Chapter 3 sister prank gone wrong

And that's why the whole shenanigans started every day or twice a week when I got out of work my sister was always there always trying to prank me with stupid things every prank is straight up came to a YouTube video that is so scripted, honestly, even a kid know how to play a prank on a person I mean does she think this is some kind of a bullied protagonist who get bullied alot just because they're the protagonist with idiotic bullies who don't know how to hit?  One time where i came after my work my sister really though the idea of putting a bucket on the door so i can get splashed by a water is a good idea.

I did in fact got splashed by the water and I was not happy about it. She saw my expression that time and she laughed so hard she couldn't breathe but what she didn't know is that our mom also got splashed along with me. 

"Anne…."

Drip 

Drip

"Oh noo…"my sister froze right at that her spot

' Oh yes ' 

"ma...Mama!!!?" She drew a panic trying to look left and right maybe trying to look for a tissue

"AnnaEase!!" /anais/ 

AND THAT'S WHEN SHE KNEW

          SHE FUCKED UP.

Swish!

My mother ran so fast you could hear the wind making  noises trying to catch my sister. Of course my sister with fast reflexes has gotten away with my mother's reach. They exchange a few moves. She even started doing parkour , My mom already taking out her slipper, has already thrown it to my sister direction. My sister of course has dodged it with a pillow but she think it was not a good idea so she ducked it

It was a dog fight.

Thud!

"Come back here! Do you know how hard it is to get that book huh?!  you've made it wet!"

Of course upon closer look where I was standing watching the dog fight, I saw a paperback with book's on it, it was on my side the whole time and it was…. Entirely wet, 

Of course it's the book...

The chancla my mother threw was thrown to the wall. It was so loud you can hear the big thud, you can even see the 'tiny' crack's if you can even call it tiny. It was a whole hole.

It was a good move to ducked the attack

"MAMA I'M SORRY!!!" My sister still running trying to pacify our beloved mother she was also holding a tissue on her hand i don't know where that came from but it came out from nowhere.

But of course our beloved  mother was not easy to pacify she was like a bull you can see the smoke coming from her nose to her mouth red eyes bloodshot she was running to my sister like a bull seeing a red flag trying to caught it 

God she looked like a Titan.

Now my sister is absolutely scared shitless.

 Tears streaming on her eyes her breathe were heavy i guess she was tired of running 

I kinda feel a little bit bad for her. Even though i was still soaked with water I looked left and right trying to look for something

'Is there popcorn in our house?' I wondered to myself as nothing is better than watching a live action drama with popcorn on your mouth enjoying the chaos

 It was like a battle filled but the strangest part was that other than the wall and a few pillows thrown here and there. There was no furniture broken. My sister tried to catch some falling furniture here and there before my mother's wrath caught up to her. Of course they've been playing this tag, you're it! (A battle to the dead one) For a few minutes now so my sister was out of breathe.

And of course before she notice it she slowed down a little an-

BOOM!

Ohh!...that...that must hurt

As I couldn't find any popcorn on the fridge or in the kitchen 

I can still clearly see such a lovely view

"AHHHHH!!" My sister screech like a banshee as my mom finally caught up to her. Mother then body slammed her so hard you can see the floor shakin

Poor floor.

"Ow, ow ow Mom! Mom! My back, my back, my poor back, wait! I won't do it again wait ohh owwww" she shrieked trying to get away from my mother's grasp  but my mom elbowed her back tackling her as my sister couldn't do anything at all of course by sister uses a decisive plan that thinking pushing our mom was a good idea

In fact she did get away but she can only crawl through her way because she was so scared she forgot how to walk.

And now my sister was crawling her way trying to get the tissue because of the sudden body slam the tissue might gotten away

God she did have a lot of commitment in that tissue, I guess I'm quite impressed

Of course after a few steps of crawling through the floor trying to get the tissue she finally grabs it.

A big heave of a sigh of relief escaped her mouth

But she didn't know that it was too late,  and there's no way she could pacify our 'sweet' mother.

 maybe or maybe not she finally remembered the true intention of the tissue for use is, she snapped. her hand grabbing the tissue is now shaking , still shaking not wanting to look on her back but she had no choice she looked slowly lifting her head. Tilting it slowly afraid to looked at the person on her back and there it was

"Ana…..is….." a slow ramble slipped from my mother lips it was barely a whisper so low you can barely hear it but my sister heard it clearly it was quite terrifying even though the anger was not directed to me i still have a some shiver through my spine and it's worse since the water that I got splashed on was cold.

God, I really need to change my clothes. I might catch a cold

 But I can't miss this!

My mom walk was slow her steps was so quiet she was so different unlike a few minutes ago where she was so desperate to chase my sister like a bull 

She looked like a ghost catching her vengeance to the person who did her wrong (T̶h̶e̶ b̶o̶o̶k̶-)

Of course my sister tried to run away again by standing up but she couldn't do it she was stuck in the corner of the room unable to escape because of the small hallway and the fact the door was close and the corner of the room was just a few inches closed through the door

She couldn't escape

The looked on her face was priceless

 She drew in a panic at that time , that she slipped along the water on the floor failing miserably to stand up when she was trying to wipe the water on our mom's face.

Well it was a good show i have to admit that.

I too still remember that time where I was not spared by my mother's wrath. And I gotta admit she broke the record of playing Chase With our mom. Remembering it was quite scary she wen't full mode on me at that time well that was another story I have to tell.

So after the chase for more than a few minutes and After finally getting caught by my mother's grasp.

