You Must Have Eaten Shit

Wang Xiaotian patted Jiang De's chest and said, "Honey, don't scare my classmate. She hasn't seen much of the world. If you approach her so directly, you might scare her off."

Jiang De immediately apologized to Wang Xiaotian with a smile. This girl had spent a lot of money to keep up with him.

"Cui Si, don't mind him. My boyfriend is not a bad person."

Cui Si just nodded in silence. She didn't want to know him anyway, so she didn't care much.

The salesperson stood by the table and introduced them to their properties.

"Sir, Yunxi Real Estate is the best real estate agency in Shanghai at the moment. According to Feng Shui, the back area and waterfront sandwiching the area create a jade belt around Yunxi.

"Homeowners at Yunxi usually comprise of those from the upper class and government officials.

"We believe that the Feng Shui of Yunxi can help their career and fortune reach a higher level.

"Yunxi's location in the neighborhood is definitely the best in Shanghai."

Cui Si looked at the table. The layout displayed on it was really comparable to fairyland. The large amount of greenery around the property made it tempting for people to move in.

Cui Si pointed at one of the buildings and asked the salesman if there were any vacant rooms.

But the salesman ignored her and only focused on serving Jiang De and Wang Xiaotian. He assumed that they were the real clients.

Jiang De smiled coldly. 'This b*tch still wants to act pretentious when she's poor.'

The salesman truly judged a book by its cover. Cui Si's nonchalance did not make her appear as if she would be able to afford a property with them.

Jiang De was very satisfied with the layout of the apartment. The salesperson immediately suggested for them to have look around the showroom.

Wang Xiaotian grabbed Cui Si and asked her to come along. Since Cui Si also wanted to have a look, she decided to follow.

Cui Si was almost stunned by the sight of the showroom - it was so luxurious.

But Cui Si's reaction only confirmed the others' suspicion. What a typical reaction for a pauper.

As Cui Si looked around, she found the small decorations on the dining table quite cute. She reached out to pick one of them up for a closer look.

"Hey, woman, those are very expensive. Don't touch them."

The salesman saw Cui Si's actions and immediately scolded her. She was fortunate enough to be able to view the showroom. How bold of her to touch the things there.

When Jiang De and Wang Xiaotian saw this scene, they sniggered mockingly.

"What makes you think that I can't afford it?" asked Cui Si as she looked at the salesman angrily. This man was looking down on her too much for him to make such a personal insult.

The salesman looked at the indignant Cui Si and sneered.

"Don't you know? Look at you, you're still a pauper no matter where you go. I'm only doing this for your own good.

"Even if I want to sell the smallest item in here, you still won't be able to afford it."

His words infuriated Cui Si. This guy who looked down on others should be taught a lesson today.

When she took out her card to make the purchase, Jiang De interrupted her.

"Look, you are only in here because you're Xiaotian's ex-classmate. Don't overstep your boundaries.

"This salesman is right. Don't borrow money from Xiaotian if you can't afford to pay it back."

Wang Xiaotian pretended to be angry as she hit Jiang De, telling him not to go too far. But secretly, she was enjoying the sight of Cui Si making a fool of herself.

She had achieved her true purpose of bringing Cui Si along.

Cui Si took out her card and threw it at the salesman in anger.

"Who said that I can't afford it? Swipe my card for a fully furnished property now."

The salesman looked back in disdain. This poor girl was still pretending. No matter how he swiped her card, she probably wouldn't have any money.

"Miss, it's okay to be poor, but don't be pretentious. You're wasting everyone's time here."

Jiang De also took out his bank card and placed it in front of the salesman. Since Wang Xiaotian liked the place, he didn't mind spending this small amount of money on it.

Upon the sight of Jiang De's card, the salesman happily accepted it with two hands.

Cui Si was fuming. Even though she handed him her card, she was still regarded as a poor person.

In the end, the salesman took only Jiang De's card and proceeded with the procedures to make the house purchase for his client. It was all completed very quickly.

The salesman had already noticed since the beginning that the couple had the intention of mocking Cui Si. Thus, he played along to gain their favor.

"How can a person like you be a salesman? Did you eat shit or something? Don't worry, you'll spit it all back out in a moment."

Cui Si immediately turned around and left as Wang Xiaotian looked on.

Eventually, the couple left as well. Cui Si wasn't there anymore and they had done what they came to do.

Within a few minutes after his clients left, the salesman's face suddenly turned bright red and pieces of fresh feces poured out of his mouth.

As soon as Cui Si reached home, her phone started ringing. She picked it up and saw that it was Wang Xiaotian.

"Cui Si, you left too quickly just now that I forgot to tell you that there's a class reunion tomorrow night at Hilton Hotel. I've already told everyone that you'll come.

"You can come, right?"