Chapter 2 – 2. I Won First Place in the Lottery…?

"Aaaaah!!! Help!!! Please help me!!!!!!!"

On the other side, a young woman was being attacked by zombies.

'You can't be attracted to aggression. If you are attracted to aggression in this situation, you'll be screwed!!!!'

If it were Kim Tae-sik, he would have reflexively turned his head towards the woman.

This is a situation that must have been viewed at least from the corner of one's eye.

But now the apocalypse is imminent,

Plus, zombies are coming at you.

Kim Tae-sik didn't even look at the screaming woman and focused on the zombie that was attacking him.

ㅡSasasak!!!!

Afterwards, Kim Tae-sik took a slight backstep.

This is to ensure a sufficient distance to hit the zombie's head with an iron pipe.

In an instant, a certain distance from the zombies was secured,

"Fuck you!!!"

ㅡFuuuuuck!!!!!

The zombie's head was struck vertically without mercy.

– Stumble!!

The blow caused the zombie's center of gravity to tilt forward.

Sasasasak!!!

Kim Tae-sik turned halfway to the side of the zombie and secured space in an instant.

ㅡBuuuuung!!!!

The zombie's body leaned forward.

Kim Tae-sik has secured space next to him.

The back of the zombie's head was exposed defenseless.

In that composition, Kim Tae-sik put his full weight on the zombie and hit the iron pipe towards the back of the zombie's head.

ㅡFooooo!

Kim Tae-sik's iron pipe attack hit the back of the zombie's head with a tremendous hitting sound.

ㅡSplat!!!!

The zombie, hit hard on the back of the head, fell to the floor.

ㅡFuaaaaah!!!!

But Kim Tae-sik has already experienced it.

He clearly experienced a situation just before when a zombie attacked him again without a confirmed kill being made.

As if I would never face such danger twice,

Kim Tae-sik held his iron pipe strongly with both hands and

He aimed at the head of the fallen zombie and struck it down like an axe.

-Stand up and stand!!!

The zombie's head was smashed.

It was a perfect confirmed kill.

"Wow… I'm losing a lot of stamina… I'm swinging while extremely nervous, so my stamina is very low…"

Look around – look around – look around –

Taesik Kim, who killed two zombies, looked to see if another zombie was approaching.

"This isn't a situation where you can have fun killing zombies like in a game. "We must quickly return to the base camp we built in the outskirts before the zombies pouring out onto the main street spread further."

Kim Tae-sik usually boasts a considerable amount of exercise.

He prepared even harder after hearing the prophecy that the zombie apocalypse was coming.

However, defeating zombies in an urgent situation involved enormous physical strength and fatigue.

So he further clarified his goal of heading to base camp.

ㅡDa-da-da-da-da-da-da!!!!!

So Tae-sik Kim started sprinting towards the base camp.

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"Fucked…"

Fucked. Actually, I was already fucked.

'Fuck, I fell off while jerking off… Ugh… I'm so fucking embarrassed…'

So, it was about 5 months ago.

I was enjoying a hot and cold happy hour in the rooftop room where I lived.

I'd like to say that it was a really hot and intimate night.

My lust exploded because I found a pornographic video that I really liked.

If he could hold back that lust, he couldn't be considered a 24-year-old man with a vigorous body.

'I was shaken so hard that my spirit would fly away… But I never thought my soul would really fly away…'

I was jerking like crazy.

I hit it two, three times, endlessly.

At that moment, I was clearly playing alone.

However, he was engrossed in madness as if he was enjoying real sex with the woman on the screen.

It burned with passion, as if I was truly making love to that pornographic actor.

But I guess it was too burned.

While jerking off, he fell behind her and hit her head on the floor, causing her to fall.

Due to such a tragedy, Kim Tae-sik, a 24-year-old South Korean boy, died while playing.

'Oh… The goddess is so pretty…!!!'

After falling so violently, I ended up in the underworld.

There I met the goddess.

The goddess sat in front of me the size of an apartment building.

I felt like Son Goku in the palm of Buddha.

The goddess was truly beautiful.

The sight, shining brightly with bright light, even seemed sacred.

It felt like the embarrassment I had suffered while jerking off was completely healed.

[Get on your knees, you bastard…]

Fucked.

I got screwed again.

While I was completely absorbed in appreciating the beauty of the goddess, I suddenly fell to her knees.

He was upset that his daughter died after beating him, and he fell to her knees like a criminal.

The goddess began to recite my crime to me, who was in such a miserable state, with a noble, slightly angry expression.

Eventually, she couldn't control her emotions and started running wild towards me, calling me a psychopath.

'It's okay to say harsh things because you're so damn pretty, but… No matter how you look at the goddess, it seems like she's talking nonsense, right?'

I felt that there was something incoherent in the goddess's words.

No matter how I looked at it, the things she was listing had absolutely nothing to do with me.

How dare I say it with my mouth

The human Tae-sik Kim is a person who can live without the law, a person who loves food more than the law.

