Endeavor Subsitutes Class 1-A(Sort Of a Filler)

Aizawa: Alright, class. Shut up so I can inform you on what's going on today. Today, you'll have a substitute.

Denki: Mr. Aizawa, are you going to another cat convention?

Aizawa: What? No! How the hell do you know about that? You know what? Never mind. Anyway, our options were limited, so I should probably apologize in advance.

Endeavor: Good morning, class.

Shoto: Oh my god…Mr. Aizawa, why would you do this to me?!

Aizawa: Y'know, I didn't really have a say in this, so just go with it.

Shoto: Since when are you even a teacher?!

Endeavor: Since I got a day off from hero work and I want to make sure that UA is providing adequate preparation for the next generation of heroes. And you kept ignoring my phone calls. I had no choice!

Aizawa: slips away* I'll just go now…

Denki: Do they know each other?

Eijiro: Do they know each other? Dude, Endeavor is Shoto's father.

Denki: Seriously? Damn, that kinda sucks.

Endeavor: Heh, Portable Charger. Do you have something to share with the class?

Katsuki: He said you suck!

Endeavor: WHAT?!

Shoto: Can I be excused?

Endeavor: Class literally just started. What's wrong?

Shoto: I don't like you.

Endeavor: Sigh* No, no one is leaving. Now, why don't you guys just start by telling me what you've learnt about pro heroes.

Mina: Ooh, I learned that All Might is really cool.

Endeavor: …Um, okay. Uhh, you there, with the elbows.

Hanta: Yeah, I'd really like the point that Mina just made because I agree that All Might is cool.

Endeavor: Okay. Um, yes. Blond boy that my son always talks about.

Katsuki: The name's Katsuki Bakugo, ya hag! And personally, I already thought that All Might was really cool. But after spending some time at UA, I can confirm that All Might is really cool.

Endeavor: Um, okay. Sparky, let's hear it.

Denki: Yeah, im actually gonna play Devil's Advocate for a second here and say that All Might is very cool instead of really cool.

Endeavor: Okay, I don't want to hear another word about All Might being cool.

All Might: Walks in* Hey, Endeavor. I heard you were teaching today!

Endeavor: Get out of here!

All Might: Alright, good talk! *leaves

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Endeavor: All right, students. Next I would like to go over the history of Hero Agencies. Now, first-

SOMBODY throws a paper ball*

Endeavor: Who threw that?

Katsuki: Uh, I did because your a shitty father.

Endeavor: Okay…so, first it began with-

ANOTHER paper ball is thrown*

Endeavor: Shoto?!

Shoto: that was really weird. I- I don't know where that came from.

Hawks: I am now here, Endeavor! What's the situation?

Katsuki: Wait a damn second, why is Hawks here?!

Endeavor: I asked him to come here so he can grade papers and do all the tedious tasks that I don't want to do.

Hawks: That's why you called me? I though this was IMPORTANT. You know what? I'm outta here.

Endeavor: Hawks. I will buy you some Chick-fil-a afterwards.

Hawks: And I'm back in. Let's do this.

Toru: Is it really okay for the two out of the three top heroes to be here? What if there's an emergency somewhere?

Endeavor: Honestly, if there's going to be any sort of crisis, it's going to be at UA.

Denki: Endeavor, can I go to the bathroom?

Endeavor: I don't know. Can you?

Denki: …I will pee in here, if that's what you want.

Endeavor: Fine, just hurry up. Hawks, can you pass out the worksheets?… Hawks?

Katsuki: He just left a couple minutes ago.

Endeavor: That stupid bird! Ugh, Shoto can you- Are you in your phone?!

Shoto: Yeah, I'm playing Doodle Jump…and I'm pretending to not exist.

Endeavor: That's it! Everyone put your phone in this bucket!

Phones go in the bucket*

Endeavor dumps them out the window*

Eijiro: that was not manly at all.

Mina: Di- Did you just throw our phones out the window?!

Endeavor: No more questions, no more distractions. We are going to have a productive class!

( Meanwhile, in our universe…)

Toga: Oh, yes, Shiggy. We're inside the school. Aizawa won't know what hit him.

Izuku: I don't think this is a good idea.

Toga: Oh, shush, Izu!

Door opens*

…..

Toga: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Endeavor: Villains! What are you doing here?

