5 He Touched The Butt

Back on Earth, a police cruiser pulled into a long driveway lined with somewhat saggy hedgerows. The car jostling ever so slightly as it drove across the stone pavers before coming to a stop in front of a large manor, standing proudly as an example of high-class 19th century architecture.

 

The officer, dressed in a clean, pressed uniform, stopped in front of the imposing wooden door. After collecting his thoughts, he grabbed the large brass knocker. Following a few firm knocks on the door, he took a step back and waiting for someone to come to the door.

 

Before long, the door creaked open, revealing a stunning woman in her thirties, with brown hair and warm features. She was dressed in a navy maids uniform that struggled to contain her curves. A fleeting look of concern crossed her face before she calmly inquired, "What can I do for you, officer?"

 

"Ma'am," the officer began, his demeanor firming up, "the car that was sent to this house today was involved in an accident. A semi-truck's brakes failed on a slope, causing the truck to run a red light and crash onto the car. The car flipped and collided with the opposing guardrail. There was blood at the scene, but we were unable to locate the passengers. Both drivers insist that the individuals in the backseat simply vanished. We are treating this as a missing persons case."

 

Suddenly, a loud crash echoed from deeper within the manor, causing both the maid and the officer to turn to look toward the foyer. There, a slender redhead in plain tee and shorts stood, gripping a long sword. Standing before a set of decorative plate armor whose gauntlets lay strewn on the floor nearby. 

 

Her eyes smoldered with murderous intent, fiery hair trailing behind her as she sprinted toward the door, bellowing, "tell me where the bastard who hurt my baby is! I'll make him talk and tell me what happened to my precious baby boy is."

 

The officer couldn't help but recoil as this force of a woman charged toward him, her sword at the ready. His hand instinctively moved toward his sidearm. Before he could draw it, the maid swiftly intervened, her arms under the sword-wielding woman's shoulders, restraining her.

 

Struggling, legs and arms akimbo the sword wielding women roared "Julia let me go right now, I need to find our babies."

 

"Madam, please calm down. Getting upset won't help anyone," Julia replied, struggling to keep her own emotions at bay. Hearing this, the woman dropped the sword and clinging desperately to the maid, bawling her eyes out.

 

Julia turned towards the police officer and said, "Sorry, sir, but I don't think my mistress is feeling up to talking anymore. Please keep us apprised of any developments," before turning around and closing the door.

 

Shaking his head, the officer returned to his car and drove away. Inside the manor, Julia, the ever-devoted maid, led the grieving woman to a lavishly adorned room with a canopy bed. Julia whispered softly, " Alexandra, you should rest for a while before doing anything rash."

 

"Julia, I'm truly sorry for my behavior. I understand that this must be just as difficult for you as it is for me. Take as much time off as you need," Alexandra murmured, burying herself under the blankets. "And thank you." 

 

Julia left the room and, as she walked down the hallway, her composed facade crumbled. Tears streaked down her face as she rushed to her own room, collapsing onto her bed. She whispered to herself, "Please, children, be safe," her words a mix between a plea and a prayer. 

  ---

Several hours later, in a dim, windowless room, Alexandra stood before an intricately carved stone altar draped in fine velvet cloth. On the altar rested several purple candles, a brass bowl containing tightly bound juniper leaves, and a finely cut amethyst pendulum attached to a golden chain. 

 

Alexandra struck a match, carefully lighting the candles one by one. She then took the juniper stick, lit it, and began to dance gracefully around the room, its smoke billowing in her wake, dust motes fluttered in the weak candlelight casting eerie shadows on the stone walls adorned with ancient tapestries. After completing the cleansing ritual, she placed the juniper back in the brass dish. She then took the crystal pendulum into her hands, it swinging in gentle circles above the altar.

 

Her voice resonated throughout the chamber, "I summon any apparitions, divinities, or fiends capable of answering my questions. I seek only the truth, aligned with my desires."

 

"Is my name Alexandra?" The pendulum abruptly altered its movement, as if guided by an unseen force, indicating "yes."

 

Taking a deep breath, filled with expectation, she asked, "Are Adam and Mackinzie alive?" A sigh of relief escaped her lips as the pendulum continued to affirm her question.

 

"Are they safe?" The pendulum quivered slightly before veering off, swinging diagonally, unsure. "Will I ever see them again?" Her voice was barely a whisper, but the pendulum indifferent to her feelings, continuing its diagonal sway.

 

The pendulum abruptly ceased its movement, and all the candles were extinguished, plunging the room into darkness.

  ---

I awoke with a start, disoriented and shivering slightly in the chilly morning air. As my groggy mind struggled to piece together the fragments of memory from the previous day, the faint light filtering through the cave's entrance hinted at the early morning. 

