3 You’re still here

"Holy crap if you are still reading this it means that you probably thought this was a chapter, or you just like to be trolled."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, don't ask why I'm doing it because I will only answer saying Noreason, it says so in the name Dumbo"

"Just go away already this is not a chapter so stop reading, I'm just kidding it is or is it"

"I only did this so that the word count could reach 500 or beyond, but the point of where I break the fourth walls rarely happens. I'm just kidding it will always happen to give it a comedic twist or when I don't have enough ideas to reach the number, anyways enjoy"

Joseph Pov:

As I kept sleeping I suddenly woke up hearing Siri's voice, "Host you have received a voice message from God do you wish to open it" I then wondered what god would want to say. "Sure Siri open it" and I regret opening it after I heard what his message was.

It said, "Hey god here and I have just finished trolling some of the readers and now I decided to troll you", "What the fu" it then continued saying, "So I am going to give you the details on what I meant by no to your question earlier"

"The douluo dalu world I sent you to is kind of like a parallel version of the one you know; this way you won't be able to predict the future. Also it will make it more interesting since you are already OP with the things I gave you so enjoy and ask the system if you need help, not me and screw you later."

"WHAT THE FUUUUCCCKK" I said while I was fuming inside, I then thought to myself why did his personality change so much from the first chapter? (A.N: In my head I was like wondering if I should act manly, proud, or mysterious but then I thought, screw it just troll them all until this novel is finished.) "Huh what the does AN mean, Oh crap this is a fanfic so it's obviously that idiot's note". I then realized that I was also breaking the fourth wall but screw it, might as well break the fifth and sixth for all I care.

"Ok Siri how much time do I have left before I leave this place" I asked hoping that Siri would give me some good news. "You have 8months left host before birth" Siri said with the same robotic yet comforting voice. Oh so I slept for 28 days straight I thought to myself as I asked Siri another question, "Siri can i check my status".

Siri replied saying, "Yes host all you have to do is say status and it will appear" I then said status out loud and then a list appeared in front of me.

Name: Oscar (Joseph Jonathan)

Age: 0 years old

Talent: Unknown

Spirit rank: N/A (Has not begun the road of cultivation)

Spirit: Not awakened

Spirit abilities: N/A (Needs to awaken spirits first)

Oh wow I am incredibly weak I thought to myself as I was viewing my current status, but what did I expect to be OP before I was even born. I then remembered if i could cultivate i could probably raise my talent to be an full innate talent when I am born.

Then I asked Siri my question, "Hey siri can I be able to change my talent if i cultivate now." I asked.

"I am sorry to inform you host, but you can only start cultivating 3 more months from now because you're dantian has yet to fully form. Thus preventing you from changing your talent to the one that you desire." Siri said with an apologetic voice. "So I should just continue sleeping for 3 months" I asked with annoyed tone. "Yes host" Siri replied, "Ok then, do you have anything that can help me sleep" I asked. "Yes I have a dr*g that I can use to help you sleep for 3 months and would wear off by then". (A.N: I am not doing anything illegal this is a fanfic right, right, oh well word count is now 563) "Ok use it" I said as I started to fall asleep once again.