immediately dropped... It's boring to wash alone!

After taking a bath, I ate.

Chang'e and Qin Shou sat at the door, wondering how to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival in half a month.

"You really can't dance?" Qin Shou asked suspiciously.

Chang'e tooted her mouth and said, "I don't know how to dance at all. I jumped when I was young, and I also jumped when I was in the world of Earthly Fairy. But I don't often dance... I haven't danced for so many years, and I'm sure I can't. What's more, it's a peach pageant! Fairies all over the world will go there, and there must be people who can dance very well inside. It's humiliating for me to go up. Alas... I feel we are doomed."

Qin Shou listened and raised his eyebrows and said, "Why don't we dig two pits first? Anyway, it's dead to go there. It's better to bury yourself before going there. You can also choose a place to die, the size of the coffin, the time of death, and even the posture."

As soon as Chang'e heard it, she raised her hand and gave him a slap. Her ear was skewed again

Chang'e laughed and scolded, "You guy, can't you help me think of something?"

Qin Shou laughed and said, "That's right. You have to show your desire to survive, or I won't start."

Chang'e said, "It's easy to say, but it's difficult to do. Do you have any way?"

Qin Shou thought for a moment and said, "In fact, there is not no chance at all. I know a dance. Maybe you can try it!"

"Can you dance?" Chang'e looked at Qin Shou's fat buttocks and meaty little face in surprise and asked, "I've been with you for so many years, why haven't I seen you jump?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "After all these years, when have you had enough to eat? Why do you dance? Is it easy for me to accumulate some fat?"

Chang'e thought about it, so she asked curiously, "Do you really know how to dance? What dance do you mean?"

Qin Shou felt his chin. Although he was not a dancer in his previous life, he really liked dancing. There were many world-class famous dances in his family, which he had seen and was very impressed.

Now he has become an immortal rabbit with better memory. Every movement can be perfectly presented in his mind. Thinking of this, Qin Shou was relieved and said, "To tell the truth, I have only seen it, and I can never feel that feeling myself. Moreover, as you said, the Mid-Autumn Festival is a grand event... The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor are both here. The world is full of immortals. Our dance is not necessarily comparable to those who are proficient in dance."

Chang'e said, "Yes."

Qin Shou said this, then smiled: "But we have our advantages!"

Chang'e's eyes lit up and asked, "What's the advantage?"

Qin Shoudao: "Beauty!"

Chang'e looked puzzled at Qin Shou and said, "How beautiful?"

Qin Shou saw that Chang'e didn't understand, thought for a moment, and said, "What kind of dance can you dance? You can move and see."

Chang'e thought for a moment. She got up, raised her head slightly with her jade hand, leaned forward with one foot, and opened her eyes slightly, as if she could discharge. Qin Shou was a little disoriented. At that moment, Qin Shou raised his hand and slapped himself. Without waiting for Chang'e to feel distressed, he shouted, "How can I be so smart!"

Chang'e immediately glanced at him and asked, "How is it?"

Qin Shou said: "Although it was just a gesture, your beautiful face suddenly entered the role of a dancer at the moment of dancing. The temperament is perfectly integrated with the movement! It's great... but all these are bullshit. I summarized the essence of five words for you."

"Which five words?" Chang'e asked in surprise.

Qin Shou said solemnly, "It's really beautiful!"

Chang'e blushed and glanced at Qin Shou: "Bah, you can say. I have finished the action, then what?"

Qin Shou said, "Come with me!"

Chang'e didn't understand Qin Shou's madness, but she followed him.

Qin Shou took Chang'e to the edge of their water storage pool. Qin Shou looked down. Sure enough, he could clearly see the reflection.

Then Qin Shou said, "You can pose like you just now."

Chang'e gently raised her jade hand, straightened her chest, raised her hips, raised her leg slightly, and raised her eyes slightly, as if looking into the distance, with confusion and confusion on her face... just like a beautiful woman, looking forward to her husband in the distance at home.

Qin Shou felt uncomfortable for a moment, and muttered, "Which bastard would be willing to let you wait at home. If I were you, I would never leave you for a lifetime..."

"Yuer, then what?" Chang'e asked.

Qin Shou said, "Look at your shadow. Is it beautiful?"

Chang'e looked at it and said, "OK... not so good..."

Qin Shou then remembered that a person generally has no big idea about himself. If he has, he is narcissistic.

Qin Shou thought for a moment and said, "Wait a minute, let me stand up."

After that, Qin Shou stood up, raised a paw, raised his fat buttock, and the small tail shook with it. Then he took a small short leg, like Chang E, and the thief's big eyes blinked with it. The result was no discharge, but it was very funny! Qin Shou asked, "Look at the reflection in the water again. How do you feel by comparison?"

Chang'e looked down

"Puff... haha... haha... you... are too ugly... too funny..." Chang'e could not hold her face in a moment, and smiled with her belly covered on the spot.

Qin Shou was not surprised. Before he did it, he was ready to be a green leaf. However, he didn't expect that his green leaf was so fat

"I haven't had enough, and I still have so much meat. If I had enough every day, what would I look like?" Qin Shou patted his mouth with disapproval.

When Chang'e laughed enough, Qin Shou said, "Do you understand now? For the same action, beauty determines everything. You are beautiful, and you look good at everything you do. You are ugly, and you almost do anything..."

Chang'e understood Qin Shou a little, but said, "But those are fairies."

Qin Shou curled his lips and said, "Fairy? Usually a fairy. When I meet you, I will be a fairy from heaven."

Chang'e doesn't understand.

Qin Shou said, "Face first..."

Chang'e smiled again: "You are too bad... Yu'er, I found that you can speak, good skin."

Qin Shou said, "If you don't talk for tens of thousands of years, you will be more skinny than me."

Chang'e thought that the truth was indeed this truth, so she did not pursue it.