She did in fact was not spared that day. She got punished by not allowing to use her phone or her computer for more than a month she presumably did complain about it, but all she got was a loud smack in her head, she fainted after that so I had to dragged her upstairs through her room before our father's got home, She was heavy I do not know what she had eatin this past few days but she weight alot than her skinny body who looked like she hadn't eat in DAYS.

Of course after taking her back to her room which felt like AGES I can finally take a refreshing bath.

Well after that day she started doing less physical prank (to prevent s̶c̶a̶r̶y̶ accident again) but more on annoying me through death and keep teasing me on stupid things prank (I don't know if that's a prank) but it was annoying so of course it did work, more or less.

But enough with that! , She learned her lesson that day. And I too also learned my lesson.

Do not! I repeat do not give her a subtle reaction that she wanted cause if she ever saw my annoyed, particularly disgust reaction. She will and as a matter of fact frankly would go through LENGTH to get my subtle expression. So to put it simple If i wan't to piss her off I should not react to her blunt teasing or particularly annoying me moment's and I was also satisfied with her punishment. So much with her stupid game.

.....

"....Sniffle humph...sniffle" a loud muffled and a grumble left my sister face wiping her nose forcefully clearly stating her dissatisfaction by being bratty about it.

Of course we ignored her whiny behavior, mother put on a benevolent smile on her face while enjoying her food. I too did nothing, minding my own business while eating silently.

Father looked at my sister and me left and right , then he finally looked through my mother.

"Ahem....Sooo.... what exactly happened?" My father let out a fake cough clearly making a topic to stop this painstakingly long silent for HOURS. My mother said nothing and just smiled and of course her benevolent cracked abit. She then finally said..

"Nothing much just teaching our beloved daughter some discipline since she may have forgotten it" My mother smiled and laughed humorlessly patting my sister back. Of course hearing our mother say that, she let out a huff and started chewing and putting more food than her mouth can handle she looked like a hamster, a big one. Her two cheek's bulge with so many food stuffing it forcefully. So she could stop the urge from speaking word's. Seeing her like this I let out a little laugh which sound like a scoff but I was internally laughing on the way she looked right now. And it get's funnier the more I looked at her longer. And it clearly does not help with a huge bump in her head after a huge counter attack my mother had given to her in her head after her blaring complaining about the punishment which caught a headache to my mother.

"Hm-hm" My father merely agreed through my mother's word's no longer taking the subject subdue attention like it was normal (it was normal actually) Maybe he too was wondering the bump my sister had, and why it was given since he did witness a particular scene.

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Right before I was struggling to get my sister up through her room since she was infact indeed heavy, it took me a long time to take the initiative to place her in a 'comfortable' position by dragging her legs with 'mercy' and so that I can also dragged her body effeciently without getting caught since the scream and the fight earlier give it away, we may had been a wierd family who do alot of wierd basis things in our quality time with each other which truthfully the neighbor would have might gotten' used to now it by now. But the scream earlier will not remain unnoticed. They might even file direct murder to us family or a report with a screaming person which truthfully had happened once with our new neighbor who clearly doesn't know us yet.

And so as right through before I can dragged her ass up through her room....

ding!

The bell rang through the door. I froze at my spot overthinking again creating depicted and crucial scenarios, My brain picked up my scenario with my anxiety as I was now literally having a crisis in my mind on how to dragged my sister faster as i was momentarily panicked I moved fast again

『Damn it!! Why the Fuck Is She So Goddamn heavy?!!』

I tried to be more fast and prefixed as my sister head keep bumping on the stairs

〚 Is it me? , or I feel like the stairs has gotten longer??!!〛

« Author: *Sips cup reasoureily* Oh I wonder who might that be that did that. »

Thud....

Ding!

Thud!

Ding!

Thud...

The sound of my sister head bumping through the stairs and the bell ringing impatiently through the door was heard through the room, taunting me. My mind went going on full circle's leeway.

「 I need to get rid of the body fast!」

As I was having my own crisis in my own world, my mother who was just enjoying cleaning the soaked floor to clear of her steam and it worked surprisingly well, as she was humming her own song while cleaning she noticed the doorbell was ringing.

Without an ounce of hesitation she walked through the door with free spirit looking like she was dancing happily while walking. like she didn't just really attempted murder her daughter over a book (Mom: Again as I told you it was not just a book!! (ʘ言ʘ╬)

ding!

The final door bell rang as it had stopped. My Mom then opened the door without hesitation

Clicked!

As I was almost near the stairs finish line. I then looked straight up unconsciously without thinking hearing the sound.

"ah!"

'!!!!'

'!!!!'

"Ah...."

"ah..."

"ahh....."

"...."

"...."

"...."

"Ah! DARLING! You're home already" My mom beamed out as she smiled at my dad happily.

she clasped her hand together and was radiating fully, And joyfully on seeing my dad

My dad blinked rapidly again and again trying to progress what was happening,

"→_→"

"←_←"

He looked at my mom who was really looking particulary happy(Too happy), And then looked directly at me. I remain at my spot not avoiding my father's eye contact I then smiled awkwardly which didn't even reach my eyes,

'Hi dad' , I communicated with my eyes awkwardly saying hello. '? did something happen?', my dad shot a questioning look by staring at me. 'it's....a long story i'll tell you later' , I replied back through my movement. Our telepathy communication broke as we finally broke eye contact.

As Then he finally looked at the thing that I was holding as she lie floating on the stairs looking lifeless her mouth wide open as her eyes rolled back through her head looking completely lifeless she looked really dead

Well it really was quite a scene to hold

"ahem...so...who's hungry?" My dad questioned clearly ignoring my lifeless sister afraid to know further.

As he was clearly confused and blank on the face as curious my father can be he may know my mother temper that we know as he wanted to remain unwanted as curiosity may or may have killed the cat

I sighed