Toga: We're totally not here to do villain stuff!…if that's what your wondering.

Hanta: Finally, this class is getting interesting!

Endeavor: Simebodg just call the police. I'm not allowed to use my Quirk while teaching.

Katsuki: We can't, dumbass! You threw our phones out the window!

Toga: Nobody needs to call the police! I'm here tooooo…give Izu back to you guys!

Izuku: …I never agreed to this.

Toga: Good! I'll just be going now-

Endeavor: No! Both of you, sit down! No one is leaving until this class is over!

Izuku: This is ridiculous…

Toga: Ooh, your blond like me, Katsuki. Are you my brother?

Katsuki: I hate you.

Izuku: Death stare*

Toga: Why are you looking at me like that?

Hawks throws the door open* Okay, Endeavor, so, dont panic but I think the League of Villains have infiltrated UA.

Endeavor: Hawks. You're an idiot!

Hawks: No, I'm serious! I think I saw Toga's car! So…just keep your eyes peeled.

Toga: Hi-hi, Hawks!

Hawks: Hello, bloodthirsty vampire! Wait, what!?

Denki: Endeavor, I have a question.

Endeavor: No. No questions! Especially not from you!

Denki: How come your mustache is on fire but your hair isn't?

Hanta: When you go camping, do people roast marshmallows on you?

Mina: Shoto, can we roast marshmallows on you?

Shoto: …I'm going to say no.

Endeavor: Nobody is roasting marshmallows on anybody! We're supposed to be learning about what it means to be good heroes!

Shoto: Pft, and what do you know about stuff like that?

Izuku: I liked that insult.

Endeavor: I don't get paid enough for this.

Hawks: Actually, you're not getting paid at all.

(Not even an hour later…)

Endeavor: Akuma, why did you give home a lighter?! Denki, put that down!

Denki: Pretty.

Such a cutie patootie.

Denki: Oh, what's your body count?

Hanta: Dude! You can't just randomly ask that!

Toga: We're talking about how many people we've killed?

Denki: Um…sure?

Toga: Oh! Well I've killed around 50. Maybe more. And it was fun because I got to show Izu what I can do. What about you Izu? How many have you killed.

Katsuki: Afe you serious?! This blind scaredy-cat has killed someone?

Izuku: 17.

Toga: He's getting so good at it! It was good for him to join us.

Class 1-A: SHUT UP!

Endeavor: Alright, alright, stop talking!

Kiyo: Wearing a mustache for a disguise* Hey, I'm her to pick up Toga and Akuma from school.

Toga: Kiyo, Mustard, buddy, it won't work.

Kiyo: Why did you say my name?! You blew my cover!

Izuku: Please, you weren't fooling anyone with that weak excuse.

Denki: Guys! Where did the Mustard guy come from?

Izuku: Alright, fine. You fooled a single person. He doesn't count though.

Endeavor: I don't care if the entire league walks through that door, we are going to get through this class! If it's the last thing I do!

Toga: I'm not gonna lie, I did think that the entire league would come here.

Katsuki: Can you tell the vampire over there to shut it? Her voice makes me wanna punch him in the face!

Izuku: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Toga: Welcome to high school, Kiyo! You're gonna hate it.

Endeavor: Finally, now everyone turn to page 57. Akuma, will you read the first paragraph?

Izuku: I'm blind, you moron. What makes you think I can read like a normal person. You want me to read? Get me a fucking braille book.

Katsuki: Pft, what a dumbass.

Endeavor: Okay, okay, just turn in your homework so I can collect it for Aizawa.

Kiyo: You have to do work at home? Oh my gosh, I feel soooo bad.

Mina: Yeah, we go to school for 7 hours and then we have hero training which takes a couple more hours. Then we have homework which takes even more hours, and we have to find time to shower and eat at some point during the day. So, yeah. Sleep? Never heard of it.

Katsuki: Not to mention the pressure of getting attacked by villain, dammit! And why'd you have to go and join them, ya nerd!

Izuku: For reasons. It's not our fault the education system hates you.

Toga: And if you were a villain, you wouldn't have to go to school.

Denki: Where can I sign up?

Mina: Denki Kaminari!

Denki: I'm kidding, I'm kidding…We'll talk later.

Kiyo: You guys, I was just being sarcastic.

(A few dramatic stories later…)

Eijiro: Endeavor, should we call Mr. Aizawa or All Might?

