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Beauty and The Bodyguard

When an S-class elite, assassin-raised captain of a special ops suicide squad comes home from a high-stakes Africa mission, he finds himself offered something that could potentially set him up for life- a curious assignment that he could use to finally exit his days of war and slaughter. Then placed into a high-school setting, Lin Yi is tasked by the chairman of a top-tier multi-billion company with bodyguard duty for non-other than his own daughter, a certain little Miss of said high-school. His enemies, once ranging from drug lords, mafia bosses, political figures, and national leaders, are soon replaced with spoiled kids who happen to have rich papas and mamas, and Lin Yi finds his intense expertise and high-threat skillset misused and very underwhelmed... But he does get a harem cast as diverse as his old enemies, so Lin Yi decides that, for the sake of messing around with girls as an invincible entity in a down-leveled environment, leaving his bloody and death-filled war days behind is something he'd definitely want to strive for.

Fishman The Second · Urban
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11506 Chs

CH24

Mengyao and Yushu were planning on watching the development from the bathroom door.

The first thing they saw after peeking their heads in, to their surprise, was Lin Yi’s ‘water gun’ spraying at Pinliang relentlessly.

Mengyao’s eyes opened wide as she attempted to process the scene before her.

Didn’t Zhong Pinliang say that no one was going to use the toilet? What was Lin Yi doing, then?

Mengyao’s hands reached for her eyes, covering them up on reflex as she left the scene hastily. “PERVERT!!!”

Even Yushu cried out in shock when presented with the ‘water gun’. Her curiosity, however, prompted her to look a little longer before running after Mengyao, her eyes uncovered.

“So it really does change between big and small, like the books say..!” Yushu mumbled.

“What’s that, Shu?” Mengyao asked as she moved, not quite understanding the contents of Yushu’s mumbling.

“It’s nothing…”

Yushu’s face went red instantly- it wasn’t something she wanted Mengyao hearing.

“Ahh, I can’t take this anymore, I really can’t!” Mengyao didn’t so much as pause until she reached the classroom, still panting as she spoke. “How could he...? How could that moron show me something so disgusting, so ugly!!! It’s over. It’s over, it’s all over! I’m not pure anymore!”

Yushu pouted in response. _Just seeing it makes you impure? I was looking at it even after you left, doesn’t that make me a slut then…_

Just seeing the thing wouldn’t kill anyone… If anyone should be complaining it should be Lin Yi! His privates weren’t private anymore! “Yao Yao, that’s the boy’s washroom you know… We’re the ones who went there to peek!”

“Ah!”

The thought silenced Mengyao, for it seemed utterly logical. There didn’t seem to be any problem with a guy peeing in the men’s bathroom, was there….?

Her peeking on said guy, however, was a different story. Wouldn’t that make Mengyao the perpetrator, then? A sudden thought came to her as she tried to find a way out. “Ah-! That’s right, you forced me in there! You were pulling me!”

“Whaaat? Didn’t we decide to go after what that Zhong Pinliang told us? That no one goes to the bathroom at this time?”

Mengyao was not pleased. Yushu, as usual, believed herself faultless. She even pushed the blame onto Zhong Pinliang!

There wasn’t much she could do at this point- what had been seen could not be unseen. Mengyao sighed, troubled at how unlucky she was.

It was the most traumatizing thing her fragile heart had ever experienced!

Drinking Lin Yi’s juice yesterday was also due to her own horrible luck, and there was no one to blame for that.

Mengyao only wished one thing regarding Lin Yi himself, and it was a wish she’d pay any price for. She wanted Lin Yi out of her home, and out of her life!

She was living a peaceful life before that bastard butted in all of a sudden!

It took no more than two days for her to lose her innocence, her purity! She lost her first kiss, and she saw something that should never be seen by a young girl like her! To what lengths would she continue to lose her innocence, should Lin Yi remain?

It had been decided. Mengyao would talk things over with her father face to face the instant he got back. She’d have him compensate Lin Yi for the contract, if that’s what it took. It was out of the question to risk having Lin Yi by her side any longer, the danger was too much!

Zhong Pinliang’s scream didn’t affect Lin Yi at all. If anything, he felt more refreshed! The two other screams from Mengyao and Yushu, however, shook Lin Yi indefinitely.

...What the actual fuck were those ladies doing in the men’s washroom…..?!

