THE SERPENT AND ITS HUNTING STRATEGIES

THE STRATEGIES UTILIZED BY SNAKE TYPE 'POKIMON'

Making you blind by spitting in your eyes.

Making you sick by injecting toxins into your body via a bite.

Making you lame by severing the tendons in your limbs.

Slowly killing your Soul via Suffocation/Stress/Pressure/Strangulation. The purpose of this is to take away your ability to generate energy. Breathing and Energy Generation go hand in hand.

Keeping you caged, imprisoned, small and fearful by making a lot of unnecessarily intimidating noise(Rattlesnake Tactics)/making itself look more intimidating/imposing by expanding the hood on its head and we all know that a hood is meant to conceal one's face. The power of darkness lies in the fear of not knowing what is concealed within it. (Cobra Tactics)

If all the above fail, the snake beats a hasty retreat to await a more opportune time.

BASICALLY, EVERY SNAKE ATTEMPTS ONE OF THESE SIX STUPID STRATEGIES

Attacking the Senses.

Attacking your Health.

Crippling your Mobility.

Attacking your Sustenance/Support Network.

Attacking your Soul/Spirit through fear and the mingling of threats with Half Truths.

If all else fails the Snake beats a hasty retreat and attempts to exploit your future Spiritual Laxity by cultivating in you a false sense of security.

HOWEVER KNOW YOU THIS DAY THAT FROM THE MOMENT YOU SEND THE FIRST SNAKE PACKING, YOU HAVE JUST JOINED THE SNAKE HUNTING CLUB AND THAT CLUB REQUIRES 100% DEDICATION, THIS DEDICATION CAN ONLY BE EXPRESSED IN REAL NUMBERS NOT DECIMALS. THE MOMENT IT DROPS BY A DECIMAL OR FRACTION, IF YOU HAVEN'T MASTERED THE PATHS OF THE SCORPION, LION, HORSE, SHEEP OR GOAT, YOU ARE DOOMED.

TOOLS REQUIRED FOR SNAKE HUNTING

Goggles to prevent the Snake from spitting in your eyes.

Coarse Denim Jeans Trousers and Jacket to stop its fangs dead in their tracks before they can bite any part of your body. These must be long sleeved not short.

Gloves so that you can actually pick the snake up by the Head and not fear being bitten. These gloves must cover every finger and be as coarse as the coarsest Denim Jeans you can ever find.

Darth Vader's Gas Mask and this must flow all the way from your nose and also cover your neck then end at your chest as a Breastplate so the Snake cannot suffocate you. This obviously must be made of the toughest radiation insulating alloy material you can ever find. Snakes will always find a way to exploit base minerals.

Powerful Ghetto Blasting Beats Headphones so that you cannot hear a single word the Snake utters and can thus escape its Hypnosis via intimidation; play the nicest Beethoven 5th Symphony and please do not be stupid enough to read the Snake's lips.

When the Snake sees you looking like Edward Elric the Fullmetal Alchemist, at that point it will run away.

Have an Electromagnetic Pulse Emitter ready in case the Snake chooses to resort to Energy Attacks. Yes, the Snake uses Six Offensive Strategies, you must be one step ahead of any strategy it could possibly conceive.