If God commanded a wise man to select 15 righteous people from the fallen earth, I would definitely be one of them.

I, Taesik Kim, am that kind of person.

I am a person who pays money to watch porn.

Don't those AV sisters have to make money too?

The pornographic videos I watched while jerking off were also purchased with money.

Of course, porn is illegal in Korea.

However, there must be enough flexibility to go beyond that level.

Since I was such a confident person, of course I immediately interrupted the goddess and complained.

"I beg your pardon? "It was a mistake?"

The truth has been revealed.

So the current situation was a mistake.

It was a situation where the goddess misunderstood Kim Tae-sik, a righteous person, as another Kim Tae-sik with the same name.

Judging from the episodes the goddess talked about earlier, it seems like another Kim Tae-sik is a psychopath.

Even though he died in a miserable way while having fun.

But it was truly deplorable to be associated with such a psychopath.

In any case, it is said that Kim Tae-sik, a righteous person, was not destined to die from hitting his daughter in the first place.

He was destined to just hit his daughter and faint and wake up again.

However, the goddess mistook me for another Kim Tae-sik who had the same name as well as age and gender, and made me doomed to death instead of fainting.

"Wow… How do you not only have name, age, and gender… But also faint at the same time? "To the extent that your soul bleeds out?"

Still, isn't she a goddess?

A goddess shouldn't do that.

Therefore, she sternly scolded her, asking how she could make such a big mistake just because her name, age, and gender were the same.

As a result, she heard more detailed circumstances of the incident.

Due to this amazing coincidence, I had no choice but to slap myself.

Kim Tae-sik, a psychopathic villain with the same name as me, happened to faint at the same time as me.

Moreover, both of us fainted to the point where our souls slightly escaped.

To be precise, I am a general fainter,

Psychopath Kim Tae-sik was in a state of near-death fainting.

In a case like mine, it is said that it is normal if the soul does not escape.

However, the passionate happy time coincided with the fainting situation.

An explosive orgasm was added to the shock of fainting.

That caused my soul to run away from my body.

Of course, this is the goddess's analysis.

I agree.

It was such an amazing night.

"If it was such a coincidence, there's nothing we can do about it."

There could be a mistake.

I, Taesik Kim, am not a very strict person.

In particular, he is a man who can be generous enough to be a goddess-level beauty.

Since you know it was a mistake, you just have to admit it and take it back.

So she asked the goddess if she could bring her back to life.

"You already… Put on makeup…?"

[I'm sorry…]

I already put on makeup…

I didn't know that so much time had passed since I came to the afterlife…

According to the goddess, the difference in the so-called psychological experience between the afterlife and this world is quite large…

Anyway, damn it, I ended up falling because of the goddess's mistake, and my body had already been cremated, so I couldn't go back.

[We will help you be reincarnated in another world…]

Fortunately, the goddess didn't come out in mode because she had a stomachache.

She didn't seem like the type of person to come out like that in the first place.

I was really sorry.

The goddess took her own measures.

The solution that came out of that was reincarnation into another world.

Afterwards, she searched around the world for her previous life.

"Wow… Did someone who really went to another world write a novel about their experience?"

Among the places nominated for my previous birthplace was a different world where a demon lord exists.

The other world seen through the goddess' hologram was similar to the images I had through novels and comics.

"The world of gender reversal has its own charm, but…"

And there was another world where men and women were reversed.

However, in the end, I gave up reincarnating in a different world and a world where men and women were reversed.

Enjoying it through novels or webtoons seemed completely different from actually living in that world.

Kim Tae-sik, the daughter who went crazy, is a person who has finally become accustomed to modern civilization.

I decided that it would be difficult to adapt if I went to another medieval-style world.

Also, the world where men and women are reversed…

I wondered if I could handle a possible reverse rape.

I am secretly a pure lover.

That's how I ended up going through many different worlds.

Then, I was finally offered two worlds similar to the Earth I lived on.

The two places felt similar to Earth's parallel world.

However, both places had their own risks.

On the one hand, it was not a risk that threatened one's life.

Yes.

It is not a life-threatening risk.

It is not a life-threatening risk, but

Depending on your thoughts, the feeling,

Or it was a threat that could have been something more than that.

That risk was TS.

If I were to be reincarnated in that world, I would have had to get rid of my dick.

I am a person who ended up in the afterlife while having fun.

This is a person who loves the happy times that my alter ego brings.

For that reason, I could not bear to accept TS.

The world we finally chose after all these twists and turns is the world we live in today.

It was a world on the verge of a zombie apocalypse.

[I will give you some special benefits…]

Kim Tae-sik, a righteous man at risk of being reincarnated in a world facing a zombie apocalypse without any foundation;

Because I was like that, the goddess said she would give me some special privileges.

The goal was to provide the ability to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

The goddess entered two pieces of information into my mind as a reincarnated person.

It was the lottery winning number and coin-related information.