Lin Yi rubbed his forehead as he contemplated. Screaming after peeking? Don’t peek in the first place, then! What’d you expect a guy to do in the men’s bathroom?!

Very unprofessional peeking showcased here today. It wasn’t peeking when you screamed and alerted the victim to your presence, now was it?

Lin Yi pulled his pants up, and made his way out the door.

“Stop! Where do you think you’re going?”

Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu stood in Lin Yi’s path, blocking off the exit.

“You sure you wanna leave your boss lying on the ground like this? Everyone else is getting back from the exercise break soon. Last thing I imagine he’d want is to have them see him like this… He won’t recover from the shame, or from the loss of rep.” Lin Yi said as he eyed the guy moaning in a puddle of pee.

Zhong Pinliang’s ass was injured enough as it was- falling on his butt again only destroyed him. The pain made it impossible for him to get up himself, and it was all he could do to writhe in agony in the puddle.

“Uh…” Xiaofu wasn’t sure what to do- what Lin Yi said made complete sense. Without a doubt, reputation was above all in this school. Zhong Pinliang would never be able to raise his head around here ever again if someone saw him crawl out the bathroom drenched in pee.

“Hmph, we’re not done with you yet. Just you wait.” Naipao understood that it wasn’t the time to be dealing with Lin Yi. Another chance would come.

“Whatever.”

Lin Yi strolled out the bathroom without a care.

“The fuck are you two still standing there for?! Help me up!”

Pinliang didn’t think too much of it at first, but Lin Yi’s words kickstarted his anxiety. He couldn’t afford to have anyone see him this way.

“But Liang Bro… Your clothes…”

Naipao didn’t want to be anywhere close to Pinliang. He was a guy covered in pee!

He’d get it all over his hands if he helped him up now!

Xiaofu was evidently thinking the same, his hand hovering in the air as he hesitated.

“Hoh… Think I’m too dirty for you, huh?”

Pissed off, Zhong Pinliang reached out and grabbed the two by their clothes.

Having been tainted by the pee anyway, the two moved to lift Pinliang up as they smiled bitter smiles.

Going back to class like this, however, was not an option. They’d have to find themselves someplace to shower and have their clothes changed before returning.

Without delaying any longer, the three left the school via the back door.

Having the tables turned on him like this pissed Zhong Pinliang off heavily. He swore to give Lin Yi a trauma he’d never forget.

Not just for him, but also for Mengyao’s sake, whom Lin Yi had flashed in front of.

It was something he could never forgive- it was like having your girl violated by someone else!

Mengyao wasn’t technically his girl yet, but Zhong Pinliang had no doubt that the day drew near.

With his merciless strength and family background, Mengyao was as good as his.

The thought eased Pinliang’s heart a little as his followers helped him out of the school.

LIn Yi, on the other hand, was thinking of the term ‘exercise break’*. He couldn’t believe his ears the first time he’d heard it, back on the mountain. Seriously, students doing _that_ between classes? Big cities were very different indeed!

(*The original Chinese term had two meanings- exercise and sex.)

He only learned afterward that it was a misunderstanding- exercise break was simply that- an exercise break.

It was clear that Lin Yi lacked any innocence one would expect from a villager. He was, on the contrary, a larger pervert than your common teen.

Mengyao only gave a ‘hmph!’ as Lin Yi returned to the classroom. She lowered her head, unsatisfied that Lin Yi had come back unscathed. She was hoping for Zhong Pinliang and the others to teach him a lesson, too!

Lin Yi coming back unscathed could only mean one thing, after all. It was Zhong Pinliang’s loss.

*[advantage]: by having their erection in contact with her

*[ cent bills]: China has cents in bills called jiao

*[Guoshu]: Guo here means country and shu means technique

*[ 190 centimeters]: Over 6ft tall

*[Lake Cui]: Cui Hu, also means Green Lake

*[hundred dyuan bills]: 100yuan is their biggest bill

*[Daoist Fierce Tiger]: The author of this novel

*[Noodles]: made of wheat

*[Rice Noodles]: made of rice

*[Zhang Tian Tian]: Tian means sweet

*[Bajiquan]: Also known as Eight Extremities Fist, but Bajiquan sounds nicer to me

*[Long Taos]: side characters in Chinese operas who perform acrobatics and fight scenes

*[12.47 to 13.07]: don't ask me about the tree sap