Le Diable
I look at Nathan as the bitch behind me laughs maniacally.
"You know it's funny. That day in the church I noticed the connection there and I thought pushing you away would make it impossible for him to leave me for you but still here we are" she says with venom hanging to her words
"What are you talking about?"Nathan asks her as he looks at me and his eyes seem to ask 'are you alright? ' and I nod which doesn't seem to help so much cause his hand grips the gun even tighter and his jaw clenches even harder.
"Oh don't play coy with me. You ship me off to Paris for my infidelity when really you're the unfaithful one" she says which only seems to confuse Nathan even further.
"I don't know what you're talking about you psychotic bitch" he says in what I believe is either an effort to buy time or distract her. I don't really care which one cause as they start arguing I feel her grip loosen long enough for me to move my right hand under her's which grips the blade.
Waiting for the right moment I shoot my hand out effectively pushing her's away and then grabbing her wrist I raise it up and pass it over my head before turning around and planting my fists into Bimbo Barbie's nose repeatedly and then jamming the knuckles of my middle finger into the under side of her arm in a small space right under her armpit which jars the knife out her hand at which point I drop her hand.
She seems to be about to say bitch but I deliver an uppercut to her face with my left hand and using my left I grab her by the back of her head and guide her bloody nose right into my knee which causes her to drop like a sack of potatoes.
"Did you know about the church before we met?" I ask an awestruck Nathan as I lean against a stall and take off my heels.
"No I didn't see your face so I didn't know" he seems to recover long enough to blurt out.
"Good answer" I say as I try to catch my breath but I hear bimbo Barbie's groans as she attempts to stand up but one dull thud later and Isaac is standing beside us as he looks at the butt of his gun in disgust.
"Dude your ex got her blood, hair and craziness all over the butt of my gun" he says in a childish whiny voice.
" I'll get you a new one if you carry her up to the VIP suite" Nathan pleads with Isaac who just walks over to bimbo Barbie and slings her over his shoulder and makes straight for the door with a frown on his face.
"First dusty spider infested vents, then blood and hair and now grunt work. Gee Nathan, what sort of excitement will you involve me in next? " Isaac says sarcastically as he pulls open the door and immediately an idiot in a glow in the dark suit runs in, eyes closed, shouting "I'll save you Becca"
"Of course. The sheer stupidity and clumsy execution of the plan reeked of a heartbroken fool, but I just didn't expect it to be you Mario" Nathan says as a group of what I can only expect to be french SWAT files into the toilet.
"Oh looks like Serena failed after all" Mario says as he rubs his head in thought.
"Vaffanculo piccolo figlio di puttana" Nathan grits out at Mario who seems scared for a second before remembering that he's the one who just led a private army into the little ladies room.
"Don't worry Nathan. If saving Becca so she can fall in love with me is out of the question, then I guess I can kill you now and wait for her to fall in love with me" Mario says as he takes aim but before he can shoot Nathan pulls a ring out of his pocket and recites some phrase in ancient Latin which I can't understand but one of the men on the squad understands it and quickly trains his gun on Mario.
"Yo what are you doing puta, I paid you to kill him not me" Mario protests as the captain of the squad starts to bark out orders to his errant soldier.
"Capitaine it is Le Diable" the errant member replies as silence falls immediately right before all the guns in the room except Mario's are immediately shifted to Mario.
"We're sorry for the inconvenience Mr Romano" the captain apologises as Mario's gun is taken from him and he's forced to the ground and cuffed.
"Captain I think this fool is resisting arrest. Bring him up to my office when you're done" Nathan says in a tone that I believe inspired them to do their job very well for fear of a very painful death.
As we walk back to his office I hear Mario scream as I hear repeated dull thuds from the butts of 7 guns and 14 men sized standard hard sole boots tenderizing Mario's flesh.
We walk into Nathan's office which like him in "boss" mode, gives off an intimidating aura that makes me feel as if i should be apologizing for something. But the 6ft 2" giant who ignored me all the way here suddenly turns around and wraps me up in a hug.
" Don't ever scare me like that again" he says as he takes a moment to accept that I'm safe and in his arms.
"I'm fine babe" I say as I pull away a little so I can place a kiss on his lips which seems to soothe him.
But as usual it does a little more than that cause one turns to two and it keeps going till it's a roaring fire of desire but as usual someone just had to interrupt.
Isaac knocks before walking in with Mario in tow. "Put on some clothes you horny rabbits" he says as he "covers" his eyes with one hand even though we can all see his eyes peeking through in hopes of seeing something but it drops immediately when he notices that we're still fully clothed.
He sighs in disappointment before dragging Mario in while Ryan carries an unconscous bimbo barbie.
Mario seats down and looks around the space through his last good eye while bimbo barbie is dropped carelessly in the seat next to him.
Isaac mutters something about a redhead but before he and Ryan can leave Mario turns and shouts.
"Hey publicity hires. Yeah I'm talking to you tweedledee and Tweedledum. Pour me a drink before you run along to play in the trash out back" Mario says and judging by the look of pity for Mario on Ryan's face and the mischievous smile on Nathan's I know that the next few moments will not be forgotten in a hurry.