Why Sarada Of All People...

" So im getting isekai'd because you're too lazy to reincarnate me? " A random mc asked.

" Yes. " A god like being replied.

" What kind of bullshit is that? " Our mc asked.

" I don't know man, im tired of you humans so if i just reincarnate you all to your favorite world then wouldn't that save the earth and give y'all the happiness y'all want? Once all the people are reincarnated i will start all over again while you all die or live an immortal life always enjoying yourself. " God explained.

" Hm, alright but tell me how was my life compared to someone like hitler? " the mc asked.

God brought out a paper and started reading it " Hm, Jale King III, lived a normal life till he was 22 where he started cheating, manipulating, and killing. This mainly started because of his anime addiction causing him to accidentally create a different persona who ended up taking over but didn't take over completely making every move the persona made feel like it was the original personas own moves. After a while the OG got used to it and he became the 2nd personality as he kept doing crimes till his death when he was caught and electrocuted. "

While he was reading everything Jale felt a bit weird once god started talking about his 2nd personality but he didn't care since it was true in the end. God wouldn't lie, because why waste such useless time on lying?

" Overall as a villain you would be around B or A rank while Hitler was a Solid S or SS Atleast only comparing to humans. " God said responding to his earlier question.

" Anyways tell me the world you want to reincarnate to and what wishes you would like please. The faster i reincarnate you the faster i save the earth. " God said.

" I'd like to get to the world Boruto even though i never watched it because my Naruto fan side of me said Fuck Boruto and all the nerfs. But from what i heard bad ass things happen like baryon or Kawaki being Op and sick. Definitely wanna see that in person. " Jale said ( No he won't be gay nor is gay think of it as admiration. )

" Cool now hurry up with the wishes i'll give you two. " God hurried Jale.

" Fine fine, well i don't want to waste a wish on choosing who i wanna be born as so i'll just take the safe way out and ask for either Otsutsuki bloodline or i want to be both Asuras and Indras reincarnation so i can have a massive boost in power. In other words i just want a lot of chakra to help me with anything incase i ever want a rinnegan or something. As for my second wish i want to be able to use every mangekyo ability even if i only have regular eyes. " Jale said.

" Why don't i just give you the 10-tails? You'll have complete control over it so don't worry. As for your second wish i'll allow it but i'll take away Kotoamatsukami because it would be more Op than Kamuin since you can literally make anybody your slave. But in exchange you won't lose your eyesight and if you were to get reincarnated as a Uchiha your eyes can upgrade without traumatizing yourself. " God said winking at him.

' Uchiha? You mean Sasuke??? ' Jale thought happily.

' Oh how wrong you are. ' God smirked after snapping his fingers sending him away.

* Snap *

" Have fun Shemale. " God chuckled a little before changing his appearance to a little devil.

" Sigh, i wonder if dad will get mad ? Who cares thats a good prank if i do say so myself. Atleast he still gets his wishes . " The little devil said to himself while walking away.

* Yo cut the scene already ! *

Waking up from his conscience he noticed the room was a bit girly...looking down he also noticed he was quite small...

" Shit don't tell me! " Getting up quickly he saw himself in the mirror inside the restroom as he quickly exploded.

" YOU SON OF A BITCH! " He yelled in a girl voice.

" N-No my voice...I-Im a girl? What kind of evil person does this..." Jale said while breaking slowly.

" Sarada whats wrong? Why did you just cuss loudly? Is that how i raised you? " Sakura bombarded her with questions.

' Huh? Sarada? Im still an Uchiha atleast so he wasn't wrong i just guessed the wrong one...What about the ten-tails? ' Sarada thought as she closed her eyes and put her hand on her stomach as she felt the warmth inside.

Remembering her mom was still besides her looking at her questionably she quickly made up an excuse,

" Sorry mom, i had a dream of kissing a boy and thought i got pregnant..." She said embarrassingly.

" Aww, how cute! " Sakura said excitedly.

" So who did you dream off? " Sakuras excited expression quickly turn cold and scary.

" I-I don't know i didn't see the face..." Sarada quickly explained as Sakura quickly turned back to being bright.

" Okay, don't forget to go to school sweety im off to work. Theres some breakfast at the table! " Sakura said in a hurry.

" Okay, bye mom! " Sarada yelled.

* Bam *

The door closed as Sarada sighed,

" I got the chakra i needed, now for the mangekyo abilities. " Sarada told herself as she stared at her hand " Amaterasu " unexpectadly her eyes changed shape forcing her eyes to level up from 1 tomoe to Mangekyo sharingan making her eyes bleed more than normal but it also healed just as fast thanks to the 10-tails.

" Huff...Huff..." Catching her breath she noticed the black fire on her that didn't burn her. But instaed it felt like it was one with her as she manipulated it to move around her arm like a snake.

" Cool. " She thought as she extinguished it.

Getting her answer she walked to the table as she ate her breakfast,

" Damn i love eggs with ham ! " She yelled in excitement.

( A/N He is a girl now but he won't end up falling for guys or anything and will instead like girls still. Im sure theres a jutsu to make a di- Anyways there most likely wont be any romance nor sex in this fanfic so theres no reason to think about it right now. Fyi she is 10 right now so she has quite a while before she graduates and ends up as a team with Boruto and Mitsuki. I'll try searching up some stuff like their teacher and stuff like that but i will most likely use bullshit no jutsu and end up in one piece or some shit later on ! Also yes since she unlocked her mangekyo she can use Susanoo it will be exactly how people think it is because why be creative? I'll Post it here )