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Becoming a Chad!

A man stumbles upon a system that surprisingly makes him more bold and more intelligent… Will he use that to his exploits? Or will he become arrogant due to the system and meet his inevitable demise? - BTW!!! There may be a lot of grammar mistakes, I’m also too lazy to find an editor. The pacing is absolute shit since this is my first time writing a book. I also have the maturity of a 10 year old, SO PLEASE! WORSHIPP ME MY FELLOW DAOISTS!!!

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Charisma

- 10 minutes of spanking later -

"OUCH, F**K, MY ASSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

I was in pain, when I looked at my butt it was beet-red... IT HURTS SO MUCH IT FELT LIKE THOUSANDS OF SHARP NEEDLES ARE POKING MY ASSSSS!!!!!

"Promise me, Lucas, that you'll never come home late ever again."

"OK MOM, I'll never come home late... EVER. AGAIN."

Once I said that she stopped spanking me, and told me to go shower.

I replied with a slight nod with a pained face because... IT'S STILL HURTING!! WHY ISN'T THE SYSTEM REMOVING MY PAIN???

'Maybe it only removes fatigue? Whatever I'll just go shower for now...'

- Showering for 10 minutes -

"Hahahahhhhhhhhhh mannnnn, showering IS. THE. BEST!!!"

I said to myself while looking at the mirror, as much as I hated looking at myself, I looked Fat, I had a chubby face. but I do have some cool facial features... I have the same hair color my mother has, and I have scarlet red eyes for some reason...

My dad was gone ever since I was a baby, so I don't know if my dad has the same eye color as me, OR AM I JUST THAT AWESOME??!

"Wait, why am I looking at myself so intently?"

I was questioning myself since I was literally looking at myself for 5 WHOLE MINUTES.....

"Whatever, I'll just dress up and go back to my room."

Once I was done dressing up, I came out of the bathroom and started walking to my bedroom. However, while I was walking there I spotted my younger sister.

"I heard what you and mom were talking about... HOW THE F**K DID YOU GET YOUR DICKED SUCKED BY A GORILLA? THAT MAKES NO SENSE??!"

I looked at my sister with annoyance, she has short black hair with a couple of strands of red hair, her eyes are also black.

"Shut the f**k up, It's true doe, my dick ACTUALLY got sucked by a gorilla..."

"Whatever bozooooo HAHAHHAHAHAHA"

She started laughing at me as she walked to her room...

'...'

I walked with a dead expression to my room, my younger sister really does like to tease me...

As I came inside my room, I locked the door and I quietly said "Nuts"

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[ Mission Completed! ]

Tell the truth

Reward - .5 Charisma

[ Claim Now? ]

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I nodded my head as I inwardly said 'claim now'

Once I said that I felt a strange bulge in my sweatpants...

I checked my pockets and found a strange cupcake... It looked completely Yellow, yellow frosting, yellow bread, EVERYTHING.

"Wait, so It doesn't transfer the stats directly to me... So does that mean I can give this cupcake to others?"

I thought for a moment,

"No way... It can't be..."

I'll test it in the future since I really need that charisma stats.

'TIME. TO. EAT!!!'

I inwardly said as I chomped the cupcake in tiny bits, It tasted incredibly sour, as If I was tasting the moldy cheese stuck at my school blacktop...

Once I swallowed it, I felt more confident in myself, I felt like if I spoke, my voice will become clearer, and I could speak more authoritatively.

'aweeeee-SOOOOOOMEMEMEEEEEE!!!!'

I yelled inwardly in excitement as I checked my stats

'DEEZ'

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[ Status ]

Name: Lucas Calvario

Titles: "Sucked off by a gorilla"

Bloodline: ???

Strength: 4

Dexterity: 3

Intelligence: 2

Endurance: 2 (+2)

Charisma: 3

Looks: 1.1

Personal Talent: 1

Height: 4'11 / 149cm

Weight: 164lbs / 74kg

[ Current Opinion: ..... ]

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'YE-AHHH-hhh??... Wait why didn't you say anything Vanessa?"

[ ..... ]

'Oh well, whatever, I see that some of my stats have increased... that could mean with hard work, I CAN INCREASE MY STATS!!!!'

I yelled inwardly as I found a new resolve to complete the workout mission... TO INCREASE MY STATS!!!