birds - the epic human love story (Hindi)
Story =(untitled) the birds
( college, student lobby me ghum rahe hai ek dussre se baate kar rahe hai teacher ne ek ladki ko paper diye kuch ladke ek ladke ko pareshaan kar rahe hai us ladke ka naam Michael hai )
Ladke:- tu ekdum zero hai Tere t shirt me likha hai usi tarah zerooo
(Woh ladki papers lekar Michael ke paas aarahi hoti hai badmaash ladke dekhte hai ki ladki Michael ke paas aa rahi hai ek mota sa ladka Michael ko dhakka deta hai aur Michael sidha us ladki se takra jaata hai us ladki ne dark blue color ki full sleve waali aur piche cap aur niche poket waali t shirt aur jeans pehni thi Jeans me ek white color ki Patti thi Jo t shirt ke sleve ke Patti se match ho rahi thi Michael us ladki se takraya phir sab slow motion me hone laga ladki gir ne lagi aur uske haath me se paper udd Gaye Michael ne usko girne se bacha liya background me sunflower song bajne Michael aur ladki ki aankhe ek dussre ko dekh rahi thi paper bhi slow motion me udd rahe the aur us paper me grade diye the ho ki A grade the woh bhi sunflower song ke ae ae ae waali line ke saath match ho rahe the...sab normal hojaata hai Michael ne abhi bhi us ladki ko pakada hua hai)
Michael:-mere hath dard kar rahe hai
Ladki:-oo ohh
(Ladki apne aap ko balanced karti hai Michael us ladki ko balanced hone me madad karta hai tabhi Michael ka balance bigad jaata hai aur woh do chaar step aage piche ho jaata hai Michael ka balance bigad ta dekh badmaash ladke hans ne lagte hai)
Ladke:- (Hans te hue) zero...(apni gang ko) Chalo re Chalo ab dusre ko pakad te hai
(Badmaash ladke waha se chale jaate hai Michael aur woh ladki gire hue papers collect karne lagte hai dono ko ek dussre se baat to karni hai lekin kaise kare dono ko samaj me nahi aaraha)
Ladki:-(harbadi me) tumhr sunflower song pasand hai?
Michael:-hn..han han mujhe sunflower song pasand hai aur usme Jo Ed Sheeran ne aawaaj nikaali hai mujhe woh pasand hai
Ladki:-haan ed Sheeran ne aur j balvin ne dono ne accha song banaya hai..
Michael:-hmm
Ladki:-tumhaara naam Kya hai?
Michael:-mike, Michael,micro and zero but my real name is Michael..aur tumhaara
(Ladki apna naam bolne jaati hai tabhi uski teacher aatu hai)
Teacher:-ye Kya tum abhi bhi yahi ho jaldi Karo tumse pehle to me pahoch jaoungi
Ladki:-sorry mam abhi jaati hu
Teacher:-ok
(Ladki jaane lagti hai )
Michael:-naam
(Woh ladki jawab nahi deti aur chali jaati hai)
Michael:-(apne aap se )
Kaisi azeeb azeeb baate kar Raha tha yaar me Matlab kuch bhi Mike Michael micro
( phir ek bird Michael ke upar poo kardeta hai aur )
Michael:-shit!
(Michael Chala jaata hai woh bird bolta hai)
Bird :-(eyebrows up karke ) Kyu Chowk Gaye..abhi to aur chowko ge in dono ki Love story dekh kar..in dono ki Love story itni khaas nahi hai aur agar aapne aisi love story dekhi ho lehle to pls woh story apne andar dabaye rakhe aur dhyaan rakhe kahi woh upar niche se leaked ba ho jaaye aur me kon hu ye jaanana chahte ho..me hoon...
(Tabhi ek cat us bird par attack kar deti hai us bird ke 2 teen pankh havame udte hai
Raat ko Michael so Raha hota hai aur fan ko dekh Raha hota hai woh Mann me soch Raha hota hai ki us ladki kaa naam Kya hoga aur usko ye visualize hota hai tabhi ek udne waala bada bug fan se takra jaata hai aur bug ke ander ka larva Michael ke muh par girta hai Michael kuch moment ek dum upar dekhta hai aur phir larva muh ke upar se saaf karke Soo jaata hai..NEXT DAY subah alarm bajta hai Michael usko band karne jaata hai lekin alarm gir jaata hai Michael bed me se khada hota hai aur apbe sleepers pahan ke bhaagta hai jaate jaate woh ek spider ke upar chal jaata hai pichka hua đˇď¸ apne per hilata hai phir woh brush karta hai background me good morning song bajta hai woh itni jor se brush karta hai ki tooth brush bich me se toot jaata hai gargel karte waqt paani Gale me atak jaata hai aur khaasi suru ho jaati hai college campus me Michael us ladki ko dekhta hai aur uske paas jaata hai )
Michael:hi..pehchaana...pehchaan hi gayi hogi Kal hi to mile they hum
Ladki:-hi Mike
Michael:-oh!tumhe Mera naam yaad hai waise tumhara naam kya hai
(Ek ladki un dono ke paas se gujari aur boli)
Second ladki:-hi ana
Ladki:-hi
{Ladki ka naam ana hai}
(Michaelladki ko dekh ke muskurata rehta hai)
Ladki:-kya?
