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Bashing MyHead At my Table As I Was Writing This

A not so serious story about a man who died bashing his head at my table in front of me as I stare at his corpse blankly. . . . . . . . . . . LOL Disclaimer: Read this work if you want, don't give it some 1 star reviews for shit and giggles. Also, I don't own some characters or elements in the story. The cover is not mine. The synopsis above was a dud. Just read the story.

Silent_John_23 · Anime & Comics
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18 Chs

Chapter 6 Keikaku Doori

""Alice!""

I rolled sideways into the woods as I tried to remove the gnome in my shoulder. After flinging away the gnome, I saw the golf cart's retreating figure that was being chased by a giant. They ignored me fully after I got out of the golf cart and focused on retrieving their queen.

I walked towards the Mystery Shack slowly while looking at the setting sun. Not the least bit worried about Dipper and Mabel.

Now, I am alone. Keikaku Doori! I wasn't planning on interfering with the plot much cause as I don't know if everything will change drastically with my involvement.

I only came with Dipper today to; firstly, check if something changed with me existing and lastly, to check the blueprint of the inter-dimensional portal even if it is only 1/3 of it.

Ever since I realized that this was really Gravity Falls, I planned to just hole up in my room. Now that I gained so much from the system and discovered that I have an OP bloodline was all the more reason to hole up in my room.

I need to practice and experiment a bit with my capabilities as I am still not very much familiar with them.

After a few minutes of walking, I arrived at the backyard of the Mystery Shack. I saw Dipper behind Mabel as she held the leaf blower. I just stood in my place as I didn't want to disturb them.

"That's for breaking my heart!"

"And this is for messing with my brother!"

Mabel looked at Dipper and said, "Wanna do the honors?"

Dipper smiled and replied, "On one... two—"

""Three!""

Dipper and Mabel launched Jeff to the giant making it crumble while Jeff was flung away to the forest. They then drove away the remaining gnomes away to the forest.

Narrator PoV

As Dipper was walking towards the shack, Mabel called him and said,

"Hey, Dipper! I-um... I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me."

"Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there."

"Maybe I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes."

"Look on the bright side, maybe the next one will be a vampire."

Mabel jokingly punch his arm while saying, "Oho, you're just saying that."

"Awkward sibling hug?"

"Awkward sibling hug."

They hugged and patted each other in the back before walking inside. As they were just about to enter, they froze remembering about someone.

"You didn't even check if I'm fine? You're both so cruel~"

They looked behind them to see Alice walking to them with her hair in a mess and dirt in her face. She was teasing them for forgetting about her.

"It's not like that..."

"Come on, Dipper. I'm just teasing you. No need to feel guilty."

The twin entered the shack with gloomy faces while Alice was behind looking at them playfully. Stan detached himself from counting his money and looked at the three of them before saying,

"Yeesh! You took a hit by a bus or something? Aha!"

Dipper and Mabel just walked ahead while Alice stayed and stared at Stan. Stan looked at Alice and the twins before saying something.

"Uh, hey! W-Wouldn't you know it, I-uh accidentally overstocked some inventory. So, uh- how about each of you take one item from the gift shop... on the house, y'know."

(Mabel) : "Really?"

(Dipper) : "What's the catch?"

"The catch is do it before I change my mind. Now take something."

Alice leaned on the counter and said, "I can take one right? You said each of us takes one."

"Do what you want."

After a while Dipper took a hat for himself while Alice just took a camera. Meanwhile, Mabel took a...

"Grappling Hook! Yes!"

Dipper and Stan looked at each other while Alice just smirked.

"Why don't you take a doll or something?"

Mabel ignored Stan and pointed the grappling hook upwards before firing. Making her dangle in the ceiling as she shouted, "Grappling Hook!"

"Fair enough!"

"I'll go home now Dipper, Mabel. It's getting late. See you next time."

Alice left and got home after a few minute walk.

Alice PoV:

"I'm home~!"

I said loudly to announce my presence.

"Welcome home, Alice. Did you have fun? You still have dirt in your clothes."

"*sigh* Yeah, we played in the woods."

If being chased by a bunch of angry gnomes was playing... well I didn't have to worry it's all according to plan.

"Oh, right. Where's Jay and Cecil?"

"They already slept."

That fu**er! He knows that I will get back at him when I get back so he already slept. I bet he locked his room.

"What's for dinner?"

"I cooked some meatloaf. You can also order pizza if you want."

~~TIME SKIPUUU~~

In Alice' Bedroom

What an exhausting day it was. So many things happened in just a day. I got transmigrated and became a girl, got the system, met Dipper and Mabel, been chased by a bunch of gnomes, and got a magical camera.

That's right. The camera that I took from Stan's gift shop is an x-ray camera. It can see through things like walls and cl– ahem. Anyway, it can also zoom and see far places up to a kilometer.

With this I can watch what those two are doing even if I hole up in my room. I need this because I will stay in my house and rarely go out because I will be testing my bloodline magic. It will be a long task as it was explained that the stronger the avatar, the longer the process.

I also plan to recreate music from my previous world here. This world have good music and other things but it seems that there is nothing like the ones from my world.

Anyway, this is an exhausting day. I need to test my bloodline magic in my sleep. This || Dream Shifter || magic is really convenient, I can rest and practice at the same time.

Let's sleep now and test this magic!