The Idiot Drunk Who's Being Paid Too Much

Chapter 6

Ban decided he liked Shoto, for some reason (the fact that he is actually right about a quarter of the conspiracy theories, at least the history based ones) Shoto loves making conspiracy theories, and Ban loves conspiracy theory making with him, also they both like video games and drinking, (Shoto drinks apple juice about the same amount of alcohol that Ban does, which is not healthy at all) so all in all they were good enough friends by the second day and Shoto can now resist any smell in the world. (none of them were as bad as Ban's apartment.)

After three days have passed from their initial meeting Ban realized something,, he forgot his pay check from Aizawa. So he rushes over to UA in an extreme hurry. (His pass still works) When he gets there he meets Shoto in Aizawa's classroom, "Shoto! I didn't know you go to the school I'm teaching at!, I thought you were going to some hero school! " said Ban, currently in the #1 hero school in japan.

"Uh first, we first met in here, two, how did you get a job here not knowing what this schools about, and three, your stepping on Aizawa's leg." Shoto said, making his class wonder where Shoto met the guy on the news, and how long they talked. "Oh sorry Aizawa," Ban said, stepping off Aizawa's leg/foot, Ban can't remember "could I have my paycheck and may I continue to teach here because I thought this was a regular school! Haha!"

Ban was truly completely oblivious to the school he was teaching was a herp school, much to everyone's surprise. (slightly less for Shoto) "*sigh*okay ask Nedzu for the payment and if you can still work here, hopefully not…" Aizawa said in annoyance and surprise that Shoto knew Ban and that Ban had no clue that this was a hero school, quite disappointed in both of them for knowing each other.

"Okie dokie Aizawa" Ban said completely happy with that, while Aizawa was thinking 'I don't get paid enough for this'. Right that moment, the door (the vent above them, I would say that Nedzu is too small to open the giant doors of class A-1) opened, revealing the rat thing that hired him. "Hello Ban, I've been expecting you, here take the payment, Aizawa said 30 times more than the normal payment for a week, because the day you were here was a villain attack. Unless you would want to teach here, then we shall talk salary." Nedzu said as soon as the door opened.

"I was gonna ask you about that, actually. I would wanna work here, as long as the payment is high," Ban said, seeing how much money he could get away with. "Okay that's fine! That would be 200$ per hour but multiplied by thir-" Nadzu was interrupted by Ban, "two HUNDRED dollars per hour! And that was the base price!" Ban was clearly never paid much for his somewhat consistent drinking hours. (ie:24/7 of the time he has drunk five milk jugs, in the past hour, [he can still snap out of being drunk when in a fighting situation]) so he was shocked at the money he was making, "you know what, I'll just take 500$ per hour, if it was 6000 I couldn't fit it in my house!" Ban said, being (the first time in his life) not greedy.

"Okay then, I guess we will pay you 500 dollars an hour, now I think it's time for school to go out, and take these papers to get familiar to your students" said Nedzu, dismissing him also while thinking 'hmm why is it that I feel off about him… better do some research on him, he did literally disappear for half a year…'

And thus starts Nedzu's plotting and puzzle solving, and learning secrets along the way...

TBC