Michael:-naam...Kya hai
Ladki:-Ana
Michael:-wow
Ana:-matlab
Michael:-nice name
Ana:-you have any gf
(Michael shocked ho jaata hai)
Michael:-kya..Kya Matlab annn..No
(Fir dono ek dussre ko dekhkar muskuraate hai soft love song bajta hai bird phirse aata hai)
Bird:- dekha apna hero to ekdum zero hai aur heroine to heroine hai ab dekhte hai in dono ki Love story me aage Kya hota hai
(Billi bird ke upar attack karti hai lekin bird is baar billi ko gun se shoot kardeta hai. [or đ¸])
( Michael aur ana ek dussre ke saath time spend karte hai aur phir ek building banti hui dikhaai jaati hai woh fast motion me ban rahi hoti hai building ke upar se koi jump kar leta hai summer winter monsoon jaise mausam change ho rahe hote hai aur kuch saal baad Michael aur ana ka Ghar dikhaay deta hai ab dono husband wife hai...ana ki voice sunaai deti hai)
Ana:-ye Kya hai ye towel aise hi rakh diya Michael tum ne
Ana :-ye Kya tum ne fridge ki switch off kardi
Ana:-ye Kya tum ne heater ki switch off nahi ki
Ana:-ab tumhe ho Kya Gaya hai tum badal Gaye ho
(Michael road ke upar chal Raha hai aur khud se bol Raha hai)
Michael:- heater ke bajai fridge ka switch off hogaya to usme itna chilla na Kyu? Sara dosh mujhe hi deti hai khud agar koi galti kare to usme bhi Mera naam hi aata hai
(Koi bird Michael ke upar potty karta hai)
Michael:-ae din hai mushkil.!
(Michael aur ana jhagda kar rahe hote hai )
Michael:-tum chahti Kya ho mujhse
Ana:-matlab Kya hai tumhara Michael
Michael:-suno ana har baat par me tumhara saath nahi de sakta tumhe thoda compromise karna padega
Ana:-compromise? Itne waqt se mene compromise hi to kiya hai Michael aur tum ne sirf apni Mann maani
Michael:-ahaaha jaise tumhaari to is Ghar me chalti hi nahi hai...tumhe yaad hai last time tumne Meri baat kab Suni thi
Ana:-tum kehna Kya chahte ho ke me tumhari baat nahi sunti
Michael:-haan
Ana:-(gusse me )michael tumm
(Ana table par padi ek cheez uthati hai aur Michael ki taraf fenkti hai Michael niche juk jaata hai aur woh cheez window se bahar chali jaati hai phir gaadi takraane ki aawaaj aati hai aur Michael and ana ek dussre ko dekhte rehte hai)
(Ana taxi me jaa rahi hai uska muh bhi utra hua hai aur woh car ke window se dekh rahi hai tabhi uski nazar ek pinzre me band ek bird par padi Jo ki ek bird shop ke andar tha aur woh bird bohot beautiful tha woh bird ek dum alag type ka Parrot tha jisko ana ne kabhi nahi dekha tha ana ne taxi roki aur us shop ke andar gayi phir woh bird lekar bahar aayi ana us bird ki eyes ko dekh rahi thi usko apne past ki yaad aagayi ki college ke waqt uske paas ek parrot tha aur woh roj uske saamne baith kar baate karti thi usko Michael ki photo dikha ke pura din Michael ki baate karti thi aur woh parrot baate sunte sunte Soo jaata tha ana ko Michael ke saath college me gujaare woh haseen lamhe yaad aagaye ana apne khayal mese bahar nikli taxi driver usko dekh Raha tha ana jaldi jaldi taxi me baith gayi phir Ghar jaake ana ne saaman niche rakha aur parrot ko window ke paas legayi aur waha table rakh kar parrot ko table par rakh diya aur ana usko dekhne lag gai)