(A/N: Guys, as you have already noticed, I haven't uploaded for a while in any of my stories. Why? Cause I've been on the grind (getting slaughtered) and enjoying (suffering) Elden Ring! You know, getting the Blasphemous Blade, spanning it on bosses, butchering the godforsaken Albinaurics, running the hell away from Rune Bears, all of that fun stuff!
Now, I wasn't planning on writing a fanfic for it. Sure, Marika the blonde milf is there, so is Malenia's rotussy, Melina's firussy, and Hyetta's eyesocketus- ahem ahem, anyway! None of them have me that motivation.
Until I knew a certain individual. And boy, oh boy, Miquella's bussy got me acting unwise fr fr! So if you wanna read an Elden Ring fanfic featuring that blonde femboy who definitely needs a dicking to correct his behaviors, check out my new book.