 

Blinking away the remnants of sleep, I felt the cold, damp earth beneath me. My senses began to return, and I became acutely aware of the warmth pressed against me. Looking down, I saw Mackenzie curled up on my side, peacefully asleep.

 

Looking at her, I couldn't help but smile at her sleeping face with a string of drool leaking from her mouth.

 

{Ding! User, there is a new mission available.}

 

Concentrating briefly, a window appeared, floating in the air in front of me.

 

[Missions]

  [Touch the butt: Grope Mackenzie's butt for a minimum of 30 seconds]

  [Time limit:30 minutes]

  [Rewards:10 PP] 

 

"What the fuck?" I couldn't help but think. "Is the system trying to mess with me?"

 

{User, the system was derived from the power of the goddess of sensuality what did you expect?}

 

After debating for a while, I decided to try and complete the mission. Because I am still unsure of Goddess trustworthiness, and not wanting to anger her by not fallowing through with whatever she was scheming. Definitely not because I wanted to feel up the cute girl sleeping on my arm. Definitely.

 

Gulping down my saliva, I carefully slipped my hand under the hem of her dress, slowly sliding it up her soft thigh, feeling the warmth of her body radiating outward, contrasting the chilly air around us. I stopped briefly when my fingers caught against the edge of her panties. Making sure that she was still sleeping, I gingerly snuck my hand past her undies, cupping her nubile, inviting butt.

 

Gently, I started to massage it, savoring the spongy softness transmitted to my fingers with every flex. Mackenzie suddenly moaned slightly as she began to stir. With my heart threatening to beat out of my chest, I summoned the system terminal, staring intently at the mission page, waiting for it to complete.

 

Mackenzie was squirming, threatening to wake up at any moment.

 

[Mission complete, rewarded 10 PP. Groping +1 PP].

 

Hearing that, I immediately pulled my hand away, accidentally jostling Mackenzie awake. With a yawn, she stretched before snuggling up to me again. "Good morning," she said sleepily.

 

Realizing that she was clinging to my arm, which was slightly wet from her drool, her face immediately turned bright red. Before she could start freaking out, I casually responded, "Good morning," flashing a crooked smile as I started to pat her head.

 

"I think we should stay here for a while to build up supplies before moving on. We have no guarantees of finding help, and if we waste time and energy walking around without knowing where we are going, we could end up too exhausted to gather supplies with nothing to show for it," I replied while continuing to pat her head.

 

Mackenzie only hummed in response, seemingly more interested in enjoying the moment. After a few more pats, I gently pushed her away before getting up and stretching.

 

"First things first, we should go around looking for low-effort calories—nuts, berries, mushrooms, and wild greens. We can also take the opportunity to scout our surroundings."

 

Leaving the cave, I waited for Mackenzie to finish waking up. I decided to see if I could get anything from the shop with the points I had earned. Opening the store, I was once again overwhelmed by the seemingly endless list of items.

 

Sighing, I thought, "How am I supposed to find anything useful when there is so much stuff? Like, why would I ever need a hundred and twelve different flavors of lube? Does that say leather mask? Does the goddess think I want to be a gimp?"

 

{One of my many amazing functions allows me to sort the shop listing for you. Also, user, the system doesn't kink shame.}

 

"Can you please sort the shop to show items I can afford?" I asked, trying to ignore the AI's comments. Suddenly, the list in front of me shrank to a few common basic items.

 

[Store]

[Balance: 11 PP]

  [Bottle of Water: 10 PP]

  [Ball Point Pen: 5 PP]

  [Rubber Band: 1 PP]

  [Spork: 2 PP] 

  [Condom(plane): 1 PP]

  […..]

 

After scrolling for a bit, I decided to close the shop for now, with the only thing even remotely useful right now being the bottle of water. Lost in thought, Mackenzie walked up next to me, asking, "What are you thinking about?"

 

"Hey, I left something out when I was telling you everything that happened yesterday," gathering my thoughts, trying to figure out how to tell her about the perverted system the goddess gave me. I continued, "When I woke up, I had this strange screen floating in front of me, with different tabs and information. Basically, it tells me my skills, gives me missions to do, and has a store that I can buy things from using points for completing missions or certain... activities."

 

When I finished talking, I bought a bottle of water from the shop, using most of my points. Then I handed it to Mackenzie, while trying to gauge her reaction. She grabbed the bottle, amazement flashing across her face.

 

"What?! That is amazing!" She fell quiet in thought before asking, "Wait, if you are able to buy this water, doesn't that mean you already did something to earn points?"

 

"Yes, there was a mission waiting for me when I woke up," I replied, feeling my face heating up remembering this morning. "Really? What was it?" she asked, clearly curious. "Well... It was to touch your butt," I said, trying to stay calm.

 

 

 

 

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