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Bean Kingdom! A World Domination Story!?

#WPC 158 # (Read chapter 1 for full info) There is something wrong with this novel! 0_0 Terribly and utterly wrong! How is it so cute yet so disturbing at the same time!!! This is illogical! The author belongs in an asylum for sure! You’ll think the same soon too! (He also has a main novel that’s even worse!) Kingdom-building. Alright I can get on board with that who doesn’t like some kingdom building from time to time. Non-human one? Alright fair enough. It adds a little spice. Main character is a bean? Are you pulling my leg?! Like seriously?! A spirit bean…. what?! Okay. Real weird, but I can accept this being a light funny read. OH GOD NO. ABORT, ABORT! Light?! There is nothing light about this read! At all! World domination is already a red flag! Give me back my fluffy expectations! But these followers! Why is every citizen of this bean kingdom batshit insane?! That’s it! I’m out! Petition to boycott the author! WHO’S WITH ME!!! RIP…all readers are too traumatized to get their bearings. They won’t be doing much of anything. **** Legit if you don’t enjoy misunderstandings and story becoming slightly dark at times stay out! Thank you! **** Schedule for main novel : 1 Chapter a day Midnight gmt+8 (OR MORE!!!) This one will be updated whenever I feel like it / depending on support it gets. (it is a side-story of the main novel) Editor : My readers pointing out mistakes ^_^ My Discord : https://discord.gg/TccuJPD

Zombie · Fantasy
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16 Chs

Confused Leader Bean

UWAWAWAWAWA bean is confused!

The tall crying man brings bean to a small clearing.

Then he gives orders.

Something about making a house for bean.

That is so kind!

But bean is used to living in the wild.

At least bean thinks.

This is the first day of thinking bean.

Bean cannot remember anything before.

Beans don't live in houses usually, right?

Hum bean is not sure.

Maybe there are beans that live in houses somewhere?

Bean is actually excited about it.

The crying man says something about being bean's father.

I guess he is really sad.

Bean is obviously a bean.

Not a tall pointy-eared species!

Bean guesses he is too sad to realize.

That is the worst!

Not for bean.

Bean is happy about getting a father.

But still, bean is a righteous bean!

Bean will not take advantage of the kind man!

Bean tells him that bean is a bean, not an …elf?

Apparently, they are called elves!

Dark elves because they enjoy the shade!

Probably!

He laughs and tells bean not to worry.

He knows bean is a bean and to simply call him father.

Hum, bean does not understand.

But bean wants him to cheer up.

"F-father!"

"Your father is here! HAHA"

Bean's new father is weird.

He just wants bean to call him.

But he never keeps the conversation going!

He just goes your father is here.

Then, he laughs by himself.

Bean can see you are here!

Bean is a smart and alert bean!

Bean finds it weird.

Maybe it is a dark elf thing.

Maybe bean cannot understand because bean is a bean.

He keeps asking bean to call him.

Never says anything. He just laughs.

After a while bean's house is ready.

It is huge!!

Then again, bean is really small.

Many things are huge to bean haha.

A pedestal is there in the middle.

My new father approaches it with me in hand.

He folds a cloak many times and makes a cushion with it.

Then he gently puts bean on it.

Bean is really lucky.

Such a nice and comfy home.

"Listen up everyone! From now on we shall rebuild and live on. It might be harsh and difficult, but we will prevail. No matter what. From now on any order this bean has is as good as any of mine. Any dissident will be considered a traitor. All bow to your new leader!"

UWAWAWAWA

What is happening?

Why?!

How?!

Bean is just a bean.

They are all kneeling in front of bean.

Now bean has a father.

Bean is also a …leader?!

What?!

This is bad!

"Bean is just a bean. Get up, everyone!"

"All pledge loyalty! Now!"

Father isn't helping!

What is it now?!

Bean wonders what is happening.

No one is moving.

My new father seems to grow angrier by the second.

Anger is bad. Calm is better.

"Of course my king! Right away!"

A tall pretty lady gets up.

She comes closer.

Does she want to be friend with bean?

Bean wants new friends!

She takes out a blue thingy.

Long, thin.

The part she grabs is different from the rest.

She brings the thing to her hand.

She slices …. what?!

Blood is flowing 0_0

Bean doesn't like blood!

She drips it all over bean.

Nooooo.

Bean is scared!

WHHHHAAAAA

Something happened to bean.

Bean can …feel the lady?

Weird feeling.

Bean doesn't understand.

"All of you fuckers do the blood pledge right now or I'll help you with it myself! I'm sure losing your head would help you get all of it flowing properly."

Tall lady is scary.

They all get up and get near bean.

Noooooo.

Bean gets showered in blood.

This is bad!

Bean is a cute green bean!

Bean doesn't want to be red!

Bean is not used to the color!

*sob sob*

"Everything will be alright now. They will all protect and care for you as I do. They have no choice anymore. You can rely on them. All will be fine my child. Do not worry."

They will all protect bean?

All care for bean?

Bean can rely on them?

Ah! Bean can feel all of them!

Wait, bean knows what this means.

Bean has a family now!

This is the best!

"Thank you, father! Bean is happy!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Father is laughing again. He is happy.

Happy is good.

Father is joyful.

Bean is joyful.

Tall lady in the background is joyful too!

Hum, why is she still here?

Everyone else left already.

I can feel them alive.

They are outside.

Bean will have to get used to it.

"Father will let you rest for a while. You must be tired after this long day. Rhinnase let's leave and let bean rest."

Is bean tired?

Bean is not sure.

Bean is cozy in bean's new cushion.

Oh, wait. The tall lady is called Rhinnase?

That is a pretty name.

It fits the pretty lady haha.

"Right away my king. Bean I will come to visit again, would you like that?"

"Bean would like that very much! Bean would love it!"

"Haha. Alright, then I promise I will come to play with you some other day! Take care little bean and sleep well. Otherwise, you won't be able to grow into a tall and strong bean!"

OH? Bean needs to sleep to grow?

Bean will sleep then.

Bean is a good bean after all!

"Goodnight Rhinnase, goodnight father!"

"HAHAHAHAHA good night little bean."

Father and the lady leave.

Father is still laughing.

I wonder what makes father laugh so much?

Is bean supposed to know?

Bean does not think it is a problem.

Ah…this is complicated.

Let me see, how does one sleep?

Bean…doesn't know.

Bean has never slept.

Can beans even sleep?

Bean is not sure.

...…

Bean might have a problem.

...….

Bean has a big problem!

...…

Bean cannot sleep.

Will father be disappointed?

Bean tried bean's very best.

Hum father is kind.

Father will forgive bean for sure!

Hum but what should bean do?

Ah! Beans knows!

Bean will focus on the warmth that bean feels.

Bean will focus on sensing bean's new family.

At first, bean finds it hard.

But then bean finds a trick.

Bean is a resourceful bean.

Bean just needs to think hard about them.

Bean can know how they are doing.

Bean thinks they are happy.

Still, today has been a long day.

Bean got a father.

Bean got a family.

Bean got a new friend.

Bean became a leader!

Ah…. what is a leader supposed to do?

Bean will have to ask.

Bean will definitively ask tomorrow!

More updates to come real soon people! In the meantime you guys should totally join The Unnamed God Discord haha, link always in synopsis as usual.

Oh yeah , DROP THESE STONES LIKE YOU WOULD DROP THE MIC, BUT DO IT REPEATEDLY (UNLIKE A MIC BECAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR)!!

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