Hanging Out With Death And Killing Some Reincarnators Part 1
( A/N how has GhostyZ not been kicked off of this site anyway did you know that the mystic eyes of death perception can if used correctly can cut into another verse all together i'm not shitting you Shiki did this in Extra)
While I was driving me and Death to Mickey D's I couldn't help but think 'How the hell is Death still alive they should have died by now I mean it's been over 24 hours already you know what i'll just ask them'
After I finished that thought I looked over to Death and I ask her ''How the hell have you not died by now I mean it's been over 24 hours already'' they just responded to my question saying
''Well that's simple you know those reincarnators who stopped the universe to go to different universes well since you know I'm everywhere in the universe or in the Multiverse that would allow me to connect two different bodies to the same universe or a different universe creating a sort of loophole to where I technically haven't stayed a second alive''
'Wow I'm a little surprised but I really shouldn't be if people like Darkseid can do that she should be able to do that because the endless are above gods and even conceptual beings'
But on the outside since I can't change my facial expressions yet I simply let out a low hum... before saying ''We have reached McDonald's or as you like call it Mickey D's what would you like to get Death?''
She thinks for a moment before turning to me and saying ''I don't know tell me what is the most popular thing on the McDonald's menu i'll just get whatever that is''
I started thinking for a few moments before I remembered a survey and Survey that was taken to figure out what was the most popular thing on the menu and after I remembered I looked over to her saying ''I believe that would be McDonald's fries oh and I would recommend you get a vanilla milkshake with those''
After I tell her that she just nods and looks out the window waiting for me to be able to order after a minute or so we were able to order I just told them to get us two fries and two vanilla milkshakes after I asked that they asked would you like large or small I of course chose the large ones and they told us that we had to pay
5.99 dollars usd for are milkshake and
3.78 dollars usd for are fries
After they told us that we proceeded to the first window and paid and then we proceeded to the second window which we got our food from after we got our food Death proceeded to excitedly grab her milkshake and fries and after a few seconds she pops open the top of her milkshake grabs a fry dips it in and eats it she gets a surprised Pikachu face but after that she looks at me saying
''This is some of the best food I've ever eaten'' once she says that to me I couldn't help but think 'I wouldn't exactly call McDonald's food but it is... what it is...'
I proceeded to drive us to my place and then I proceeded to sit down on my couch and enjoy my McDonald's fries and milkshake but suddenly the news channel turned on even though my TV was turned off and we saw Superman getting choked out by some random guy
I then proceeded to turn to death and I asked her ''I'm guessing that's another reincarnator that I have to deal with'' she just shakes her head and says
''You don't have to worry about him the other Justice League members are heading their way'' I couldn't help but let out a sigh and say ''Let me guess Batman already has a way to neutralize the threat''
She just says ''Yep'' and when she does I decide to turn on Netflix and I asked her ''Do you have any recommendations on what you want to watch?'' she thinks for a moment before saying ''How about Breaking Bad I heard so much about that show and I want to watch it''
Once she says that I could not help but think ''I haven't watched Breaking Bad in so long I wonder if it's still good''
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5 Hours Later
After watching the Masterpiece that is Breaking Bad for a while an intrusive thought popped into my mind 'is Death still a virgin wait I should not be thinking about this let me just talk to her maybe I mean we've been sitting in silence watching Breaking Bad for like 5 hours yeah I'll just start up some small talk'
Once I was finished with those thoughts I looked over to death asking ''Are you a virgin...'' Fuck I let my intrusive thoughts take over she simply looks at me with a smile not saying anything
( A/N it ain't my fault you have to intrusive thoughts take over my good buddy what comes after this is completely on you)
''I'm sorry...'' after I say that she just switches Netflix to the news channel showing me the Justice League getting beat up by a group of reincarnators and with a sweet smile she says ''Do your job''
I sigh getting up from the couch while cursing my intrusive thoughts for taking over and once I was done cursing my intrusive thoughts I flew over to to Metropolis and I saw the Justice League getting beat up in person and I couldn't help but think
'What in the hell is happening and why are they so weak they are way stronger than this I mean Batman is casually getting thrown around like he's not that weak'
( A/N he really isn't he can casually bench press a car)
But before I could finish assessing the situation the person who was fighting Batman lunged at me but I just kicked them into the side of a building without a second thought not even looking back at them
And once I did so they all looked at me it was surprised and one said ''Who the hell is he my system didn't tell me about him what's going on this is never happened before system what the fuck is happening oh I see so they're part of the Hidden Quest you told me about all right so I just need to defeat them and I'll gain Kryptonian physiology''
( A/N that's all for today folks also if you didn't know every 300 years or so amazonians get men and rape of them and every male baby that they have they kill the more you know also Wonder Woman is over two thousand years old)