2 Chapter 1
Dipper sighed. He was in charge of the front desk. Suddenly a man walked inside. The man reminded Dipper of the statue...
"Hello! Would you like anything?" Dipper asked.
"Hmmm..." He looked around. "How about... ennie... Mennie... minie(? dunno how to spell it oof) you!"
"I am sorry?" Dipper asked. Dipper hated his stupid feelings. He was gay.
When he was at school, and Jane Roughhouse told everyone about it, some made fun of him while others tried to fight them. One, Linda Gamer, was straight but supported gay. Jane was her main enemy.
"I said you!" The man grinned.
"Uhhhhh no... you see I'm not for sale or anything- I work here," Dipper said. The man snorted.
"I'm not stupid." He said. "But~! You are quite beautiful~"
Oh. So this man was flirting with him.
"Bro, bro!" Mabel yelled. She looked over to the man and then gasped. "I will uh- go- uh upstairs!"
Mabel ran upstairs. Dipper looked confused.
"So... uh, anything else you want?" Dipper asked nervously.
"Nope!" The man said.
"Well like I said I'm not uh... for sale... or anything, sir." Dipper tried to be as calm as he could. He hated talking to people.
"I know that Pinetree~," He said. Pinetree... Dipper gasped.
"B-b-bill?" Dipper stuttered.
"That's my name. Honestly you meat sacks!" Bill said. "And I was serious about wanting you, by the way, ~"
"W-w-I-h-" Dipper could barely speak.
"Speechless, Pinetree~?" Bill asked.
"Hello, fellow customer!" Stan walked into the room.
"Hello, fez." Bill grinned.
"Fez? What the hell?" Stan asked.
"Hows Sixxer?" Bill asked.
"Oh no..." Stan muttered. Ford came out of the vending machine and gasped.
"Bill Cipher!" Ford yelled.
"Stanford Pines!" Bill grinned even more. "Now if you excuse me, I will be taking Pinetree~"
"Wait what." Stan looked confused.
"This is a store of some sort, yes?" Bill asked.
"Well- yes," Stan said.
"Then how much do I have to pay?" Bill asked
"I-" Dipper just shut his mouth.
"Dipper isn't for sale," Ford said. "Now leave."
"Not until I get my Pinetree~," Bill said.
"What's going on?"
