Improvement
- 30 minutes of running around the neighborhood later -
"hahahuwahdaudhadhahhhhh"
Running full speed with 1 minute of rest every time I collapse down is pretty mentally exhausting... Even though after a minute I get back up full of vigor, I still get mentally exhausted due to me getting tired and then not tired in such a short amount of time.
'deez, Vanessa can you show me only my weight and endurance?'
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[ Affirmative, showing Endurance and Weight ]
Endurance: 5(+2)
Weight: 145lbs / 65 kg
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I saw in shock and then later in excitement...
"F**KKKK YEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
I ignored the weird looks from the people looking at me because I was literally yelling at nothing...
"HELL YEAHHHHH 5 ENDURANCE"
IF 5 ENDURANCE MEANS AVERAGE THEN THAT MEANS I COULD HAVE AS MUCH TOLERANCE AS A NORMAL ADULT!!! ADDING 2 MORE THEN I CAN BE CONSIDERED AN ATHLETE!!!!!!
"And my weight too....."
I said as I pondered
'So I can literally lose a lot of weight and also gain a lot of weight in a short amount of time... very amusing...'
I began wondering... what will Lilith and my Mom think if they saw me losing so much weight... SINCE I AM NO LONGER CONSIDERED OBESE, I AM NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING OVERWEIGHT!!!!!
"hhahahaaaaaa"
I chuckled madly while people are running away from me...
"Okay! Time to run back to my house!"
I looked in the direction of my house as I ran with my extremely wet clothes
- 10 minutes of running later -
"Mom! I'm back home!!!"
I was about to walk inside until my mom shouted.
"WHO ARE YOU??? WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE LUCAS???? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM???"
She looked at me with Anger as she slowly grabbed a knife from the kitchen.
"Mom... I AM LUCAS!!!"
"Lies, MY BABY IS AS CHUBBY AS A MARSHMELLO, YOU AREN'T"
I looked at my mom in embarrassment...
"MOM HOW DO I PROVE TO YOU I AM YOUR SON???!"
"To prove you are my son, you must SAY WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY BETWEEN YOU AND ME!"
When she said that I immediately replied,
"OK FINE, IT IS ABOUT HOW I GOT SUCKED OFF BY A GORILLA OKAY???"
When I said that she looked at me calmly as she said with confusion,
"So you ARE my baby... What happened to you? Why are you so skinny now?"
I started sweating on my already wet clothes as I said,
"Don't worry about it, Mom!"
However, after I said that she looked at me with cold eyes
"So... you aren't my son, prepare to die"
As soon as she said that she threw the knife like a javelin towards my right arm...
'OH SHOOT SHE'S AIMING FOR MY ARM! Dodge... LEFT!!!'
After I said that it tore through my sleeve, luckily there isn't any blood gushing out of my clothes...
I was about to convince my mom again before something showed...
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[ Requirements are met ]
[ Fighting Interface acquired ]
[ to open it say "f**k" outwardly ]
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I gaze in shock for a brief second before I smiled devilishly and shouted "FUUUUUUCCCCCCCC********K"
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Current Abilities: Dodging, Prideful
Dodging - you're unfamiliar with this concept, your sluggish and slow movement time indicates how nooby you are...
To upgrade dodging, you must complete the following requirements to upgrade,
[ Dodging - Skillful Dodging ]
Dodge 50 times: 1/50
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Prideful - Your will is unyielding! Your will doesn't allow you to lose!
Fighting ability increased by 50%
[ PASSIVE SKILL ]
[ UNUPGRADEABLE ]
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After quick reading the interface, I yelled in excitement,
"MOM THROW MORE STUFF AT ME PLEASE!"
"Of course, I will, you monster...."
She started throwing ANYTHING in the kitchen towards me: Pots, Seasoning Jars... LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
I started dodging but unfortunately, some of them did hit me... luckily my endurance is 7 thanks to my title so it felt only a little painful...
'3 moree... 2 MOREEEE... 1 MOREEEEEEE!!!!!!'
I said as I focused entirely on my mom's throwing
'DODGED!'
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[ Dodging upgraded! Upgrading to Skillful Dodging. ]
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As soon as it said that I felt like I could dodge quicker and faster... I also felt more comfortable with the concept of dodging.
As soon as I felt that I yelled at my Mom
"FINE MOM STOP I'LL TELL EVERYTHING"
When I said that she stopped and told me,
"We'll talk outside"
Since she's still suspicious of me it's reasonable why she wants to talk about it outside...