Hanta: Yeah! There's three villains here right now!

Shoto: Four if you count my father.

Endeavor: We're not calling anyone. I can and will handle this. Besides, Hawks is my backup. Hawks? Hey!

Hawks: What? Oh, sorry. Akuma was showing me how to write one of those fancy S'.

Katsuki: Since when the hell could you write?! That's not even possible for you!

Izuku: Practice, Katsuki. I just have someone move my hand around and it becomes muscle memory.

Tenya: Mr. Endeavor! I do not like that there are so many villains here! I'm very uncomfortable with the energy in this room.

Shoto: Well, I was uncomfortable with the energy you created when you started crowding Kats along with your friends, "Class Prez."

Izuku: I'll kill you if you do anything, Tenya.

Tenya: Noted!

Kiyo: I am liking these kids. Would amy of you like to join the league?

Izuku: You are, like, two years younger than them.

Endeavor: No! Nobody is joining the League of Villains!

Izuku: Shoto, you could join the league if you want.

Shoto: If I joined, could we ditch this class?

Toga: Yea, yes, yes.

Shoto: I'll consider it.

Kiyo: Alright, all in favor of ditching this class and joining the league, say "aye."

Shoto: Aye.

Denki: YES!

Hawks: Aye.

Endeavor: Hawks, I swear to god!

Hawks: What? I'm bored.

Endeavor: Ugh. What if we play Kahoot? Kids like that game, right?

Hawks: I don't think that's a good idea…

Endeavor: It'll be fine.

(Not even five minutes later…)

Endeavor: What the- who's username is "Endeavor Sucks?!" Shoto?

Shoto: Fine, I'll change it.

Endeavor: "Endeavor Smells Like Farts." Really?

Shoto: You said for me to change it. What do you want from me?

Denki: If Tony the Tiger and Cheetos had an angry child that was also on fire, that…would be Endeavor.

Endeavor; Let's just play the stupid game! The question is where did All Might debut?

Denki: Oh, I know this one. Um, domino's!

Eijiro: No, that's a delivery service. He's talking about where he was first known. The answer is America.

Endeavor: Okay, in first place we have- I can't even say this name out loud.

(Finally, the school day is over…)

Denki: Mr. Endeavor, the school bell rang 15 minutes ago. Can we please go home?

Endeavor: No, the bell doesn't dismiss you. I do.

Kiyo: Yeah, 10 out of my 14 years in school, I'm pretty sure the purpose of the bell is to dismiss us.

Shigaraki: Walks right in* You are all idiots.

Denki: What the hell?! Now you're here?

Shigaraki: They forgot their lunches. I just came to drop it off.

Endeavor: THAT'S IT! I'm going to punch the next person that walks through that door!

Recovery Girl: Endeavor, I have a message from Mr. Aizawa.

Shoto: Wow, dad. You'd punch Recovery Girl?

Endeavor: I'm not going to punch a frail old woman.

Recovery Girl: Frail? Hey, come here for a second. *She kicks him in the nuts

Endeavor: Oh, shit, shit, shit. Endeavor is down.

Eijiro: Recovery Girl just punched Endeavor in the balls!

Shoto: Recovery Girl, you're my hero.

*Technical dofficulties*

Endeavor: Well, this has been a complete disaster.

Shoto: You brought this upon yourself, old man.

Hawks: Agreed, I don't think you're cut out to be a teacher.

Shoto: Or a father.

Aizawa: All right, I'm back. How was class- Why are the League of Villains here? Is that problem child number on with the league?

Toga: He is holding us here against our will!

Denki: We played Kahoot and then Recovery Girl pinched Endeavor in the balls! It was awesome!

Recovery Girl: And I'll do it again.

Endeavor: I had everything under control.

Izuku: The stupid villains recruited half the class

Recovery Girl: Okay, I give up. *Leaves

Endeavor: Aizawa, your job is very difficult. I don't know how you do it.

Aizawa: I leave you for a day and I come back to a school full of villains? Actually, that's probably normal.

Hawks: Well, I think we learned a lot about each other today. Maybe now, the villains will repent and change their ways.

All the villains: Yeah, we hate heroes even more now.

Eijiro: Good to have you back, Mr. Aizawa.

Aizawa: Alright, no get the hell out of my classroom!